Stupidest Things About Dora the Explorer
The Top Ten
Don't even get me started. I grew up believing I could really assassinate Dora when I would be older. Literally. It's too bad it is impossible. I still hold grudges till this day. Dora should be banned from kids too. One day, my brother accidently pressed a button on the T.V.. Channel was Nick, he started watching it. Well, of course, the program was Dora because Nickelodeon owes Chris Gifford a ton load of money and is repaying him by running Dora on 24/7. After a while, I heard a scream. It was my brother in his room crawled into a ball whispering something in the corner of the room. He was repeatedly saying, "Dora it's there, right behind you, Dora". Even if I watch it now, I might die of a stroke.
Everyone, chill out. Dora asks questions like, "Do you see the bush" even though it's right behind her, for a reason. She does it because the show is for younger kids like 1,2,3,4 or 5 years old. It's not aimed at kids that are seven years old or up. The main reason she asks questions like that is because it's supposed to help kids get a sense of direction. Grow up, will you guys?!?! Watch shows that are appropriate for your age, instead of making negative comments about a FICTIONAL character that tries to help kids out by what she's asking them.
I know that's what it means, but she's still an idiot for repeating it TWICE, and since it's right in front of her.
Standing on mountain
Dora. Where is the mountain in boots
Boots. You're standing on it
Dora. Where is the mountain boots
Boots. (Yells) your on it
Dora. Where is the mountain boots
Boots. I'll show you (kicks Dora off mountain)
Dora. Where is the mountain boots
Boots. (Takes gun out of boot) (shoots Dora)
Dora. (Croaks) Where's the mountain boots (dies)
Boots. (Does happy dance) I killed Dora! Yay!
No to be rude, but this is what I think is FALSE! the real reason she acts blind is to get the watchers to join in the show. As I read in a toddler care book that toddlers can help out by their parents acting blind, so the toddlers find the thing! The "'LOUDER" thing is to make the viewers pay attention, so toddlers like this stuff for these reasons! Hope people realize this!
When I was around 8 or 9, I would often take candy from the cabinet in the kitchen, and I would pretend the Disney Princesses would swipe them, and would say "Disney Princesses no swiping, Disney Princesses no swiping, Disney Princesses no swiping." Swiper is all because of this.
Ok, maybe Swiper stops when Dora and her big fat mouth say "Swiper no swiping! " But how the heck is that gonna help in real life? In real life, robbers can shoot you before you say "Robber no robbing! " Here is how to get rid of a robber the WRONG WAY:
Robber steals all of the person's money
Person: Robber no robbing!
Robber pulls out a gun and shoots the person ten times in the face killing him
Here is how to get rid of a robber the RIGHT WAY:
Robber steals newborn baby. Person gets to the nearest phone and calls 991. The police come and arrest the robber
Dora, you are actually telling the kids to actually say murderer no murdering right in front of a murderer, which can kill them.
I like foxes they are my favorite animal but then I realized when I was watching everything wrong with Dora that he is a fox when I used to watch it I did not know what a fox was so it is insulting that swiper just leaves when she says that I mean COME ON at least give him a chance. But because he is the villain in the Dora series it makes me like foxes even more
How is this going to help in real life? In reality, if somebody tries to steal your stuff, you CALL THE COPS. You don't just tell them to stop and expect them to. And this show is supposed to be educational for kids! If the show was educational, it would tell kids to call 911 if somebody steals your stuff.
They are unoriginal all it is is just the same word being repeated over and over again! Time to hire some professionals.
Here's how would have done the "Map song":
I'm the map, I'm map
If you don't where to go just call me!
I will show you where to go
Now you won't get lost.
How I would have done the "Backpack song":
I keep your stuff inside
If you want it just call
I'm a backpack!
Here you go!
This is twice as better than the original
Don't hate me for this but I kind of like the songs because they are catchy, except for we did it. The show sucks though. If you listen clealy, the songs don't just repeat the same thing, it says something else because I remember when I used to watch it. Too bad the show is terrible.
Map Song: I'm the map I'm the map in the map I'm the MAP! (Last map is screamed very high pitched)
Backpack: backpack backpack backpack
Her songs are atrocious in every way. I mean, one says "I'm the Map" and another is "Backpack." Don't even get me started on "We Did It."
She is probably deaf, she always yells and doesn't realize it. She screams "LOUDEERRR! " every time the audience has to say a command. There was even an episode named "Louder! ". I wonder how she can even function in life when she is apparently deafblind. Or she has a sensory processing issue. Maybe she just does it on purpose to annoy people.
Shut the fudge up! The creators were probably on crack when they make her character scream every 5 seconds. I would continue why Dora is a fudging retard I'd be dead by then.
Oh god she shouts not speaks, she never shuts up! She say where so and so when it's right in front of her!
She makes TIE Fighters explode, pops out eardrums, and shatters glass with her loud voice!
It's part of any cartoons. Fleischer's cartoons often uses faces in inanimated objects (such as a train or a FOOT! ) and most of Disney's cartoons uses faces the same way as Fleischer's but occasionally used in movies like Alice in Wonderland, Winnie the Pooh (dream scene), and Beauty and the Beast.
