Stupidest Things About Dora the Explorer

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The Top Ten

1 She Asks Where Something Is When It's Right Behind Her

She must be blind and deaf, or has an IQ of negative 123487508782356897, or both. If her show continues, this generation will turn into a generation of idiots. What's worse than asking where something is when it's right behind her? Asking the audience where something is when that thing is right IN FRONT of her.

Oh geez, she is so dang blind.
Dora: where's the blue bush (bush is just one inch away from her, and it's in her view)
Me: in front if you, you weird hideous racist freak
Dora: where
Me: gosh it's in front of you
Dora: where
Me: IN FRONT OF YOU
(10000000 time)
Dora: where
Me: RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU (jumps into T.V. , grabs dora by her collar, and hits her hard with frying pan, knocking her out)

She couldn't find red ball in a blue field if her life depended on it.

I despise it -.-. Dora could go suck a lemon. Like once when I was a kid I was watching Dora (my favorite show, bleh) and she needed to find a bush. I was like "it's right there! " and she still asks! That's how much of a brain she has! Enough brain capacity to ask stupid questions! She needs to get a brain!

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2 She Says Swiper No Swiping

Swiper actually goes away after Dora says swiper no swiping.

WHERE IS THAT GOING TO HELP IN REAL LIFE

What Dora should be

Dora:swiper no swiping
Swiper: (takes Dora's useless garbage) haw haw
Dora: but is said swiper no swiping
Swiper: welcome to life you silly little girl

If they had Swiper armed I actually would be interested when my 4yo cousin makes me watch it with him. - fireinside96

saying to a swiper 'swiper, no swiping' is not going to work!

You can't teach your child like,"Saying this magic word, Swiper no swiping " when he or she met a bad guy.

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3 Her Songs

They are unoriginal all it is is just the same word being repeated over and over again! Time to hire some professionals.

Here's how would have done the "Map song":
I'm the map, I'm map
If you don't where to go just call me!
I will show you where to go
Now you won't get lost.
Ready?

How I would have done the "Backpack song":
Backpack!
I keep your stuff inside
If you want it just call
I'm a backpack!
Here you go!

This is twice as better than the original

What if this was the Dora song:doo doo Dora doo doo Dora I am stupid I am Dora I am stupid

stupidest songs ever. A 5 year old could sing better!

This should be number 1. - LeRoiDesSapins

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4 She Yells

Oh god she shouts not speaks, she never shuts up! She say where so and so when it's right in front of her!

Shut the fudge up! The creators were probably on crack when they make her character scream every 5 seconds. I would continue why Dora is a fudging retard I'd be dead by then.

I just hope that she doesn't turn out to be a gym teacher

Wait people in America have loud voices.

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5 Everything Has a Face

Why does everything have a face. Doors, books, maps, and backpacks can all talk. That is just stupid.

Even the frigging grass has a face! If not for the 54th Disney Movie I watch almost everyday then my sister would have thought that the chairs alive!

Good thing a sister knows the tactics on how to distract dear imouto-san…

I know she says the door speaks Spanish. She is so unrealistic

The trees have faces. The dirt has a face. Everything has a face.

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6 Her Belly Sticks Out

She chases the ice cream truck while screaming 'ice cream' in a salute to the junk food peddlers sponsoring this show. 'Can you find the ice cream truck? ' May as well ask to become a ball of lard! Ditto goes for every other junk food type you can think of. Great promotion of healthy eating for small kids...not!

Her belly sticks out because she eats to much crap she a fat ass

I am fat and my name is dora

Not until season 2 she got a bigger T-shirt. - Gabo147

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7 Do You See The...

Do you see the lake? Its right in front of YOU! Dora is blind. If she screams for help I'm gonna yell to boots LET HER DIE!

