Stupidest Things About Dora the Explorer

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The Top Ten

1 She Asks Where Something Is When It's Right Behind Her

She must be blind and deaf, or has an IQ of negative 123487508782356897, or both. If her show continues, this generation will turn into a generation of idiots. What's worse than asking where something is when it's right behind her? Asking the audience where something is when that thing is right IN FRONT of her.

Oh geez, she is so dang blind.
Dora: where's the blue bush (bush is just one inch away from her, and it's in her view)
Me: in front if you, you weird hideous racist freak
Dora: where
Me: gosh it's in front of you
Dora: where
Me: IN FRONT OF YOU
(10000000 time)
Dora: where
Me: RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU (jumps into T.V. , grabs dora by her collar, and hits her hard with frying pan, knocking her out)

She couldn't find red ball in a blue field if her life depended on it.

Where is the blue fish? - BlueBobYT

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2 She Says Swiper No Swiping

Swiper actually goes away after Dora says swiper no swiping.

WHERE IS THAT GOING TO HELP IN REAL LIFE

What Dora should be

Dora:swiper no swiping
Swiper: (takes Dora's useless garbage) haw haw
Dora: but is said swiper no swiping
Swiper: welcome to life you silly little girl

If they had Swiper armed I actually would be interested when my 4yo cousin makes me watch it with him. - fireinside96

saying to a swiper 'swiper, no swiping' is not going to work!

You can't teach your child like,"Saying this magic word, Swiper no swiping " when he or she met a bad guy.

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3 Her Songs

They are unoriginal all it is is just the same word being repeated over and over again! Time to hire some professionals.

Here's how would have done the "Map song":
I'm the map, I'm map
If you don't where to go just call me!
I will show you where to go
Now you won't get lost.
Ready?

How I would have done the "Backpack song":
Backpack!
I keep your stuff inside
If you want it just call
I'm a backpack!
Here you go!

This is twice as better than the original

What if this was the Dora song:doo doo Dora doo doo Dora I am stupid I am Dora I am stupid

stupidest songs ever. A 5 year old could sing better!

I’m the map Backpack really
Come on vamanos
Everybody let’s go
I know we get on it (I think)
Come on let’s get to it
Where are we going?
To hell
Where are we going?
To hell
Where are we going?
To hell

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4 She Yells

Oh god she shouts not speaks, she never shuts up! She say where so and so when it's right in front of her!

Shut the fudge up! The creators were probably on crack when they make her character scream every 5 seconds. I would continue why Dora is a fudging retard I'd be dead by then.

I just hope that she doesn't turn out to be a gym teacher

Wait people in America have loud voices.

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5 Everything Has a Face

Why does everything have a face. Doors, books, maps, and backpacks can all talk. That is just stupid.

Even the frigging grass has a face! If not for the 54th Disney Movie I watch almost everyday then my sister would have thought that the chairs alive!

Good thing a sister knows the tactics on how to distract dear imouto-san…

I know she says the door speaks Spanish. She is so unrealistic

This bothered me even when I was a kid - blackflower

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6 Her Belly Sticks Out

She chases the ice cream truck while screaming 'ice cream' in a salute to the junk food peddlers sponsoring this show. 'Can you find the ice cream truck? ' May as well ask to become a ball of lard! Ditto goes for every other junk food type you can think of. Great promotion of healthy eating for small kids...not!

Her belly sticks out because she eats to much crap she a fat ass

I am fat and my name is dora

Here's something:

Once upon a time, there was an unexplorer named Dora who ate way too much. She was fatter than the sun, and exploded. All there's left is her belly button on the ground. The End.

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7 Do You See The...

Do you see the lake? Its right in front of YOU! Dora is blind. If she screams for help I'm gonna yell to boots LET HER DIE!

Do you see your stupidity Dora? - SamuiNeko

Dora can't see anything! Her eyes stare into your soul - Cartoonfan202

Do You See The...Well Duh! Obviously someone older than 5 can see the lake, tree, flower.

