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She must be blind and deaf, or has an IQ of negative 123487508782356897, or both. If her show continues, this generation will turn into a generation of idiots. What's worse than asking where something is when it's right behind her? Asking the audience where something is when that thing is right IN FRONT of her.
Oh geez, she is so dang blind.
Dora: where's the blue bush (bush is just one inch away from her, and it's in her view)
Me: in front if you, you weird hideous racist freak
Me: gosh it's in front of you
Me: IN FRONT OF YOU
Me: RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU (jumps into T.V. , grabs dora by her collar, and hits her hard with frying pan, knocking her out)
She couldn't find red ball in a blue field if her life depended on it.
*Huge mountain in the distance*
Dora: Where's the mountain?
Me: Right there.
Me: Right there you idiot
Me: OH MY LORD IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOT ARE YOU BLIND?!
Dora: Let's ask Map!
Me: *Breaks T.V.*
Swiper actually goes away after Dora says swiper no swiping.
WHERE IS THAT GOING TO HELP IN REAL LIFE
What Dora should be
Dora:swiper no swiping
Swiper: (takes Dora's useless garbage) haw haw
Dora: but is said swiper no swiping
Swiper: welcome to life you silly little girl
If they had Swiper armed I actually would be interested when my 4yo cousin makes me watch it with him. - fireinside96
saying to a swiper 'swiper, no swiping' is not going to work!
I actually like swiperV 69 Comments
They are unoriginal all it is is just the same word being repeated over and over again! Time to hire some professionals.
Here's how would have done the "Map song":
I'm the map, I'm map
If you don't where to go just call me!
I will show you where to go
Now you won't get lost.
How I would have done the "Backpack song":
I keep your stuff inside
If you want it just call
I'm a backpack!
Here you go!
This is twice as better than the original
What if this was the Dora song:doo doo Dora doo doo Dora I am stupid I am Dora I am stupid
stupidest songs ever. A 5 year old could sing better!
I’m the map Backpack really
Come on vamanos
Everybody let’s go
I know we get on it (I think)
Come on let’s get to it
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Oh god she shouts not speaks, she never shuts up! She say where so and so when it's right in front of her!
Shut the fudge up! The creators were probably on crack when they make her character scream every 5 seconds. I would continue why Dora is a fudging retard I'd be dead by then.
I just hope that she doesn't turn out to be a gym teacher
Wait people in America have loud voices.V 17 Comments
Why does everything have a face. Doors, books, maps, and backpacks can all talk. That is just stupid.
Even the frigging grass has a face! If not for the 54th Disney Movie I watch almost everyday then my sister would have thought that the chairs alive!
Good thing a sister knows the tactics on how to distract dear imouto-san…
I know she says the door speaks Spanish. She is so unrealistic
Let me guess, will her shirt have a face?V 16 Comments
She chases the ice cream truck while screaming 'ice cream' in a salute to the junk food peddlers sponsoring this show. 'Can you find the ice cream truck? ' May as well ask to become a ball of lard! Ditto goes for every other junk food type you can think of. Great promotion of healthy eating for small kids...not!
Her belly sticks out because she eats to much crap she a fat ass
I am fat and my name is dora
She is a fat ass with a small body and 2T sized shirt and she 7. Bruh Caillou is 4 and say bigger than yo your lazy ass.V 32 Comments
Dora: What was your favorite part? Me: When you nearly died and when Swiper stuck dynamite up your ass! Dora: I like that part too! Me: DAMN!
Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: When Benny shoved a stick up your ass and it was bleeding
Dora: I liked that too
When she asked I said when Boots masterbated in front of a baby
Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: When my sister screamed so loud in your ear that you died.
Dora: I liked that part too!
My sister: *screams in Dora's ear loud*
When I was really little, I used to have good manners. That was, until Dora of course. Since I liked Dora as a kid, I watched it a lot. And Dora always ate with her mouth open, so I began eating with my mouth open. Unlucky for me, it became an instinct. Now, I find it hard to keep my mouth closed. Thanks for turning me into a rude slob, you revolting douche.
eating with your mouth open is rude, Dora. maybe you should have learnt that on one of your stupid exploring trips.
Ugh, Dora is a pig! She eats with her mouth open, she kinda looks like one and she's a fatty (nothing wrong with fat people though).
