Stupidest Things About Dora the Explorer


The Top Ten

1 She Asks Where Something Is When It's Right Behind Her

She must be blind and deaf, or has an IQ of negative 123487508782356897, or both. If her show continues, this generation will turn into a generation of idiots. What's worse than asking where something is when it's right behind her? Asking the audience where something is when that thing is right IN FRONT of her.

Oh geez, she is so dang blind.
Dora: where's the blue bush (bush is just one inch away from her, and it's in her view)
Me: in front if you, you weird hideous racist freak
Dora: where
Me: gosh it's in front of you
Dora: where
(10000000 time)
Dora: where
Me: RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU (jumps into T.V. , grabs dora by her collar, and hits her hard with frying pan, knocking her out)

She couldn't find red ball in a blue field if her life depended on it.

Dora: Where's the red ball?
Me: Right there.
Dora: Where?
Me: Right THERE!
Dora: Where?
Me: I got a question, where are your parents?
Dora: I don't know.
Me: Of course you don't, but I know where she is!
Dora: Where?
Me: Signing adoption papers so you won't have to be in their family anymore!
Dora's Mom: Hello Dora, by the way. I HATE YOU AND SO DOES YOUR FATHER!
Dora: Huh?
Me: All right I'm gonna go now. Bye bye!

2 She Says Swiper No Swiping

Swiper actually goes away after Dora says swiper no swiping.


What Dora should be

Dora:swiper no swiping
Swiper: (takes Dora's useless garbage) haw haw
Dora: but is said swiper no swiping
Swiper: welcome to life you silly little girl

If they had Swiper armed I actually would be interested when my 4yo cousin makes me watch it with him. - fireinside96

saying to a swiper 'swiper, no swiping' is not going to work!

I swear to god this should be number 1

Swiper: oh hehee me take stuff
Swiper: Oh darn a 5 year old told me not to so that means I can't anymore

3 Her Songs

They are unoriginal all it is is just the same word being repeated over and over again! Time to hire some professionals.

Here's how would have done the "Map song":
I'm the map, I'm map
If you don't where to go just call me!
I will show you where to go
Now you won't get lost.

How I would have done the "Backpack song":
I keep your stuff inside
If you want it just call
I'm a backpack!
Here you go!

This is twice as better than the original

Her songs are annoying!

What if this was the Dora song:doo doo Dora doo doo Dora I am stupid I am Dora I am stupid

stupidest songs ever. A 5 year old could sing better!

4 She Yells

Oh god she shouts not speaks, she never shuts up! She say where so and so when it's right in front of her!

Shut the fudge up! The creators were probably on crack when they make her character scream every 5 seconds. I would continue why Dora is a fudging retard I'd be dead by then.


I just hope that she doesn't turn out to be a gym teacher

5 Everything Has a Face

Why does everything have a face. Doors, books, maps, and backpacks can all talk. That is just stupid.

This bothered me even when I was a kid - blackflower


Even the frigging grass has a face! If not for the 54th Disney Movie I watch almost everyday then my sister would have thought that the chairs alive!

Good thing a sister knows the tactics on how to distract dear imouto-san…

6 Her Belly Sticks Out

I can see her pot belly in every single episode.

She chases the ice cream truck while screaming 'ice cream' in a salute to the junk food peddlers sponsoring this show. 'Can you find the ice cream truck? ' May as well ask to become a ball of lard! Ditto goes for every other junk food type you can think of. Great promotion of healthy eating for small kids...not!

Her belly sticks out because she eats to much crap she a fat ass

Does your belly stick out?

7 Do You See The...

Sorry, I accidentally clicked the wrong one. Ignore my first comment. - MasterHand

I can have a lot of fun with this... - MasterHand

Do you see the lake? Its right in front of YOU! Dora is blind. If she screams for help I'm gonna yell to boots LET HER DIE!

Hey are you under the age of 5? No you are not so obviously you can see it.

8 Always Ask the Part You Like the Most and Agrees

I can have a lot of fun with this...

Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: When you broke something
Dora: I liked that part too! - MasterHand

Dora: What was your favorite part? Me: When you nearly died and when Swiper stuck dynamite up your ass! Dora: I like that part too! Me: DAMN!

Dora: What was your favorite part of the trip?
Me (Evan): I loved the part where you fall into hell.
Dora: I liked that part too!
Me: Wait, what?!

Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: When Benny shoved a stick up your ass and it was bleeding
Dora: I liked that too

9 Her Parents Let Her Out the House With No Supervision of an Adult

Dora's parents should be sued for child neglect. She goes ON ADVENTURES through FORESTS and her parents don't even care! This teaches kids that they can do random things without parent supervision. What if Dora got run over with a truck? What if she fell in quicksand? Her parents probably wouldn't even notice. Dora is just so terrible and stupid.

Dora's parents are idiots because they let their only Daughter go on crazy, stupid, boring adventures.

That's cruel, unless you're talking about Ash Ketchum.

Dora's parents are bad parents, they can't just let Dora explore alone what if she gets kidnapped. I hope when Dora gets hope I hope that her mother spanks her ass

10 She Always Eats With Her Mouth Open

When I was really little, I used to have good manners. That was, until Dora of course. Since I liked Dora as a kid, I watched it a lot. And Dora always ate with her mouth open, so I began eating with my mouth open. Unlucky for me, it became an instinct. Now, I find it hard to keep my mouth closed. Thanks for turning me into a rude slob, you revolting douche.

eating with your mouth open is rude, Dora. maybe you should have learnt that on one of your stupid exploring trips.

Ugh, Dora is a pig! She eats with her mouth open, she kinda looks like one and she's a fatty (nothing wrong with fat people though).

Dora eats like pig in a mud even a pig can eat better than her. I bet her mom abuses her if she eats like that. She probably spits out food

The Contenders

11 It is still on the air

This show got cancelled a year ago... - carafa0123

It got cancelled a year ago, but they came back with Dora in the City.

Yeah it's airs most of the time but not all the time

Just end the dang series already, and stop airing it! (I'm talking about the actual show and the spinoff.) - Powerfulgirl10

12 The Stupid Insect Band

I would squish them with my shoes

Rather pointless if you ask me... - Celestius

Finally found a band worst than one direction

I'll give them lessons at music. PS: They suck.

13 Boots

Boots is as stupid as Dora. In one episode, he complained that his boot had a hole in it and started whining about it. Boots should get a life.

She never asks permission to go exploring what a idiot

Oh god boots is so whiny. whoever commented that once you find a way into the T.V. her future will be in heaven is wrong! Her and boots will perish in hell!

That character is an insult to boots. - SamuiNeko

14 She Is a 5 Year Old Girl Who Travels the World With a Monkey

Where are here partners while this is all happening?!?!?

She appeared in a Geico commercial once.

I am not helping you and your dumb monkey

Ever heard of the monkey who ripped that ladies face off? That should've happened to Dora long ago, with what she and Boots do sometimes. -Sigh- someone should make that a creepypasta, I'd read it.

15 She Always Asks For Help

She asks the fat chicken for help I mean how can a chicken help you

She can't help herself with ANYTHING that fat retard!

SHe's too lazy to even do anything by herself! - Powerfulgirl10

If she keeps asking for help, then why even go on a whole retarded explore if you always needs help!

16 She Is an Awful Example for Kids

Some kid will go exploring, get lost, and when someone robs them they say swiper no swiping instead of calling the police

Why is she even traveling into a jungle without her parents? Because her parents don't give a fudge about Dora.

A VERY bad example. She says a stupid phrase to get a thief away from her, she goes exploring without permission, and she exposes her mid-drift all the time. Need I say more? - Powerfulgirl10

She flashes her midriff everywhere. - chEErio

17 When you try to say what your favorite part of the adventure was, it gets interrupted

I never even had a favorite part, EVER...

Dora: What is your favourite part?
Me: My favourite part is when y-
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: Wadafak? I wasn’t done talking! - Gabo147

Dora: What was your favourite part?
Me: I... I liked the part where-
Dora: I liked that part too.

Dora: What was your favorite part
Me: The ass...
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: I was going to say THE ASSEMBLY! - Mariomaster63

18 Every Single Character Except For Swiper And The Grumpy Old Troll Are Brain Dead Morons

You know what, I think I like the villains in this show! They are pretty likeable.

Nah..swiper isn't AS stupid as the other characters because why does he always say “oh man”, just steal it already

This show is stupid. die die die.

19 She's Ugly

Dora is fat, ugly, fat, boring, ugly, air-headed, ugly and ugly. Did I mention ugly!?