Do you see your stupidity Dora? - SamuiNeko

Dora can't see anything! Her eyes stare into your soul - Cartoonfan202

"Do you see the..."
Me: "Idiot? Yea, look right in the mirror, sweetie." - Miauzer

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8 Always Ask the Part You Like the Most and Agrees

Dora: What was your favorite part? Me: When you nearly died and when Swiper stuck dynamite up your ass! Dora: I like that part too! Me: DAMN!

Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: When Benny shoved a stick up your ass and it was bleeding
Dora: I liked that too

When she asked I said when Boots masterbated in front of a baby

Dora: What’s your favourite part?
Me: My favourite part is when you almost got nuked by Kim Jong Un.
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: O_O - Gabo147

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9 Her Parents Let Her Out the House With No Supervision of an Adult

Dora's parents should be sued for child neglect. She goes ON ADVENTURES through FORESTS and her parents don't even care! This teaches kids that they can do random things without parent supervision. What if Dora got run over with a truck? What if she fell in quicksand? Her parents probably wouldn't even notice. Dora is just so terrible and stupid.

Dora's parents are idiots because they let their only Daughter go on crazy, stupid, boring adventures.

That's cruel, unless you're talking about Ash Ketchum.

Hey, who edited my filthy frank comment? |:(

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10 She Always Eats With Her Mouth Open

When I was really little, I used to have good manners. That was, until Dora of course. Since I liked Dora as a kid, I watched it a lot. And Dora always ate with her mouth open, so I began eating with my mouth open. Unlucky for me, it became an instinct. Now, I find it hard to keep my mouth closed. Thanks for turning me into a rude slob, you revolting douche.

eating with your mouth open is rude, Dora. maybe you should have learnt that on one of your stupid exploring trips.

Ugh, Dora is a pig! She eats with her mouth open, she kinda looks like one and she's a fatty (nothing wrong with fat people though).

Maybe its because Dora's Nose is always plugged.

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The Contenders

11 It is still on the air

This show got cancelled a year ago... - carafa0123

It got cancelled a year ago, but they came back with Dora in the City.

Yeah it's airs most of the time but not all the time

Nick: Say bye to Dora, it’s ENDING
Me: THANK YOU πŸ™πŸΌ
Nick: Dora the Explorer spin off will come!
Me: WHY?

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12 The Stupid Insect Band

Rather pointless if you ask me... - Celestius

Finally found a band worst than one direction

I'll give them lessons at music. PS: They suck.

They're annoying. - LeRoiDesSapins

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13 Boots

Boots is as stupid as Dora. In one episode, he complained that his boot had a hole in it and started whining about it. Boots should get a life.

She never asks permission to go exploring what a idiot

Oh god boots is so whiny. whoever commented that once you find a way into the T.V. her future will be in heaven is wrong! Her and boots will perish in hell!

In my version of dora, boots hates her. And, respect my opinion, I actually like boots.

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14 She Is a 5 Year Old Girl Who Travels the World With a Monkey

Where are here partners while this is all happening?!?!?

She appeared in a Geico commercial once.

I am not helping you and your dumb monkey

Ever heard of the monkey who ripped that ladies face off? That should've happened to Dora long ago, with what she and Boots do sometimes. -Sigh- someone should make that a creepypasta, I'd read it.

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15 She Always Asks For Help

She asks the fat chicken for help I mean how can a chicken help you

She can't help herself with ANYTHING that fat retard!

SHe's too lazy to even do anything by herself! - Powerfulgirl10

Does she even go to school?

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16 She's Ugly

Dora is fat, ugly, fat, boring, ugly, air-headed, ugly and ugly. Did I mention ugly!?

Even more hideous than Meg Griffin even though they look a like

Dora is so ugly and so stupid every time you watch shis show she needs your help every time I'm sick of her

This should be at least higher than 14. - LeRoiDesSapins

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17 Stupid Songs

I totally agree with the Map and Backpack being retards and the two-year-old- singing better than Dora comments.