Maybe its because Dora's Nose is always plugged.V 22 Comments
Do you see the lake? Its right in front of YOU! Dora is blind. If she screams for help I'm gonna yell to boots LET HER DIE!
Do you see your stupidity Dora? - SamuiNeko
Dora can't see anything! Her eyes stare into your soul - Cartoonfan202
"Do you see the..."
Me: "Idiot? Yea, look right in the mirror, sweetie." - Miauzer
Dora's parents should be sued for child neglect. She goes ON ADVENTURES through FORESTS and her parents don't even care! This teaches kids that they can do random things without parent supervision. What if Dora got run over with a truck? What if she fell in quicksand? Her parents probably wouldn't even notice. Dora is just so terrible and stupid.
Dora's parents are idiots because they let their only Daughter go on crazy, stupid, boring adventures.
That's cruel, unless you're talking about Ash Ketchum.
Hey, who edited my filthy frank comment? |:(V 8 Comments
Boots is as stupid as Dora. In one episode, he complained that his boot had a hole in it and started whining about it. Boots should get a life.
She never asks permission to go exploring what a idiot
Oh god boots is so whiny. whoever commented that once you find a way into the T.V. her future will be in heaven is wrong! Her and boots will perish in hell!
In my version of dora, boots hates her. And, respect my opinion, I actually like boots.V 14 Comments
Rather pointless if you ask me... - Celestius
Finally found a band worst than one direction
I'll give them lessons at music. PS: They suck.
Actually it's called the fiesta trioV 23 Comments
This show got cancelled a year ago... - carafa0123
It got cancelled a year ago, but they came back with Dora in the City.
Yeah it's airs most of the time but not all the time
Oh god check your Nick Jr guide and it STILL AIRS. It is stupid. This,Go Diego Go,and Into the city should be gone. Good news, Dora and friends into the city got cancelled January 2018.V 4 Comments
Where are here partners while this is all happening?!?!?
She appeared in a Geico commercial once.
I am not helping you and your dumb monkey
Ever heard of the monkey who ripped that ladies face off? That should've happened to Dora long ago, with what she and Boots do sometimes. -Sigh- someone should make that a creepypasta, I'd read it.V 12 Comments
She asks the fat chicken for help I mean how can a chicken help you
She can't help herself with ANYTHING that fat retard!
SHe's too lazy to even do anything by herself! - Powerfulgirl10
Does she even go to school?V 7 Comments
Some kid will go exploring, get lost, and when someone robs them they say swiper no swiping instead of calling the police
Why is she even traveling into a jungle without her parents? Because her parents don't give a fudge about Dora.
A VERY bad example. She says a stupid phrase to get a thief away from her, she goes exploring without permission, and she exposes her mid-drift all the time. Need I say more? - Powerfulgirl10
She Is The Worst Role Model - JPK
My Little Pony is a THOUSAND MILES better than Dora - Chromium
I agree very much. This is the worst show in history! It's worse than My Little Pony, Teletubbies (even though I've never watched it, but it looks very stupid), and Go Diego Go! go Diego Go is WAY BETTER than this crap. Come on Nick Jr.! You can do better than that!
Exactly. - Powerfulgirl10V 1 Comment
I never even had a favorite part, EVER...
Dora: What was your favourite part?
Me: I... I liked the part where-
Dora: I liked that part too.
Me: HEY! I HAVEN'T FINISHED! >:C - AlecS172
Dora: What was your favorite part
Me: The ass...
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: I was going to say THE ASSEMBLY! - Mariomaster63
Dora: What's your favorite part of the trip?
Me: Umm. Let's see... I like-
Dora: I liked that, too.
Me: I wasn't done talking, you moron! - Powerfulgirl10
I didn't understand any of the spanish and I didn't learn anything from it - SmoothCriminal
I get enough Spanish at school, thank you very much!
Why do three and four year olds need to know Spanish when they don't even know how to read and write their own names!?
That's a pointless reason. Go to Spanish class instead of learning Spanish from this crap!V 16 Comments
Dora is fat, ugly, fat, boring, ugly, air-headed, ugly and ugly. Did I mention ugly!?