Even more hideous than Meg Griffin even though they look a like

Dora is so ugly and so stupid every time you watch shis show she needs your help every time I'm sick of her

She is so ugly, even Fiona when she is in ogre form (from Shrek) is much prettier than her.

20 She Always Speaks Spanish

I didn't understand any of the spanish and I didn't learn anything from it - SmoothCriminal

I get enough Spanish at school, thank you very much!

Why do three and four year olds need to know Spanish when they don't even know how to read and write their own names!?

That's a pointless reason. Go to Spanish class instead of learning Spanish from this crap!

21 She's a horrible role model

Think about it: She's blind, ugly, retarded, a total freak, you name it! I wouldn't be surprised if the kids in the age group her show is targeted at grows up to be criminals all because of a Mexican brat. (Excuse any racism)

Absolutely a horrible role model. Goes on stupid adventures without asking permission, list goes on. By the way Dora, you might get your parents arrested.

Even Miley Cyrus Is Better Than Dora Even Though She Is Extremely Questionable

She's such a bad role model. - Powerfulgirl10

22 Her Brother Is Diego

Umm... Actually sir, Diego is actually Dora's cousin but that doesn't help the fact that Diego is just as annoying as his female counterpart (Well, at least he doesn't look like he got selected for the pink team on the biggest loser. )

No. He's Her Cousin.

Diego should be Dora's brother because the look almost alike and they both yell.

Diego is her stupid brother/cousin who has his own retarded show and also has own retarded sidekick (a stupid jaguar).

Isn't Sonic the Hedgehog supposed to be the older brother of Amy Rose?

23 Her Voice

When ever she sounds like a donkey with a sore throat!

Me too! A donkey with a sore throat! How about she also sounded like a sheep and a duck throat singing in a donkey and a cow's voice, as if they had sore throats, heart attacks, and very bad cancer (not to be rude).

Lol I seriously agree

Her voice is so horrible. I'd rather listen to Annoying Orange blabbing his ugly mouth. - Powerfulgirl10

24 She Can't Find Things When It's Like 1 Inch Away from Her

All those zeroes are covering up the advertisement. Seriously, this is so true. I bet she can't find something that is one millimeter in front of her.

Exactly. She won't even notice a spider crawling up her arm if her life depended on it. She needs some serious help. - Powerfulgirl10

I brought this up 9 spaces so that "shes a girl" will be lower - lolingdog9000

Dora: where's the mountain? Me: up your ass! Dora: there it is!

25 Her Head Is Twice the Size As Her Body

Her head is really two times bigger than her body, you know

I want her neck to break from the weight

Why on earth is her head so huge!?!? - WWEfanJayden

Me and my BFF were talking about her head exploding.

26 She Makes Parents Look Stupid

She doesn't even asks her parents to go out of the house! - Jessicarabbit

Her parents ARE stupid actually. - Powerfulgirl10

I know right?!

27 Stupid Songs

I totally agree with the Map and Backpack being retards and the two-year-old- singing better than Dora comments.

Both of her songs are worse than Baby by Justin Bieber! - AlecS172

A 2 year old could sing better

I agree very much.

28 She Has a Stupid Pet Monkey

Boots is like a dumb spoiled brat.

This is the millionth time I heard about boots

I bet she'll eventually get ebola

I don't think he's her pet, but he's still really dumb. - Powerfulgirl10

29 She Always Goes Through Things That Are Easy to Go Around

Here's an example of this "not going around obstacles" thing. In the episode "Louder! " Dora and Boots go to the highest hill to help Red Rooster wake up the "sun". Then, they come across a pile of pigs. BUT THEY DIDN'T GO AROUND THEM! DORA IS THE WORST EXPLORER EVER.

I said the same thing to my sister and she agreed

She does this because she is wimpy; can't withstand any hazard! I am wimpy and my name is Dora

I think she is too fat to go around things - s10484

30 Her Adventures Are Not Exciting

Once in an episode, Dora gave us a choice if we want to join or not, and then 5 seconds later, she forces us to come with her immediately, so we go on her lame adventure, like what? You gave us a choice Dora, A CHOICE!

I agree maybe she should see the great wall of China or the pyramids of the Egypt

Blueberry hill? Grandma's house, and more dumbbutt adventures? LAME! I thought Dora and Boots travel the world to famous ancient objects on that Country. And do things like Daring do (MLP:FIM) and Indiana Jones. That'll be tons better than Dora's current stupid adventures

Tell me about it! They're always cheap, boring, lousy adventures that are completely pointless. - Powerfulgirl10

31 She Has a Terrible Singing Voice

She sucks at singing, even the girl from hot problems sing better than her.