Both of her songs are worse than Baby by Justin Bieber! - AlecS172

A 2 year old could sing better

Dora: We did it, we did it!
Me: *throws T.V. out the window*

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18 She Is an Awful Example for Kids

Some kid will go exploring, get lost, and when someone robs them they say swiper no swiping instead of calling the police

Why is she even traveling into a jungle without her parents? Because her parents don't give a fudge about Dora.

A VERY bad example. She says a stupid phrase to get a thief away from her, she goes exploring without permission, and she exposes her mid-drift all the time. Need I say more? - Powerfulgirl10

Seriously
She Is The Worst Role Model - JPK

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19 When you try to say what your favorite part of the adventure was, it gets interrupted

I never even had a favorite part, EVER...

Dora: What is your favourite part?
Me: My favourite part is when y-
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: Wadafak? I wasn’t done talking! - Gabo147

Dora: What was your favourite part?
Me: I... I liked the part where-
Dora: I liked that part too.
Me: HEY! I HAVEN'T FINISHED! >:C - AlecS172

Dora: What was your favorite part
Me: The ass...
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: I was going to say THE ASSEMBLY! - Mariomaster63

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20 Dora is Stupid

Dora is the stupidest character ever. She has to ask a map to see a mountain right in front of her face.

yes she is

21 The Opening Song

The animation for the intro sucks in the new seasons. It's leerily in a room and the characters are on a computer game! Then they get into a boat after a minute. - Powerfulgirl10

Annoying on song and animation! A boat can appear itself! How uneducational. And the other songs like 'forest farm blueberry hill'(More like Fartest, Fart, Blueberry kill! ), Map song, Backpack song. Someone says the songs are totally unoriginal and they just repeat it 3 times! Rather hear Justin Bieber or Nicki Minaj than those songs

The intro is so so stupid! It's just the Dora characters walking offscreen and then onscreen into a different lane, and it's also the next time they do it they go out of a house, UNREALISTIC! Then they go onto a boat, It's just boring. - AlecS172

Worst intro ever on the first season. It's just starts with the cockpit view of a fighter plane which flies into a computer, and then it shows the computer screen where the characters just walk onscreen and then offscreen. Then, they teleport inside a small house and walk onto a boat which after that boat goes another boat appears. The most boring intro ever!

The #2 most boring intro ever is the Peppa Pig intro.

22 Every Single Character Except For Swiper And The Grumpy Old Troll Are Brain Dead Morons

This show is stupid. die die die.

23 She Always Speaks Spanish

I didn't understand any of the spanish and I didn't learn anything from it - SmoothCriminal

I get enough Spanish at school, thank you very much!

Why do three and four year olds need to know Spanish when they don't even know how to read and write their own names!?

That's a pointless reason. Go to Spanish class instead of learning Spanish from this crap!

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24 She's a horrible role model

Think about it: She's blind, ugly, retarded, a total freak, you name it! I wouldn't be surprised if the kids in the age group her show is targeted at grows up to be criminals all because of a Mexican brat. (Excuse any racism)

Absolutely a horrible role model. Goes on stupid adventures without asking permission, list goes on. By the way Dora, you might get your parents arrested.

Even Miley Cyrus Is Better Than Dora Even Though She Is Extremely Questionable

We need that wall.

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25 The Show is Very Repetitive

When I was like 8, I got bored of this show because you heard the same songs every time!

26 Her Brother Is Diego

Umm... Actually sir, Diego is actually Dora's cousin but that doesn't help the fact that Diego is just as annoying as his female counterpart (Well, at least he doesn't look like he got selected for the pink team on the biggest loser. )

Diego should be Dora's brother because the look almost alike and they both yell.

Diego is her stupid brother/cousin who has his own retarded show and also has own retarded sidekick (a stupid jaguar).

Isn't Sonic the Hedgehog supposed to be the older brother of Amy Rose?

Actually Diego Is Dora's Cousin - JPK

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27 Her Voice

When ever she sounds like a donkey with a sore throat!

Me too! A donkey with a sore throat! How about she also sounded like a sheep and a duck throat singing in a donkey and a cow's voice, as if they had sore throats, heart attacks, and very bad cancer (not to be rude).