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8 Always Ask the Part You Like the Most and Agrees

Dora: What was your favorite part? Me: When you nearly died and when Swiper stuck dynamite up your ass! Dora: I like that part too! Me: DAMN!

Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: When Benny shoved a stick up your ass and it was bleeding
Dora: I liked that too

When she asked I said when Boots masterbated in front of a baby

Dora: What’s your favourite part?
Me: My favourite part is when you almost got nuked by Kim Jong Un.
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: O_O - Gabo147

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9 Her Parents Let Her Out the House With No Supervision of an Adult

Dora's parents should be sued for child neglect. She goes ON ADVENTURES through FORESTS and her parents don't even care! This teaches kids that they can do random things without parent supervision. What if Dora got run over with a truck? What if she fell in quicksand? Her parents probably wouldn't even notice. Dora is just so terrible and stupid.

Dora's parents are idiots because they let their only Daughter go on crazy, stupid, boring adventures.

That's cruel, unless you're talking about Ash Ketchum.

Hey, who edited my filthy frank comment? |:(

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10 She Always Eats With Her Mouth Open

When I was really little, I used to have good manners. That was, until Dora of course. Since I liked Dora as a kid, I watched it a lot. And Dora always ate with her mouth open, so I began eating with my mouth open. Unlucky for me, it became an instinct. Now, I find it hard to keep my mouth closed. Thanks for turning me into a rude slob, you revolting douche.

eating with your mouth open is rude, Dora. maybe you should have learnt that on one of your stupid exploring trips.

Ugh, Dora is a pig! She eats with her mouth open, she kinda looks like one and she's a fatty (nothing wrong with fat people though).

Maybe its because Dora's Nose is always plugged.

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The Contenders

11 It is still on the air

This show got cancelled a year ago... - carafa0123

It got cancelled a year ago, but they came back with Dora in the City.

Yeah it's airs most of the time but not all the time

Nick: Say bye to Dora, it’s ENDING
Me: THANK YOU 🙏🏼
Nick: Dora the Explorer spin off will come!
Me: WHY?

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12 The Stupid Insect Band

Rather pointless if you ask me... - Celestius

Finally found a band worst than one direction

I'll give them lessons at music. PS: They suck.

There not rock there not metal they are nothing

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13 Boots

Boots is as stupid as Dora. In one episode, he complained that his boot had a hole in it and started whining about it. Boots should get a life.

She never asks permission to go exploring what a idiot

Oh god boots is so whiny. whoever commented that once you find a way into the T.V. her future will be in heaven is wrong! Her and boots will perish in hell!

In my version of dora, boots hates her. And, respect my opinion, I actually like boots.

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14 She Is a 5 Year Old Girl Who Travels the World With a Monkey

Where are here partners while this is all happening?!?!?

She appeared in a Geico commercial once.

I am not helping you and your dumb monkey

Ever heard of the monkey who ripped that ladies face off? That should've happened to Dora long ago, with what she and Boots do sometimes. -Sigh- someone should make that a creepypasta, I'd read it.

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15 She Always Asks For Help

She asks the fat chicken for help I mean how can a chicken help you

She can't help herself with ANYTHING that fat retard!

SHe's too lazy to even do anything by herself! - Powerfulgirl10

Does she even go to school?

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16 She Is an Awful Example for Kids

Some kid will go exploring, get lost, and when someone robs them they say swiper no swiping instead of calling the police

Why is she even traveling into a jungle without her parents? Because her parents don't give a fudge about Dora.

A VERY bad example. She says a stupid phrase to get a thief away from her, she goes exploring without permission, and she exposes her mid-drift all the time. Need I say more? - Powerfulgirl10

Seriously
She Is The Worst Role Model - JPK

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17 When you try to say what your favorite part of the adventure was, it gets interrupted

I never even had a favorite part, EVER...