But in Dora, this one does'nt even used it correctly and make them dumb.
How do you know this person likes pee wees play house that show is kind of annoying.
And its like why do you have to sing a song for a door to open that's just wrong.
She should come across a closed door and say oble.
Oble does not mean open in Spanish
Abierto means open in Spanish.
I'm Cuban and half of the stuff is not even right
Even the frigging grass has a face! If not for the 54th Disney Movie I watch almost everyday then my sister would have thought that the chairs alive!
Good thing a sister knows the tactics on how to distract dear imouto-san…
Why does everything have a face. Doors, books, maps, and backpacks can all talk. That is just stupid.
She chases the ice cream truck while screaming 'ice cream' in a salute to the junk food peddlers sponsoring this show. 'Can you find the ice cream truck? ' May as well ask to become a ball of lard! Ditto goes for every other junk food type you can think of. Great promotion of healthy eating for small kids...not!
Thisbis a kids show! But Nickelodeon design her with an outfit that has her belly sticking out. And she actually teach kids to eat a lot of junk food and not to eat healthy food. Go and change that and get that out of my T.V. ! (though n my country it's not airing anymore :D) And Dora, before you head to your lame adventures, Always bring healthy food on the way out.
Once upon a time, there was an unexplorer named Dora who ate way too much. She was fatter than the sun, and exploded. All there's left is her belly button on the ground. The End.
Didn't her parents put her on a diet? You know, BEFORE she had the stupid idea of becoming an explorer?
I don't like the show, yes it's a show for toddlers, but dora is an exception, it sucks, its not even educational, but I think this reason shouldn't be on the list because this is for toddlers only and they don't know any better, if this part were for older kids, yeah... It would be stupid, but its not, because toddlers aren't dirty like us
Dora: What was your favorite part of the trip?
Me: When Pikachu electrocute you to death.
Dora: I liked that too!
Pikachu: Pika Pika! (Electrocutes Dora to death)
People who hate Dora and who love Pikachu: Yay!
Dora: What's your favorite part of the trip?
Me: When I grab your head by a hook, and blood falls everywhere.
Dora: I liked that, too.
Me: What the-
Yes. That's a Mortal Kombat reference.
Dora: What was your favorite part? Me: When you nearly died and when Swiper stuck dynamite up your ass! Dora: I like that part too! Me: DAMN!
Do you see the lake? Its right in front of YOU! Dora is blind. If she screams for help I'm gonna yell to boots LET HER DIE!
Do You See The...Well Duh! Obviously someone older than 5 can see the lake, tree, flower.
Sorry, I accidentally clicked the wrong one. Ignore my first comment.
Hey are you under the age of 5? No you are not so obviously you can see it.
Dora's parents should be sued for child neglect. She goes ON ADVENTURES through FORESTS and her parents don't even care! This teaches kids that they can do random things without parent supervision. What if Dora got run over with a truck? What if she fell in quicksand? Her parents probably wouldn't even notice. Dora is just so terrible and stupid.
Dora's parents are bad parents, they can't just let Dora explore alone what if she gets kidnapped. I hope when Dora gets hope I hope that her mother spanks her ass
Dora's parents are idiots because they let their only Daughter go on crazy, stupid, boring adventures.
Her parents should get arrested for being careless idiots and neglecting their daughter.
When I was really little, I used to have good manners. That was, until Dora of course. Since I liked Dora as a kid, I watched it a lot. And Dora always ate with her mouth open, so I began eating with my mouth open. Unlucky for me, it became an instinct. Now, I find it hard to keep my mouth closed. Thanks for turning me into a rude slob, you revolting douche.
Ugh, Dora is a pig! She eats with her mouth open, she kinda looks like one and she's a fatty (nothing wrong with fat people though).
Dora eats like pig in a mud even a pig can eat better than her. I bet her mom abuses her if she eats like that. She probably spits out food
The people who made Dora are teaching kids bad manners which makes them so rude and disrespectful
Just end the dang series already, and stop airing it! (I'm talking about the actual show and the spinoff.)
Oh god check your Nick Jr guide and it STILL AIRS. It is stupid. This,Go Diego Go,and Into the city should be gone. Good news, Dora and friends into the city got cancelled January 2018.
It got cancelled a year ago, but they came back with Dora in the City.
It got cancelled last January, but it came back with Dora in the City.
Useless crap that we don't need in the show! They almost appear in every episode. PS: Worse than those singing chipmunks from Sheriff Callie.
Well they aren't that bad, but I'm pretty sure Jabba the Hutt's chorus band is better than the insect band.
I'd easily kill them with a few TIE Fighter shots! They can't survive that!
Finally found a band worst than one direction
Boots is a really unoriginal name for a monkey that wears boots. They could have spent some more time coming up with a better name.
Boots is as stupid as Dora. In one episode, he complained that his boot had a hole in it and started whining about it. Boots should get a life.
Oh god boots is so whiny. whoever commented that once you find a way into the T.V. her future will be in heaven is wrong! Her and boots will perish in hell!
Boots the Monkey Pisses me Off. That's the Reason why I'm Pissed of about the Footwear Type "Boots".