Lol I seriously agree

She sounds like Morton Koopa Jr,Wendy O(The T.V. show one),Amy Rose,a donkey,Pearl Krabs,and a Flower that ate a sponge that ate a cow who swallowed a bee and got stung

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28 She Can't Find Things When It's Like 1 Inch Away from Her

All those zeroes are covering up the advertisement. Seriously, this is so true. I bet she can't find something that is one millimeter in front of her.

Exactly. She won't even notice a spider crawling up her arm if her life depended on it. She needs some serious help. - Powerfulgirl10

I brought this up 9 spaces so that "shes a girl" will be lower - lolingdog9000

Dora: where's the mountain? Me: up your ass! Dora: there it is!

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29 She's Annoying

Of course, she's the most annoying character ever, more annoying than the Annoying Orange. I hope the orange annoys her to death.

She asks these stupid questions she's like a screaming girl plus she is blind she needs glasses or something

People get their knickers in a twist over a preschool show.

30 Her Head Is Twice the Size As Her Body

Her head is really two times bigger than her body, you know

I want her neck to break from the weight

Why on earth is her head so huge!?!? - WWEfanJayden

Her head is sooo big that it could explode any second.

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31 She Makes Parents Look Stupid

She doesn't even asks her parents to go out of the house! - Jessicarabbit

Her parents ARE stupid actually. - Powerfulgirl10

I know right?!

32 She Has a Stupid Pet Monkey

Boots is like a dumb spoiled brat.

This is the millionth time I heard about boots

I bet she'll eventually get ebola

I don't think he's her pet, but he's still really dumb. - Powerfulgirl10

33 She Always Goes Through Things That Are Easy to Go Around

Here's an example of this "not going around obstacles" thing. In the episode "Louder! " Dora and Boots go to the highest hill to help Red Rooster wake up the "sun". Then, they come across a pile of pigs. BUT THEY DIDN'T GO AROUND THEM! DORA IS THE WORST EXPLORER EVER.

I said the same thing to my sister and she agreed

She does this because she is wimpy; can't withstand any hazard! I am wimpy and my name is Dora

I think she is too fat to go around things - s10484

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34 She Has a Terrible Singing Voice

She sucks at singing, even the girl from hot problems sing better than her.

She sound like dumb baby

She sucks at singing I bet the pros will throw her in the trash can and then get sent to the dumpster then the truck and into the factory where she's burned to death

No! Just, no! Screaming goats sing way better.

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35 Where did Boots get his boots?

Yh she just walks wherever that endless path takes her

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHERE BOOTS GOT HIS BOOTS SO SHUT UP!

Boots got his bips from payless

36 She Can't Dance

Swinging arms back and forth and turning her body? BOO! Even I could dance better than her!

I can really dance better than her.

Shame to all pro dancers.

WORK IT DORA! Says nobody ever also I feel bad for little Hispanic girls because they will get offended by this show

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37 She Never Gets Punished
38 Her Adventures Are Not Exciting

Once in an episode, Dora gave us a choice if we want to join or not, and then 5 seconds later, she forces us to come with her immediately, so we go on her lame adventure, like what? You gave us a choice Dora, A CHOICE!

I agree maybe she should see the great wall of China or the pyramids of the Egypt

Blueberry hill? Grandma's house, and more dumbbutt adventures? LAME! I thought Dora and Boots travel the world to famous ancient objects on that Country. And do things like Daring do (MLP:FIM) and Indiana Jones. That'll be tons better than Dora's current stupid adventures

Not Exciting In The Slightest - JPK

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39 She Leaves the House Without Permission

Her parents should ground her BIG TIME

Her parents so need to spank her.

I seriously agree with both of you.

