Top Ten Stupidest Things to Do In a Horror Movieasianinthehouse I made this list for people watching bloody stupid people doing stupid stuff so enjoy.
The Top Ten
Hate all of those people in horror movies who know they're in a haunted house and act like even a bone in the corner of the room scares them senseless. Man up! - PositronWildhawk
We don't have that smart characters in this type of movies. That's why they don't realize that they should NOT scream like crazy psychos - Magnolia
If you're hidden from a monster, screaming us the dumbest move. The monster will find you and a few minutes later, starting pouring salt and pepper on you. - AlphaQ
If you scream killer can hear you and kill you this is really stupid thing to do and can you make list top ten best things to do in horror movies pleaseV 7 Comments
Especially if you think something horrible is going wrong. Seriously, you're in the woods/ haunted house/ basement. People have been disappearing laeft and right with no explanation. You hear a monster growl/ footsteps. Common sense tells you to GET THE #@&! OUT OF THERE! What do you think this is, Scooby Doo? Don't worry, you have NO obligation to go investigate. No one's going to blame you for being unable to scare off an immortal demon. Leave that to the police. Unless you're packing some serious firepower, GTFO.
If you hear a noise the smartest thing for a person to do is run the other way. - egnomac
Um hello WHY ARE YOU GOING THE WRONG WAY?! They could get killed geez get a brain people! (in the movies! )
Girl: I heard a noise coming from the basement.
Boy: Probably just the dog.
GIRL: Nah it was a crazy killer dude thingy
Girl: Imma just check it out
Girl: *opens door to basement*
Crazy killer dude thing:Hi
Girl:I told you so
Boy: *Is no where to be seen*
Crazy killer dude thing: STAB STAB STAB
(this so stupid and cringey)
Yes,your supposed to use your banana - Nateawesomeness
Scary movie is the best example,she has a gun a grenade and she picks up the GOD DAMN BANANA! #Pisstake of horror films
What the hell do you think begging for mercy will help you live?
Girl:oh there's a monster oh no don't kill me I want to live
Nobody hears you,their at beaches drowning theirselves and running from the cheese snowman - Nateawesomeness
Anytime people have sex in horror movies they die. - egnomac
Not always but in horror films this "thing" became a cliche - Magnolia
At least you wont die a virgin. - DapperPickle
Pornographic terror,sunny leone - NateawesomenessV 3 Comments
Especially in the dark scary wood filled with werewolves, with thick fog everywhere, and no one around to hear you scream.
Scooby Doo always did this, but Robot Chicken was the only time they were killed (except for Velma) - Gehenna
"Ok everyone split up! " - Group Genius - codydoestuff
Ok I can understand screaming or not using weapons when you're in a shock but spliting up racks my nerves - toxicjoker666
Girl in a haunted house: HELLO! I'M LOST!
(Sees creepy door)
Girl: it looks creepy, and this could cost me my life, but, I'll open it anyway.
(Monster pulls her in)
This wouldn't happen if she just left the door alone. Did you expect diamonds in there?
You are just asking to die if you do this
I bet the person wants to die if he/she does this. - Powerfulgirl10
Open the scary door instead - Nateawesomeness
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that if someone runs into a bedroom and you can't find them, they're OBVIOUSLY under the bed. Even a child would know they simply didn't disappear into thin air.
Why don't you hide under your coffee table while you're at it?
That's the first place they'll look!
What if there's something under it? You're screwed. :( - Powerfulgirl10V 3 Comments
Your friend could've been in the FBI! He could've been on the show Ghost Hunters! I don't know but, your friend could be really smart with that stuff and you kill him/her? YOU'RE A STUPID IDIOT - maddyparrot22
That guy is right
"Your only friend" lol - Nateawesomeness
That's the main problem in horror movies
And the fact that they run like an emu
Seriously, how many times do you guys ACTUALLY trip and fall while running?
This is the thing that is actually funny hee hee hee
This happens ALL THE TIME. - Powerfulgirl10V 4 Comments
I bet you're just asking to die. - Powerfulgirl10
Don't stay,move,follow the noises - Nateawesomeness
Girl: Oh. It's all safe. *walks downstairs, and a monster grabs her and kills her*
And you thought it was safe. - Powerfulgirl10
You know what's outside? Lights, civilization, and policemen! - ethanmeinster
What the heck people? - Powerfulgirl10
Do you really want to know who is there
(WALkS in room) hello who's there
Killer: I'm in the kitchen do you want me to make you a sandwich
(Person's car breaks down)
"Oh no, I should go walking in the woods and trust that guy that I saw walking when I was driving, best idea ever! "
They all ways stay in a corner even if the killer is far away!
As if there is going to be a door there - shfydgi
Trust me, don't. The scariest ghosts are ALWAYS in mirrors. - Goku02
This has happened in many horror movies, from Poltergeist to the Grudge. - ethanmeinster
Yes, because I want to live in the 500 year old Victorian house built on top of a cemetery, instead of the nice, peaceful suburbs!
Guy:Um...I think were lost.
Girl: Should we call someone? I have my phone.
Creepy dude:I can take you home.
Guy:Hey he seems trustworthy
Girl: Meh, he has a knife...It's probably nothing.
Laugh out loud! How does this? That's gonna draw attention. - Powerfulgirl10
You've got to be kidding me.
(Face slap! ) (Face slap! )
Girl: *to three ghosts* You're invited to my slumber party! *3 hours later, she dies* - Powerfulgirl10
Dah! Why invite trouble
It's a sure fire way to get killed
You won't be right back
No, no, no, NO! Don't you get it?!? The killer's already in there! Ugh. You did.
Ten seconds later...
Oh crap the killer is right there
Oh. I'm just gonna take a shower before the killer catches me. Mmm hmm. *screams and dies* - Powerfulgirl10
It leads you to death. - Powerfulgirl10
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