Top Ten Stupidest Things to Do In a Horror Movieasianinthehouse I made this list for people watching bloody stupid people doing stupid stuff so enjoy.
The Top Ten
Hate all of those people in horror movies who know they're in a haunted house and act like even a bone in the corner of the room scares them senseless. Man up! - PositronWildhawk
We don't have that smart characters in this type of movies. That's why they don't realize that they should NOT scream like crazy psychos - Magnolia
If you're hidden from a monster, screaming us the dumbest move. The monster will find you and a few minutes later, starting pouring salt and pepper on you. - AlphaQ
At least try not to die. Thank you. - Powerfulgirl10V 6 Comments
Scary movie is the best example,she has a gun a grenade and she picks up the GOD DAMN BANANA! #Pisstake of horror filmsV 1 Comment
What the hell do you think begging for mercy will help you live?
Girl:oh there's a monster oh no don't kill me I want to live
Nobody hears you,their at beaches drowning theirselves and running from the cheese snowman - Nateawesomeness
Anytime people have sex in horror movies they die. - egnomac
Not always but in horror films this "thing" became a cliche - Magnolia
No! Having sex in a horror movie makes it more thrilling
At least you wont die a virgin. - DapperPickleV 3 Comments
Yes, because the best way to survive in a horror movie is to investigate a creepy sound or sight. Hey, while you're at it, why don't you wear fluorescent clothes and start yelling at the top of your lungs? You're going to die either way because of your stupidity. Please, just stay in your damn closet while the soundtrack plays ambient Aphex Twin songs. - ArchAces
Especially if you think something horrible is going wrong. Seriously, you're in the woods/ haunted house/ basement. People have been disappearing laeft and right with no explanation. You hear a monster growl/ footsteps. Common sense tells you to GET THE #@&! OUT OF THERE! What do you think this is, Scooby Doo? Don't worry, you have NO obligation to go investigate. No one's going to blame you for being unable to scare off an immortal demon. Leave that to the police. Unless you're packing some serious firepower, GTFO.
If you hear a noise the smartest thing for a person to do is run the other way. - egnomac
Just stay still, and you won't die (well, you might.) - Powerfulgirl10V 7 Comments
Girl in a haunted house: HELLO! I'M LOST!
(Sees creepy door)
Girl: it looks creepy, and this could cost me my life, but, I'll open it anyway.
(Monster pulls her in)
This wouldn't happen if she just left the door alone. Did you expect diamonds in there?
Me: This door looks creepy.
Oh no, don't open it, HE WILL KILL YOU.
DO NOT OPEN
Opens the door and dies
Moron - CastlevaniaFanboy128
You are just asking to die if you do this
I bet the person wants to die if he/she does this. - Powerfulgirl10V 1 Comment
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that if someone runs into a bedroom and you can't find them, they're OBVIOUSLY under the bed. Even a child would know they simply didn't disappear into thin air.
Why don't you hide under your coffee table while you're at it?
That's the first place they'll look!
Don't,their is gum under it - NateawesomenessV 3 Comments
Your friend could've been in the FBI! He could've been on the show Ghost Hunters! I don't know but, your friend could be really smart with that stuff and you kill him/her? YOU'RE A STUPID IDIOT - maddyparrot22V 2 Comments
That's the main problem in horror movies
And the fact that they run like an emu
Seriously, how many times do you guys ACTUALLY trip and fall while running?
This is the thing that is actually funny hee hee hee
It's always that convenient stone or twig - HATOOTEHV 4 Comments
You know what's outside? Lights, civilization, and policemen! - ethanmeinsterV 1 Comment
Especially in the dark scary wood filled with werewolves, with thick fog everywhere, and no one around to hear you scream.
Trust me, don't. The scariest ghosts are ALWAYS in mirrors. - Goku02
They all ways stay in a corner even if the killer is far away!
As if there is going to be a door there - shfydgi
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Top Remixes (5)
2. Hear a Noise and Go to See What It Is
3. Plead for Help
2. Stay There and Die
3. Plead for Help
2. Hide Under the Bed
3. Trip and Fall
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