Or Buttercup kicks her monkey ass

40 We Used to Like Her

We watched Dora all the time and the original episode's I like her when she was a nice and caring who always saying funny and likes what her parents do for her this new Dora is just plain stupid and asks dumb questions unlike Dora from the old episode's this Dora deaf/ blind and will kill anything who gets in her way

I can't believe I used to like this dumb girl's T.V. show as a kid! - Powerfulgirl10

This happened to me and I'm so mad.

She was just a funny girl in season's 1 and 2 nowdays she's blind deaf and dumb person

41 She Has the Worst Show Ever

My Little Pony is a THOUSAND MILES better than Dora - Chromium

I agree very much. This is the worst show in history! It's worse than My Little Pony, Teletubbies (even though I've never watched it, but it looks very stupid), and Go Diego Go! go Diego Go is WAY BETTER than this crap. Come on Nick Jr.! You can do better than that!

TOTALLY AGREE!

Exactly. - Powerfulgirl10

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42 Her Friends

At our school, squirrels are robbing lunches. Imagine if Dora went there and a squirrel robbed her and Dora said WHY IS TICO LIKE SWIPER?!

Where are her actual friends?! Like PEOPLE friends?!?! - Thatgirl

Also, more about the squirrel. He once broke into a lunch just to get an orange. He also kills baby BIRDS. Whenever my teacher says PUT YOUR LUNCHES IN THE TUB THERE IS A SQUIRREL, everyone freaks out. He shishkababed a sandwich. Good thing he doesn't make his home out of Minecraft head costumes...

She had NO human friends in Dora the Explorer. And then in Dora and Friends: Into the City, her friends are really crappy.

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43 Her Outfit

I know why she wears the same thing over and over again because she is so dam cheap!

She wears the same thing every episode

Her parents should spank her. I totally agree with the person who said that!

Orange and pink so clash. - Miauzer

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44 She Won't Stop Singing

Yeah! She explores while singing and being stupid.

DOES SHE EVER SHUT UP?!

We need tape to put on her mouth or CUT HER HEAD OFF!

NO MORE DORA!

IT MUST BE CANCELLED IMMEDIATELY!

THAT'D make life better for us, right?

Her singing sounds like a hippo in a wood chipper.

She can't sing at all, why does she sing?

She can't sing. Her songs are too repetitive and stupid. - Powerfulgirl10

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45 She Asks Stupid Questions

I Hope A Certain Blue Pegasus Beats The Living Crap Out Of Dora The Idiotic Explorer - JPK

She asks Q's like that " do you see the swipper?

Like "Where's the [blank]." - Powerfulgirl10

Dora: Where is the mountain?
Me: Boots is on top in it which is right behind you!
Dora: where is the mountain?
Me: (O Ma God stop making the question over again! ) Stop! I told you that it's right behind you, Football stupid head!
Dora: Where is the mountain?
Me: OOO MYY GOD! 😑 😑 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

46 All Episodes are Horrible

It Goes for the Same Plot as Phineas and Ferb. - ChroniclerMan5

Dora eats tnt and go to the toilet

47 Theme Songs

The theme song is so WEIRD the song says radom words - sherklover456

48 She Runs Away From Home and Goes On So-called "Adventures".

And I respect doras opinion. but why did she have to torture US of all people - SimipourLover

Her parents should ground her for going out alone

Her parents should be arrested for letting her just run off like that

I think she's trying to be a Pokemon trainer, when all she is is a monkey - TeamRocket747

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49 She Drops Off a Vine Into Tiko the Squirrel's Car While It Is Driving.

That's a VERY BAD EXAMPLE for kids. THAT IS SO DANGEROUS! But I hope she gets killed one day. It would be funny if she gets hit by a million cars at once. Who agrees with me?!

That's just plain dangerous! Social services should lock up her parents! - Wolftail

That's a horrible example for kids. She should die. - Powerfulgirl10

And then she say to put on seat belts to be safe.

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50 She Has No Human Friends

Dora into the city has human friends but boots is gone I think he got shot by some man and died

She's a weirdo. Plain and simple

She does in dora and friends

Dora does have human friends in Dora and Friends: Into the City.

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