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She must be blind and deaf, or has an IQ of negative 123487508782356897, or both. If her show continues, this generation will turn into a generation of idiots. What's worse than asking where something is when it's right behind her? Asking the audience where something is when that thing is right IN FRONT of her.
Oh geez, she is so dang blind.
Dora: where's the blue bush (bush is just one inch away from her, and it's in her view)
Me: in front if you, you weird hideous racist freak
Me: gosh it's in front of you
Me: IN FRONT OF YOU
Me: RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU (jumps into T.V. , grabs dora by her collar, and hits her hard with frying pan, knocking her out)
She couldn't find red ball in a blue field if her life depended on it.
Dora:Where is my jump rope with my bouncy ball on the yellow hill on star mountain
(100000000000 tries later)
(The jump rope,the yellow hill,Star mountain and,the.bouncy ball bonk Dora.
(We will have no more Dora the Explorer on Nick Jr forever)
Swiper actually goes away after Dora says swiper no swiping.
WHERE IS THAT GOING TO HELP IN REAL LIFE
What Dora should be
Dora:swiper no swiping
Swiper: (takes Dora's useless garbage) haw haw
Dora: but is said swiper no swiping
Swiper: welcome to life you silly little girl
saying to a swiper 'swiper, no swiping' is not going to work!
If they had Swiper armed I actually would be interested when my 4yo cousin makes me watch it with him. - fireinside96
So it's basically Cersei no being a prick. - MiauzerV 67 Comments
They are unoriginal all it is is just the same word being repeated over and over again! Time to hire some professionals.
Here's how would have done the "Map song":
I'm the map, I'm map
If you don't where to go just call me!
I will show you where to go
Now you won't get lost.
How I would have done the "Backpack song":
I keep your stuff inside
If you want it just call
I'm a backpack!
Here you go!
This is twice as better than the original
What if this was the Dora song:doo doo Dora doo doo Dora I am stupid I am Dora I am stupid
stupidest songs ever. A 5 year old could sing better!
Kill them. - MiauzerV 38 Comments
Oh god she shouts not speaks, she never shuts up! She say where so and so when it's right in front of her!
Shut the fudge up! The creators were probably on crack when they make her character scream every 5 seconds. I would continue why Dora is a fudging retard I'd be dead by then.
I just hope that she doesn't turn out to be a gym teacher
Imagine if Mabel or Star Butterfly got drunk - Kid_ethinederlandV 16 Comments
Why does everything have a face. Doors, books, maps, and backpacks can all talk. That is just stupid.
Even the frigging grass has a face! If not for the 54th Disney Movie I watch almost everyday then my sister would have thought that the chairs alive!
Good thing a sister knows the tactics on how to distract dear imouto-san…
I know she says the door speaks Spanish. She is so unrealistic
Backpacks= demented beings - MiauzerV 13 Comments
She chases the ice cream truck while screaming 'ice cream' in a salute to the junk food peddlers sponsoring this show. 'Can you find the ice cream truck? ' May as well ask to become a ball of lard! Ditto goes for every other junk food type you can think of. Great promotion of healthy eating for small kids...not!
Her belly sticks out because she eats to much crap she a fat ass
I am fat and my name is dora
She is obese and needs a doctor. Isn't her friend a doctor? - MiauzerV 31 Comments
Dora: What was your favorite part? Me: When you nearly died and when Swiper stuck dynamite up your ass! Dora: I like that part too! Me: DAMN!
Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: When Benny shoved a stick up your ass and it was bleeding
Dora: I liked that too
I don't like the show, yes it's a show for toddlers, but dora is an exception, it sucks, its not even educational, but I think this reason shouldn't be on the list because this is for toddlers only and they don't know any better, if this part were for older kids, yeah... It would be stupid, but its not, because toddlers aren't dirty like us
My favorite part was when it got cancelled. - GengarGuyV 37 Comments
When I was really little, I used to have good manners. That was, until Dora of course. Since I liked Dora as a kid, I watched it a lot. And Dora always ate with her mouth open, so I began eating with my mouth open. Unlucky for me, it became an instinct. Now, I find it hard to keep my mouth closed. Thanks for turning me into a rude slob, you revolting douche.
eating with your mouth open is rude, Dora. maybe you should have learnt that on one of your stupid exploring trips.