Ever heard of the monkey who ripped that ladies face off? That should've happened to Dora long ago, with what she and Boots do sometimes. -Sigh- someone should make that a creepypasta, I'd read it.
Let me correct the user who said she was four years old; I am also correcting that it says she's five in the title. Dora is seven years old. If you don't believe me, look at facts about her character.
Wait shouldn't she be in elementary school by now if she's seven.
That's kraZ kids would be socializing with animals instead of people their parents would be like "what the hell is wrong with you!? "
She rarely goes to school no wonder she's dumb plus traveling doesn't help you learn
If she keeps asking for help, then why even go on a whole retarded explore if you always needs help!
She asks the fat chicken for help I mean how can a chicken help you
SHe's too lazy to even do anything by herself!
That big fat retard can't do ANYTHIMG without asking for help.
She is basically saying that it’s ok for 5 year olds to go out of the house alone and yell at your parents and try and capture monkeys from the wild.
A VERY bad example. She says a stupid phrase to get a thief away from her, she goes exploring without permission, and she exposes her mid-drift all the time. Need I say more?
Why is she even traveling into a jungle without her parents? Because her parents don't give a fudge about Dora.
She used to be a good example,but I'm sure that most little kids will die if they do what she does.
I never even had a favorite part, EVER...
Dora: What is your favourite part?
Me: My favourite part is when y-
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: Wadafak? I wasn’t done talking!
Dora: What was your favorite part
Me: The ass...
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: I was going to say THE ASSEMBLY!
Dora: What was your favourite part?
Me: I... I liked the part where-
Dora: I liked that part too.
Me: HEY! I HAVEN'T FINISHED! >:C
Dora is fat, ugly, fat, boring, ugly, air-headed, ugly and ugly. Did I mention ugly!?
She is so ugly, even Fiona when she is in ogre form (from Shrek) is much prettier than her.
Donald Trump should build a wall around Dora so that she will die starving slowly
Even more hideous than Meg Griffin even though they look a like
You know what, I think I like the villains in this show! They are pretty likeable.
Nah..swiper isn't AS stupid as the other characters because why does he always say “oh man”, just steal it already
This show is stupid. die die die.
Little kids don't know what the English translation is, because Nickelodeon didn't put the English translation on the screen! This is a Nick Junior show, so Nickelodeon should put English subtitles on the scene so little kids know what Dora is saying.
I don't actually take Spanish but apparently according to some of the comments half of what she's "teaching" aren't even actual Spanish words.
Why do three and four year olds need to know Spanish when they don't even know how to read and write their own names!?
Hey dora, Someone is going to fail a Spanish test. It'll be more educational if Nickelodeon put subtitles to English if she speaks Spanish
Think about it: She's blind, ugly, retarded, a total freak, you name it! I wouldn't be surprised if the kids in the age group her show is targeted at grows up to be criminals all because of a Mexican brat. (Excuse any racism)
Absolutely a horrible role model. Goes on stupid adventures without asking permission, list goes on. By the way Dora, you might get your parents arrested.
She gets kids to believe that the T.V. can actually here them, so it's a horrible example for kids
There's one episode about dora traveling around the world. if kids try that they could seriously get in big trouble. no offense. But dora is basically like an illegal immigrant she could get herself in jail!
Umm... Actually sir, Diego is actually Dora's cousin but that doesn't help the fact that Diego is just as annoying as his female counterpart (Well, at least he doesn't look like he got selected for the pink team on the biggest loser. )
Literally the ONLY good thing about diego is that he likes animals. But for being dora's cousin I've gotta scratch a point off that.
Diego is her stupid brother/cousin who has his own retarded show and also has own retarded sidekick (a stupid jaguar).
Isn't Sonic the Hedgehog supposed to be the older brother of Amy Rose?
Her cousin is Diego, and he has his own show. He is really dumb and he screams like Dora. I'd still rather watch Go Diego Go! than Dora the Explorer.
Me too! A donkey with a sore throat! How about she also sounded like a sheep and a duck throat singing in a donkey and a cow's voice, as if they had sore throats, heart attacks, and very bad cancer (not to be rude).
Her voice is so horrible. I'd rather listen to Annoying Orange blabbing his ugly mouth.
When ever she sounds like a donkey with a sore throat!
She sound like a 4 year old Spanish girl, that has an English acent
All those zeroes are covering up the advertisement. Seriously, this is so true. I bet she can't find something that is one millimeter in front of her.
Exactly. She won't even notice a spider crawling up her arm if her life depended on it. She needs some serious help.
Dora: where's the mountain? Me: up your ass! Dora: there it is!
I brought this up 9 spaces so that "shes a girl" will be lower
We probably shouldn't make fun of her for this, because that's rude, right? Even if she does eat more than she should, we still shouldn't judge. It may not be her fault.
So what? Stewie and Arnold's head are bigger and more football shaped, yet no one seems to complain. And yes Dora isn't that good of a show.
It is shaped like a football, lemon, lime, jellybean, and maybe Stuart's from Family Guy.
How the heck does sh wear that one pink t-shirt if her head is bigger than a watermelon?