Stupidest Things About Dora the Explorer
The Top Ten
She must be blind and deaf, or has an IQ of negative 123487508782356897, or both. If her show continues, this generation will turn into a generation of idiots. What's worse than asking where something is when it's right behind her? Asking the audience where something is when that thing is right IN FRONT of her.
Oh geez, she is so dang blind.
Dora: where's the blue bush (bush is just one inch away from her, and it's in her view)
Me: in front if you, you weird hideous racist freak
Me: gosh it's in front of you
Me: IN FRONT OF YOU
Me: RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU (jumps into T.V. , grabs dora by her collar, and hits her hard with frying pan, knocking her out)
She couldn't find red ball in a blue field if her life depended on it.
She started the stupid trope of asking the audience stupid questions and repeating them.
Swiper actually goes away after Dora says swiper no swiping.
WHERE IS THAT GOING TO HELP IN REAL LIFE
What Dora should be
Dora:swiper no swiping
Swiper: (takes Dora's useless garbage) haw haw
Dora: but is said swiper no swiping
Swiper: welcome to life you silly little girl
If they had Swiper armed I actually would be interested when my 4yo cousin makes me watch it with him.
saying to a swiper 'swiper, no swiping' is not going to work!
Bully no bullying
Robber no robbing
Gunman no gunning
Yea this will help ya
They are unoriginal all it is is just the same word being repeated over and over again! Time to hire some professionals.
Here's how would have done the "Map song":
I'm the map, I'm map
If you don't where to go just call me!
I will show you where to go
Now you won't get lost.
How I would have done the "Backpack song":
I keep your stuff inside
If you want it just call
I'm a backpack!
Here you go!
This is twice as better than the original
What if this was the Dora song:doo doo Dora doo doo Dora I am stupid I am Dora I am stupid
stupidest songs ever. A 5 year old could sing better!
Backpack! Backpack! Backpack! Backpack! Backpack! Backpack! I'm the Map! I'm the map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map
! I'm the Map! I'm the map! I'm the mAPP! Where are we going? Where are we going? Where are we going? Where are we going? Where are we going? Her songs are the worst in history and she has a terrible singing voice.
Oh god she shouts not speaks, she never shuts up! She say where so and so when it's right in front of her!
Shut the fudge up! The creators were probably on crack when they make her character scream every 5 seconds. I would continue why Dora is a fudging retard I'd be dead by then.
I just hope that she doesn't turn out to be a gym teacher
She makes TIE Fighters explode, pops out eardrums, and shatters glass with her loud voice!
Why does everything have a face. Doors, books, maps, and backpacks can all talk. That is just stupid.
Even the frigging grass has a face! If not for the 54th Disney Movie I watch almost everyday then my sister would have thought that the chairs alive!
Good thing a sister knows the tactics on how to distract dear imouto-san…
I know she says the door speaks Spanish. She is so unrealistic
Everything in there with a face gives me the creeps.
She chases the ice cream truck while screaming 'ice cream' in a salute to the junk food peddlers sponsoring this show. 'Can you find the ice cream truck? ' May as well ask to become a ball of lard! Ditto goes for every other junk food type you can think of. Great promotion of healthy eating for small kids...not!
Her belly sticks out because she eats to much crap she a fat ass
Either her shirt is too tight, it’s meant to be a crop top, or Dora is fat.
I am fat and my name is dora
Dora: What was your favorite part? Me: When you nearly died and when Swiper stuck dynamite up your ass! Dora: I like that part too! Me: DAMN!
Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: When Benny shoved a stick up your ass and it was bleeding
Dora: I liked that too
I can have a lot of fun with this...
Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: When you broke something
Dora: I liked that part too!
When she asked I said when Boots masterbated in front of a baby
Do you see the lake? Its right in front of YOU! Dora is blind. If she screams for help I'm gonna yell to boots LET HER DIE!
Sorry, I accidentally clicked the wrong one. Ignore my first comment.
Do you see your stupidity Dora?
Dora can't see anything! Her eyes stare into your soul
Dora's parents should be sued for child neglect. She goes ON ADVENTURES through FORESTS and her parents don't even care! This teaches kids that they can do random things without parent supervision. What if Dora got run over with a truck? What if she fell in quicksand? Her parents probably wouldn't even notice. Dora is just so terrible and stupid.
Dora's parents are idiots because they let their only Daughter go on crazy, stupid, boring adventures.
That's cruel, unless you're talking about Ash Ketchum.
Dora's parents are bad parents, they can't just let Dora explore alone what if she gets kidnapped. I hope when Dora gets hope I hope that her mother spanks her ass
When I was really little, I used to have good manners. That was, until Dora of course. Since I liked Dora as a kid, I watched it a lot. And Dora always ate with her mouth open, so I began eating with my mouth open. Unlucky for me, it became an instinct. Now, I find it hard to keep my mouth closed. Thanks for turning me into a rude slob, you revolting douche.
eating with your mouth open is rude, Dora. maybe you should have learnt that on one of your stupid exploring trips.