Even more hideous than Meg Griffin even though they look a like
Dora is so ugly and so stupid every time you watch shis show she needs your help every time I'm sick of her
VERY - JPKV 15 Comments
Umm... Actually sir, Diego is actually Dora's cousin but that doesn't help the fact that Diego is just as annoying as his female counterpart (Well, at least he doesn't look like he got selected for the pink team on the biggest loser. )
Diego should be Dora's brother because the look almost alike and they both yell.
Diego is her stupid brother/cousin who has his own retarded show and also has own retarded sidekick (a stupid jaguar).
Isn't Sonic the Hedgehog supposed to be the older brother of Amy Rose?
Actually Diego Is Dora's Cousin - JPKV 17 Comments
This show is stupid. die die die.
Think about it: She's blind, ugly, retarded, a total freak, you name it! I wouldn't be surprised if the kids in the age group her show is targeted at grows up to be criminals all because of a Mexican brat. (Excuse any racism)
Absolutely a horrible role model. Goes on stupid adventures without asking permission, list goes on. By the way Dora, you might get your parents arrested.
Even Miley Cyrus Is Better Than Dora Even Though She Is Extremely Questionable
We need that wall.V 5 Comments
Swinging arms back and forth and turning her body? BOO! Even I could dance better than her!
I can really dance better than her.
Shame to all pro dancers.
I dance amazing she shakes her fat ass back and forthV 6 Comments
I Seriously Wanna Tear This Thing To Shreds - JPK
I'm the map I'm the map sereously what kind of song is - Mrsantaclaw33033
One episode "the map" thinks the milky way galaxy is faraway. what is wrong with him we live on the $#*T@** galaxy this whole time
Dora is the stupidest character ever. She has to ask a map to see a mountain right in front of her face.
yes she is
When ever she sounds like a donkey with a sore throat!
Me too! A donkey with a sore throat! How about she also sounded like a sheep and a duck throat singing in a donkey and a cow's voice, as if they had sore throats, heart attacks, and very bad cancer (not to be rude).
Lol I seriously agree
She sounds like Morton Koopa Jr,Wendy O(The T.V. show one),Amy Rose,a donkey,Pearl Krabs,and a Flower that ate a sponge that ate a cow who swallowed a bee and got stungV 4 Comments
Her head is really two times bigger than her body, you know
I want her neck to break from the weight
Why on earth is her head so huge!?!? - WWEfanJayden
Her head is sooo big that it could explode any second.V 16 Comments
All those zeroes are covering up the advertisement. Seriously, this is so true. I bet she can't find something that is one millimeter in front of her.
Exactly. She won't even notice a spider crawling up her arm if her life depended on it. She needs some serious help. - Powerfulgirl10
I brought this up 9 spaces so that "shes a girl" will be lower - lolingdog9000
Dora: where's the mountain? Me: up your ass! Dora: there it is!V 1 Comment
I totally agree.
I totally agree.
I know right?! I'm 11'years old and I'm way to old for this poop. I was at my friends house and her little sister was watching it and the volume was really high so I was just covering my ears the whole time, and I felt like I would literally punch the T.V.. This show is complete poop. - #FanGirlSlappy❤️
I totally agree with the Map and Backpack being retards and the two-year-old- singing better than Dora comments.
Both of her songs are worse than Baby by Justin Bieber! - AlecS172
A 2 year old could sing better
Dora: We did it, we did it!
Me: *throws T.V. out the window*
She doesn't even asks her parents to go out of the house! - Jessicarabbit
Her parents ARE stupid actually. - Powerfulgirl10
I know right?!
Boots is like a dumb spoiled brat.
This is the millionth time I heard about boots
I bet she'll eventually get ebola
I don't think he's her pet, but he's still really dumb. - Powerfulgirl10
Her dance is so bad
Imagine if it was the gangnam style dance?
That would be even worse
Dora: WE DID IT!
Me: You're nasty.
Serious, that song sounds like sex, and her dance is crap.
I said the same thing to my sister and she agreed
She does this because she is wimpy; can't withstand any hazard! I am wimpy and my name is Dora
I can't believe this show still exists...and the REALLY sad thing is that there is a new version of the show called Dora and Friends. Great. - Minecraftcrazy530
I think she is too fat to go around things - s10484V 3 Comments
I know why she wears the same thing over and over again because she is so dam cheap!
She wears the same thing every episode
Her parents should spank her. I totally agree with the person who said that!