Ugh, Dora is a pig! She eats with her mouth open, she kinda looks like one and she's a fatty (nothing wrong with fat people though).
Dora should go to bootcamp - MiauzerV 21 Comments
Boots is as stupid as Dora. In one episode, he complained that his boot had a hole in it and started whining about it. Boots should get a life.
She never asks permission to go exploring what a idiot
Oh god boots is so whiny. whoever commented that once you find a way into the T.V. her future will be in heaven is wrong! Her and boots will perish in hell!
In my version of dora, boots hates her. And, respect my opinion, I actually like boots.V 14 Comments
Rather pointless if you ask me... - Celestius
Finally found a band worst than one direction
I'll give them lessons at music. PS: They suck.
Timon and pumbaa should eat the insect band - TeamRocket747V 22 Comments
This show got cancelled a year ago... - carafa0123
Yeah it's airs most of the time but not all the time
It got cancelled a year ago, but they came back with Dora in the City.
Dora migby be 10 years old! BUT "STILL" SHE'S STUPID!V 3 Comments
Where are here partners while this is all happening?!?!?
She appeared in a Geico commercial once.
I am not helping you and your dumb monkey
Ever heard of the monkey who ripped that ladies face off? That should've happened to Dora long ago, with what she and Boots do sometimes. -Sigh- someone should make that a creepypasta, I'd read it.V 12 Comments
She asks the fat chicken for help I mean how can a chicken help you
She can't help herself with ANYTHING that fat retard!
SHe's too lazy to even do anything by herself! - Powerfulgirl10
If she keeps asking for help, then why even go on a whole retarded explore if you always needs help!V 6 Comments
Do you see the lake? Its right in front of YOU! Dora is blind. If she screams for help I'm gonna yell to boots LET HER DIE!
Do you see your stupidity Dora? - SamuiNeko
Dora can't see anything! Her eyes stare into your soul - Cartoonfan202
"Do you see the..."
Me: "Idiot? Yea, look right in the mirror, sweetie." - Miauzer
Some kid will go exploring, get lost, and when someone robs them they say swiper no swiping instead of calling the police
Why is she even traveling into a jungle without her parents? Because her parents don't give a fudge about Dora.
A VERY bad example. She says a stupid phrase to get a thief away from her, she goes exploring without permission, and she exposes her mid-drift all the time. Need I say more? - Powerfulgirl10
She Is The Worst Role Model - JPK
Dora's parents should be sued for child neglect. She goes ON ADVENTURES through FORESTS and her parents don't even care! This teaches kids that they can do random things without parent supervision. What if Dora got run over with a truck? What if she fell in quicksand? Her parents probably wouldn't even notice. Dora is just so terrible and stupid.
Dora's parents are idiots because they let their only Daughter go on crazy, stupid, boring adventures.
That's cruel, unless you're talking about Ash Ketchum.
Dora's parents are bad parents, they can't just let Dora explore alone what if she gets kidnapped. I hope when Dora gets hope I hope that her mother spanks her assV 6 Comments
My Little Pony is a THOUSAND MILES better than Dora - Chromium
I agree very much. This is the worst show in history! It's worse than My Little Pony, Teletubbies (even though I've never watched it, but it looks very stupid), and Go Diego Go! go Diego Go is WAY BETTER than this crap. Come on Nick Jr.! You can do better than that!
Exactly. - Powerfulgirl10V 1 Comment
I didn't understand any of the spanish and I didn't learn anything from it - SmoothCriminal
I get enough Spanish at school, thank you very much!
Why do three and four year olds need to know Spanish when they don't even know how to read and write their own names!?
She doesn't speak Spanish properly.V 15 Comments
I never even had a favorite part, EVER...V 3 Comments
Umm... Actually sir, Diego is actually Dora's cousin but that doesn't help the fact that Diego is just as annoying as his female counterpart (Well, at least he doesn't look like he got selected for the pink team on the biggest loser. )
Diego should be Dora's brother because the look almost alike and they both yell.
Diego is her stupid brother/cousin who has his own retarded show and also has own retarded sidekick (a stupid jaguar).
Isn't Sonic the Hedgehog supposed to be the older brother of Amy Rose?
Actually Diego Is Dora's Cousin - JPKV 17 Comments
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