She sound like dumb baby

She sucks at singing I bet the pros will throw her in the trash can and then get sent to the dumpster then the truck and into the factory where she's burned to death

Probably Justin Bieber's voice is better than Dora's.

32 Where did Boots get his boots?

Yh she just walks wherever that endless path takes her


Boots got his bips from payless

33 She Can't Dance

WORK IT DORA! Says nobody ever also I feel bad for little Hispanic girls because they will get offended by this show

Swinging arms back and forth and turning her body? BOO! Even I could dance better than her!

I can really dance better than her.

Shame to all pro dancers.

34 We Used to Like Her

We used to NOT like her you know? Dora is the worst show ever I seen

We watched Dora all the time and the original episode's I like her when she was a nice and caring who always saying funny and likes what her parents do for her this new Dora is just plain stupid and asks dumb questions unlike Dora from the old episode's this Dora deaf/ blind and will kill anything who gets in her way

I can't believe I used to like this dumb girl's T.V. show as a kid! - Powerfulgirl10

This happened to me and I'm so mad.

35 She Has the Worst Show Ever

My Little Pony is a THOUSAND MILES better than Dora - Chromium

I agree very much. This is the worst show in history! It's worse than My Little Pony, Teletubbies (even though I've never watched it, but it looks very stupid), and Go Diego Go! go Diego Go is WAY BETTER than this crap. Come on Nick Jr.! You can do better than that!


Exactly. - Powerfulgirl10

36 Her Friends

At our school, squirrels are robbing lunches. Imagine if Dora went there and a squirrel robbed her and Dora said WHY IS TICO LIKE SWIPER?!

Where are her actual friends?! Like PEOPLE friends?!?! - Thatgirl

Also, more about the squirrel. He once broke into a lunch just to get an orange. He also kills baby BIRDS. Whenever my teacher says PUT YOUR LUNCHES IN THE TUB THERE IS A SQUIRREL, everyone freaks out. He shishkababed a sandwich. Good thing he doesn't make his home out of Minecraft head costumes...

No, not cute animals. Freaky animals like Isa the Iguana, Ricco the Squirrel, benny the cow, and the worst... BOOTS THE MONKEY! They walk on 2 legs and talk!

37 She Asks Stupid Questions

I Hope A Certain Blue Pegasus Beats The Living Crap Out Of Dora The Idiotic Explorer - JPK

She asks Q's like that " do you see the swipper?

Dora: Hey where is my backpack
Me: Where do you think
Dora: Can you help me find it
Me: No
Dora: Okay start looking
Me: GO CRAZY ADKOJFIFSOSHiohgsiodjqguhkadlfkghdfkhgkl

Like "Where's the [blank]." - Powerfulgirl10

38 Her Outfit

I know why she wears the same thing over and over again because she is so dam cheap!

She wears the same thing every episode

Her parents should spank her. I totally agree with the person who said that!

She wears small clothes so you'll see her mid-drift, and her belly button.

39 All Episodes are Horrible

It Goes for the Same Plot as Phineas and Ferb. - ChroniclerMan5

Dora eats tnt and go to the toilet

40 Theme Songs

The theme song is so WEIRD the song says radom words - sherklover456

41 She Runs Away From Home and Goes On So-called "Adventures".

And I respect doras opinion. but why did she have to torture US of all people - SimipourLover

Her parents should ground her for going out alone

Her parents should be arrested for letting her just run off like that

I think she's trying to be a Pokemon trainer, when all she is is a monkey - TeamRocket747

42 She Walks On the Road

Here are some things that I want to happen to Dora:
1. Walk on the road, and get ran over by a million cars all at once.
2. Walk on a runaway, an airplane runs her over and shreds her with the front propeller.
3. She walks onto a dangerous bridge that's about to collapse, falls, and gets eaten by three alligators.
4. She walks on some clouds, falls through one, and gets suffocated on the ground.
5. She falls off a cliff for not paying attention, and falls in a volcano.
6. She gets hit by a bumper car, gets flung in the air, and impaled by a tree.
7. She gets ran over by a train for being an idiot.
8. She goes swimming, and gets hit by a speedboat and crashes into a rock, while the people in the speedboat survive.
9. She gets decapitated because she got ran over by an SUV, and then gets crushed by a motorcycle.
10. Green Means GO! and all the vehicles run over Dora.

