Stupidest Things to Do After Getting a New Car

The Top Ten

1 Crash it into a store

Oh, Is it too soon now?

2 Try to start a police chase

3 Purposely ram other cars

Do a PIT maneuver in high speed, instead.

4 Go way too fast on a road

5 Drive it on the sidewalks

6 Flip the bird at other drivers

Make sure it is not a redneck or else

7 Randomly drive off a cliff

Chances are, you will be dead

8 Sell it to another car dealership after a minute of buying it

9 Go drinking and driving

10 Crush your wife's car with your vehicle

Let's see what your wife really thinks about your new car then!

The Contenders

11 Give your car to a hobo and pay the insurance

12 Donuts in the parking lot

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