Dora: What is your favourite part?
Me: My favourite part is when y-
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: Wadafak? I wasn’t done talking! - Gabo147

Dora: What was your favourite part?
Me: I... I liked the part where-
Dora: I liked that part too.
Me: HEY! I HAVEN'T FINISHED! >:C - AlecS172

Dora: What was your favorite part
Me: The ass...
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: I was going to say THE ASSEMBLY! - Mariomaster63

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18 She's Ugly

Dora is fat, ugly, fat, boring, ugly, air-headed, ugly and ugly. Did I mention ugly!?

Even more hideous than Meg Griffin even though they look a like

Dora is so ugly and so stupid every time you watch shis show she needs your help every time I'm sick of her

VERY - JPK

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19 Every Single Character Except For Swiper And The Grumpy Old Troll Are Brain Dead Morons

This show is stupid. die die die.

20 She Always Speaks Spanish

I didn't understand any of the spanish and I didn't learn anything from it - SmoothCriminal

I get enough Spanish at school, thank you very much!

Why do three and four year olds need to know Spanish when they don't even know how to read and write their own names!?

That's a pointless reason. Go to Spanish class instead of learning Spanish from this crap!

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21 She's a horrible role model

Think about it: She's blind, ugly, retarded, a total freak, you name it! I wouldn't be surprised if the kids in the age group her show is targeted at grows up to be criminals all because of a Mexican brat. (Excuse any racism)

Absolutely a horrible role model. Goes on stupid adventures without asking permission, list goes on. By the way Dora, you might get your parents arrested.

Even Miley Cyrus Is Better Than Dora Even Though She Is Extremely Questionable

We need that wall.

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22 Her Brother Is Diego

Umm... Actually sir, Diego is actually Dora's cousin but that doesn't help the fact that Diego is just as annoying as his female counterpart (Well, at least he doesn't look like he got selected for the pink team on the biggest loser. )

Diego should be Dora's brother because the look almost alike and they both yell.

Diego is her stupid brother/cousin who has his own retarded show and also has own retarded sidekick (a stupid jaguar).

Isn't Sonic the Hedgehog supposed to be the older brother of Amy Rose?

Actually Diego Is Dora's Cousin - JPK

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23 Her Voice

When ever she sounds like a donkey with a sore throat!

Me too! A donkey with a sore throat! How about she also sounded like a sheep and a duck throat singing in a donkey and a cow's voice, as if they had sore throats, heart attacks, and very bad cancer (not to be rude).

Lol I seriously agree

She sounds like Morton Koopa Jr,Wendy O(The T.V. show one),Amy Rose,a donkey,Pearl Krabs,and a Flower that ate a sponge that ate a cow who swallowed a bee and got stung

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24 She Can't Find Things When It's Like 1 Inch Away from Her

All those zeroes are covering up the advertisement. Seriously, this is so true. I bet she can't find something that is one millimeter in front of her.

Exactly. She won't even notice a spider crawling up her arm if her life depended on it. She needs some serious help. - Powerfulgirl10

I brought this up 9 spaces so that "shes a girl" will be lower - lolingdog9000

Dora: where's the mountain? Me: up your ass! Dora: there it is!

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25 Her Head Is Twice the Size As Her Body

Her head is really two times bigger than her body, you know

I want her neck to break from the weight

Why on earth is her head so huge!?!? - WWEfanJayden

Her head is sooo big that it could explode any second.

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26 She Makes Parents Look Stupid

She doesn't even asks her parents to go out of the house! - Jessicarabbit

Her parents ARE stupid actually. - Powerfulgirl10

I know right?!

27 Stupid Songs

I totally agree with the Map and Backpack being retards and the two-year-old- singing better than Dora comments.

Both of her songs are worse than Baby by Justin Bieber! - AlecS172

A 2 year old could sing better

Dora: We did it, we did it!
Me: *throws T.V. out the window*

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28 She Has a Stupid Pet Monkey

Boots is like a dumb spoiled brat.