I really hate Dora, so I wanted to make all these deaths to make people laugh, and ...more

She walks on the road and somehow freezes all the cars, which just so happen not to be in sight. She walks on the runway and tells all the planes to stop their takeoff so she can take her stupid friends across. She walks on the track and and never gets hit by a subway or train. She walks on thin ice and lives, while Boots is slipping over a waterfall. And she's like, "Yay! We made it! Come on, Boots! " And Boots just went over the waterfall. 5 years later, she just realizes that Boots is gone, then shrugs and says he is saying bananas. She walks on a snapping turtle's back and isn't hurt. She walks on the clouds and doesn't fall through. Anyone noticing something?
-Silverfrost of RiverClan

Come on vamonos! Everybody Let's (gets run over by bus)

This is so hilarious - N64Dude

43 She Drops Off a Vine Into Tiko the Squirrel's Car While It Is Driving.

That's a VERY BAD EXAMPLE for kids. THAT IS SO DANGEROUS! But I hope she gets killed one day. It would be funny if she gets hit by a million cars at once. Who agrees with me?!

That's just plain dangerous! Social services should lock up her parents! - Wolftail

That's a horrible example for kids. She should die. - Powerfulgirl10

And then she say to put on seat belts to be safe.

44 She Has No Human Friends

Dora into the city has human friends but boots is gone I think he got shot by some man and died

She's a weirdo. Plain and simple

She does in dora and friends

I'll bet she'll never get a husband because she is too fat and ugly.

45 She Has a Football Shaped Head

I think that Dora is a monkey and her parents adopted her because they wanted a pet. But, she brought all of her football head monkey friends with her. Dora was diagnosed with retardisim from the age of born. Her parents were like, honey that great your just like everyone in the family. Dora brings knives to school, and eats dogs. Isint she just a great influence on our children. She yells at crocodiles and suddenly they leave. She snorts fun dip and she gets mugged by naked foxes. IF you yell at someone mugging you no swiping they will swipe your head off of your body. If your a good kid and watch her show she will give you candy from her white van.

La migra la migra, come on boots we can't let them catch us again. This time they will chuck us over the border and we will never get to come back. Wanna hear a joke, I heard the Dora movie was canceled. Why? Because she was deported. What is her football shaped head about though? It mush have something to do with her being a American television star teaching kids the Spanish language before they've even learned English... Why though? Why? Dora is not a good influence on your children. If you want your child to wander out of the house alone and get eaten by a crocodile then let them watch it.

Look, I've got her head from her talking to the T.V., bang! Touchdown!

yeah - andrewteel

46 She Is Boring

If only she didn't talk to the screen every 2 minutes the show would be at least bearable.

Dora is so boring

Dora is DUMB can't her parents drive her to grammars house?

Arthur is boring too

47 A Talking Backpack

Her backpack is insanity with its variety of items and weapons coming out of that pack. She once pulled a huge raft out of that and two big paddles. The fact that it talks is bad enough but it is a kid show. Some children have started to talk to their backpack hoping there homework will come out. Also the map that can change the area on itself is dumb asf.

Backpack is so annoying! - Powerfulgirl10

Super creepy

We're Are All The Cool Weapons!? 😡

48 Her Age

I personally think she should be older. She just acts like a 2 year old

She is like, 3, and travels Mexico by her self with a dumb monkey.

Thanks for telling me Dora is 7 years old, but she acts like a 1 year old!

She doesn't even use correct grammar or language she says something like

49 Dora's Friends

Dora's friends are not even humans and they are STUPID, like Dora.

(At the police station talking to police)
Me: why is my 5-year-old cousin an idiot?
Dora: (my cousin in view) where is your cousin? (Screams it at the top of her moose lungs) ( no offense to moose they are great animals) me: he's RIGHT HERE, DORA THE BAD EXPLORER
Dora: where’s your cousin?
Police: Dora, you have been charged with child stupidity
Dora: (police man in view) where’s the police?

50 Secretly Inappropriate

Dora The Explorer is the moat annoying show in the whole entire us world.

In one episode, she taught kids about having sex

What is the secret to make it inappropriate?

I will never look up dora on YouTube

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