Top Ten Stupidest Things to Do In a Horror MovieI made this list for people watching bloody stupid people doing stupid stuff so enjoy.
The Top Ten
Hate all of those people in horror movies who know they're in a haunted house and act like even a bone in the corner of the room scares them senseless. Man up!
If you're hidden from a monster, screaming us the dumbest move. The monster will find you and a few minutes later, starting pouring salt and pepper on you.
We don't have that smart characters in this type of movies. That's why they don't realize that they should NOT scream like crazy psychos
Why?!? WHY do you scream? You are running! Not having a scream-fest! "AAAH! I am currently screaming! AAH! Big, scary guy holding a hatchet! AAAH! I wish I could run faster! AAAH! " -said all horror movie characters ever
Especially if you think something horrible is going wrong. Seriously, you're in the woods/ haunted house/ basement. People have been disappearing left and right with no explanation. You hear a monster growl/ footsteps. Common sense tells you to GET OUT OF THERE! What do you think this is, Scooby Doo? Don't worry, you have NO obligation to go investigate. No one's going to blame you for being unable to scare off an immortal demon. Leave that to the police. Unless you're packing some serious firepower, GET OUT.
In IT, if you see a red balloon floating by with lullaby music playing from a music box, DO NOT FOLLOW IT! You won't run into lovely things. It's Pennywise's way to lure you to your death!
If you hear a noise the smartest thing for a person to do is run the other way.
Really? Just sad. Their expecting you to so theyll hide behind a corner and wait for U.
Many times I have seen horror movies where the killer gets knocked down or out, and the victim runs away screaming for help. If it was me, I would pick up anything I could find and bash his head in. There would be no chance for him to kill me or anyone else.
Scary Movie is the best example, she has a gun a grenade and she picks up the DAMN BANANA! #Pisstake of horror films.
That's what the wepond is for.
Banging and Living are two different things, for instance, Friday the 13th, Scream, Leprechaun; enjoying flesh isn't as important as saving it
Not always but in horror films this "thing" became a cliche
Anytime people have sex in horror movies they die.
No! Having sex in a horror movie makes it more thrilling
What the hell do you think begging for mercy will help you live?
Girl:oh there's a monster oh no don't kill me I want to live
Nobody hears you,their at beaches drowning theirselves and running from the cheese snowman
Especially in the dark scary wood filled with werewolves, with thick fog everywhere, and no one around to hear you scream.
"Ok everyone split up! " - Group Genius
Scooby Doo always did this, but Robot Chicken was the only time they were killed (except for Velma) - Gehenna
Ok I can understand screaming or not using weapons when you're in a shock but spliting up racks my nerves
"Your only friend" lol
That guy is right
Your friend could've been in the FBI! He could've been on the show Ghost Hunters! I don't know but, your friend could be really smart with that stuff and you kill him/her? YOU'RE A STUPID IDIOT.
Girl in a haunted house: HELLO! I'M LOST!
(Sees creepy door)
Girl: it looks creepy, and this could cost me my life, but, I'll open it anyway.
(Monster pulls her in)
This wouldn't happen if she just left the door alone. Did you expect diamonds in there?
I bet the person wants to die if he/she does this.
You are just asking to die if you do this
Open the scary door instead
This has to be the dumbest thing you can ever do.
That will piss it off more
I bet you're just asking to die.
Don't stay,move,follow the noises
(WALkS in room) hello who's there
Killer: I'm in the kitchen do you want me to make you a sandwich
Do you really want to know who is there
You're just asking to die.
Like in Texas chainsaw massacre he's wearing a mask which already limits his vision, overalls, and he's carrying a chainsaw.Do you know how heavy a chainsaw is!? Neither do I but it probably weighs a ton.
That's the main problem in horror movies
And the fact that they run like an emu
Seriously, how many times do you guys ACTUALLY trip and fall while running?
I hate how people trip and fall and wait until the killer reaches them.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that if someone runs into a bedroom and you can't find them, they're OBVIOUSLY under the bed. Even a child would know they simply didn't disappear into thin air.
If they hide under their bed, they should at least make it look like they hide somewhere else.
Why don't you hide under your coffee table while you're at it?
What if there are monsters under there already DUH
Oh year! I can't stand this one. So annoying
(Person's car breaks down)
"Oh no, I should go walking in the woods and trust that guy that I saw walking when I was driving, best idea ever! "
Guy:Um...I think were lost.
Girl: Should we call someone? I have my phone.
Creepy dude:I can take you home.
Guy:Hey he seems trustworthy
Girl: Meh, he has a knife...It's probably nothing.
You know what's outside? Lights, civilization, and policemen!
What the heck people?
If you're not a cop or someone who can fight then don't do it.
Girl: Oh. It's all safe. *walks downstairs, and a monster grabs her and kills her*
And you thought it was safe.
Trust me, don't. The scariest ghosts are ALWAYS in mirrors.
Yes, because I want to live in the 500 year old Victorian house built on top of a cemetery, instead of the nice, peaceful suburbs!
This has happened in many horror movies, from Poltergeist to the Grudge.