Ugh, Dora is a pig! She eats with her mouth open, she kinda looks like one and she's a fatty (nothing wrong with fat people though).
Dora eats like pig in a mud even a pig can eat better than her. I bet her mom abuses her if she eats like that. She probably spits out food
This show got cancelled a year ago...
It got cancelled a year ago, but they came back with Dora in the City.
Yeah it's airs most of the time but not all the time
Just end the dang series already, and stop airing it! (I'm talking about the actual show and the spinoff.)
Rather pointless if you ask me...
Finally found a band worst than one direction
I'll give them lessons at music. PS: They suck.
I wanna squish those bugs
Boots is a really unoriginal name for a monkey that wears boots. They could have spent some more time coming up with a better name.
Boots is as stupid as Dora. In one episode, he complained that his boot had a hole in it and started whining about it. Boots should get a life.
She never asks permission to go exploring what a idiot
Oh god boots is so whiny. whoever commented that once you find a way into the T.V. her future will be in heaven is wrong! Her and boots will perish in hell!
Where are here partners while this is all happening?!?!?
She appeared in a Geico commercial once.
I am not helping you and your dumb monkey
Ever heard of the monkey who ripped that ladies face off? That should've happened to Dora long ago, with what she and Boots do sometimes. -Sigh- someone should make that a creepypasta, I'd read it.
She asks the fat chicken for help I mean how can a chicken help you
She can't help herself with ANYTHING that fat retard!
SHe's too lazy to even do anything by herself!
If she keeps asking for help, then why even go on a whole retarded explore if you always needs help!
Some kid will go exploring, get lost, and when someone robs them they say swiper no swiping instead of calling the police
Yea she is a kid should never go outsource se and actions the world with a monkey
She is basically saying that it’s ok for 5 year olds to go out of the house alone and yell at your parents and try and capture monkeys from the wild.
Why is she even traveling into a jungle without her parents? Because her parents don't give a fudge about Dora.
I never even had a favorite part, EVER...
Dora: What is your favourite part?
Me: My favourite part is when y-
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: Wadafak? I wasn’t done talking!
Dora: What was your favourite part?
Me: I... I liked the part where-
Dora: I liked that part too.
Me: HEY! I HAVEN'T FINISHED! >:C
Dora: What was your favorite part
Me: The ass...
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: I was going to say THE ASSEMBLY!
Dora is fat, ugly, fat, boring, ugly, air-headed, ugly and ugly. Did I mention ugly!?
Even more hideous than Meg Griffin even though they look a like
Dora is so ugly and so stupid every time you watch shis show she needs your help every time I'm sick of her
She is so ugly, even Fiona when she is in ogre form (from Shrek) is much prettier than her.
You know what, I think I like the villains in this show! They are pretty likeable.
Nah..swiper isn't AS stupid as the other characters because why does he always say “oh man”, just steal it already
This show is stupid. die die die.
I didn't understand any of the spanish and I didn't learn anything from it
I get enough Spanish at school, thank you very much!
Why do three and four year olds need to know Spanish when they don't even know how to read and write their own names!?
Little kids don't know what the English translation is, because Nickelodeon didn't put the English translation on the screen! This is a Nick Junior show, so Nickelodeon should put English subtitles on the scene so little kids know what Dora is saying.
Think about it: She's blind, ugly, retarded, a total freak, you name it! I wouldn't be surprised if the kids in the age group her show is targeted at grows up to be criminals all because of a Mexican brat. (Excuse any racism)
Absolutely a horrible role model. Goes on stupid adventures without asking permission, list goes on. By the way Dora, you might get your parents arrested.
Even Miley Cyrus Is Better Than Dora Even Though She Is Extremely Questionable
She's such a bad role model.
Umm... Actually sir, Diego is actually Dora's cousin but that doesn't help the fact that Diego is just as annoying as his female counterpart (Well, at least he doesn't look like he got selected for the pink team on the biggest loser. )
Diego should be Dora's brother because the look almost alike and they both yell.
Diego is her stupid brother/cousin who has his own retarded show and also has own retarded sidekick (a stupid jaguar).
Isn't Sonic the Hedgehog supposed to be the older brother of Amy Rose?
Diego is the boy version of dora
When ever she sounds like a donkey with a sore throat!
Me too! A donkey with a sore throat! How about she also sounded like a sheep and a duck throat singing in a donkey and a cow's voice, as if they had sore throats, heart attacks, and very bad cancer (not to be rude).
Lol I seriously agree
Her voice is so horrible. I'd rather listen to Annoying Orange blabbing his ugly mouth.
All those zeroes are covering up the advertisement. Seriously, this is so true. I bet she can't find something that is one millimeter in front of her.
Exactly. She won't even notice a spider crawling up her arm if her life depended on it. She needs some serious help.
I brought this up 9 spaces so that "shes a girl" will be lower
Dora: where's the mountain? Me: up your ass! Dora: there it is!
Her head is really two times bigger than her body, you know
I want her neck to break from the weight
Why on earth is her head so huge!?!?
Me and my BFF were talking about her head exploding.