Orange and pink so clash. - MiauzerV 9 Comments
At our school, squirrels are robbing lunches. Imagine if Dora went there and a squirrel robbed her and Dora said WHY IS TICO LIKE SWIPER?!
Where are her actual friends?! Like PEOPLE friends?!?! - Thatgirl
Also, more about the squirrel. He once broke into a lunch just to get an orange. He also kills baby BIRDS. Whenever my teacher says PUT YOUR LUNCHES IN THE TUB THERE IS A SQUIRREL, everyone freaks out. He shishkababed a sandwich. Good thing he doesn't make his home out of Minecraft head costumes...
She had NO human friends in Dora the Explorer. And then in Dora and Friends: Into the City, her friends are really crappy.V 9 Comments
She sucks at singing, even the girl from hot problems sing better than her.
She sound like dumb baby
She sucks at singing I bet the pros will throw her in the trash can and then get sent to the dumpster then the truck and into the factory where she's burned to death
No! Just, no! Screaming goats sing way better.V 9 Comments
Yh she just walks wherever that endless path takes her
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHERE BOOTS GOT HIS BOOTS SO SHUT UP!
Boots got his bips from payless
Dora is so boring
Arthur is boring too
Unfortunately I had to watch it with my cousins when they came over.
VERY - JPKV 3 Comments
Once in an episode, Dora gave us a choice if we want to join or not, and then 5 seconds later, she forces us to come with her immediately, so we go on her lame adventure, like what? You gave us a choice Dora, A CHOICE!
I agree maybe she should see the great wall of China or the pyramids of the Egypt
Blueberry hill? Grandma's house, and more dumbbutt adventures? LAME! I thought Dora and Boots travel the world to famous ancient objects on that Country. And do things like Daring do (MLP:FIM) and Indiana Jones. That'll be tons better than Dora's current stupid adventures
Not Exciting In The Slightest - JPKV 2 Comments
We watched Dora all the time and the original episode's I like her when she was a nice and caring who always saying funny and likes what her parents do for her this new Dora is just plain stupid and asks dumb questions unlike Dora from the old episode's this Dora deaf/ blind and will kill anything who gets in her way
I can't believe I used to like this dumb girl's T.V. show as a kid! - Powerfulgirl10
This happened to me and I'm so mad.
She was just a funny girl in season's 1 and 2 nowdays she's blind deaf and dumb person
I Hope A Certain Blue Pegasus Beats The Living Crap Out Of Dora The Idiotic Explorer - JPK
She asks Q's like that " do you see the swipper?
Like "Where's the [blank]." - Powerfulgirl10
Dora: Where is the mountain?
Me: Boots is on top in it which is right behind you!
Dora: where is the mountain?
Me: (O Ma God stop making the question over again! ) Stop! I told you that it's right behind you, Football stupid head!
Dora: Where is the mountain?
Me: OOO MYY GOD! 😡 😡 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Dora is recycling dance moves that will bore your kids.
It Gets Annoying FAST - JPK
SHE IS WORSE THAN NICKI MINAJ!
It Goes for the Same Plot as Phineas and Ferb. - ChroniclerMan5
Dora eats tnt and go to the toilet
And I respect doras opinion. but why did she have to torture US of all people - SimipourLover
Her parents should ground her for going out alone
Her parents should be arrested for letting her just run off like that
I think she's trying to be a Pokemon trainer, when all she is is a monkey - TeamRocket747V 1 Comment
That's a VERY BAD EXAMPLE for kids. THAT IS SO DANGEROUS! But I hope she gets killed one day. It would be funny if she gets hit by a million cars at once. Who agrees with me?!
That's just plain dangerous! Social services should lock up her parents! - Wolftail
That's a horrible example for kids. She should die. - Powerfulgirl10
And then she say to put on seat belts to be safe.V 1 Comment
The theme song is so WEIRD the song says radom words - sherklover456
I personally think she should be older. She just acts like a 2 year old
She is like, 3, and travels Mexico by her self with a dumb monkey.
She doesn't even use correct grammar or language she says something like
She Is 7 - JPKV 9 Comments
Look, I've got her head from her talking to the T.V., bang! Touchdown!
She swallowed a football when she was a baby...
LOL She swallowed a football as a baby. That's hilarious. Seriously her head is shaped like a football. Her head is also shaped like a lemon, lime, and jellybean.
Stewie And Arnold Are WAY Better - JPKV 12 Comments
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