This is the millionth time I heard about boots

I bet she'll eventually get ebola

I don't think he's her pet, but he's still really dumb. - Powerfulgirl10

29 She Always Goes Through Things That Are Easy to Go Around

Here's an example of this "not going around obstacles" thing. In the episode "Louder! " Dora and Boots go to the highest hill to help Red Rooster wake up the "sun". Then, they come across a pile of pigs. BUT THEY DIDN'T GO AROUND THEM! DORA IS THE WORST EXPLORER EVER.

I said the same thing to my sister and she agreed

She does this because she is wimpy; can't withstand any hazard! I am wimpy and my name is Dora

I think she is too fat to go around things - s10484

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30 She Has a Terrible Singing Voice

She sucks at singing, even the girl from hot problems sing better than her.

She sound like dumb baby

She sucks at singing I bet the pros will throw her in the trash can and then get sent to the dumpster then the truck and into the factory where she's burned to death

No! Just, no! Screaming goats sing way better.

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31 Where did Boots get his boots?

Yh she just walks wherever that endless path takes her

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHERE BOOTS GOT HIS BOOTS SO SHUT UP!

Boots got his bips from payless

32 She Can't Dance

Swinging arms back and forth and turning her body? BOO! Even I could dance better than her!

I can really dance better than her.

Shame to all pro dancers.

WORK IT DORA! Says nobody ever also I feel bad for little Hispanic girls because they will get offended by this show

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33 Her Adventures Are Not Exciting

Once in an episode, Dora gave us a choice if we want to join or not, and then 5 seconds later, she forces us to come with her immediately, so we go on her lame adventure, like what? You gave us a choice Dora, A CHOICE!

I agree maybe she should see the great wall of China or the pyramids of the Egypt

Blueberry hill? Grandma's house, and more dumbbutt adventures? LAME! I thought Dora and Boots travel the world to famous ancient objects on that Country. And do things like Daring do (MLP:FIM) and Indiana Jones. That'll be tons better than Dora's current stupid adventures

Not Exciting In The Slightest - JPK

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34 We Used to Like Her

We watched Dora all the time and the original episode's I like her when she was a nice and caring who always saying funny and likes what her parents do for her this new Dora is just plain stupid and asks dumb questions unlike Dora from the old episode's this Dora deaf/ blind and will kill anything who gets in her way

I can't believe I used to like this dumb girl's T.V. show as a kid! - Powerfulgirl10

This happened to me and I'm so mad.

She was just a funny girl in season's 1 and 2 nowdays she's blind deaf and dumb person

35 She Has the Worst Show Ever

My Little Pony is a THOUSAND MILES better than Dora - Chromium

I agree very much. This is the worst show in history! It's worse than My Little Pony, Teletubbies (even though I've never watched it, but it looks very stupid), and Go Diego Go! go Diego Go is WAY BETTER than this crap. Come on Nick Jr.! You can do better than that!

TOTALLY AGREE!

Exactly. - Powerfulgirl10

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36 Her Friends

At our school, squirrels are robbing lunches. Imagine if Dora went there and a squirrel robbed her and Dora said WHY IS TICO LIKE SWIPER?!

Where are her actual friends?! Like PEOPLE friends?!?! - Thatgirl

Also, more about the squirrel. He once broke into a lunch just to get an orange. He also kills baby BIRDS. Whenever my teacher says PUT YOUR LUNCHES IN THE TUB THERE IS A SQUIRREL, everyone freaks out. He shishkababed a sandwich. Good thing he doesn't make his home out of Minecraft head costumes...

She had NO human friends in Dora the Explorer. And then in Dora and Friends: Into the City, her friends are really crappy.

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37 Her Outfit

I know why she wears the same thing over and over again because she is so dam cheap!

She wears the same thing every episode

Her parents should spank her. I totally agree with the person who said that!

Orange and pink so clash. - Miauzer

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38 She Asks Stupid Questions

I Hope A Certain Blue Pegasus Beats The Living Crap Out Of Dora The Idiotic Explorer - JPK

She asks Q's like that " do you see the swipper?

Like "Where's the [blank]." - Powerfulgirl10

Dora: Where is the mountain?
Me: Boots is on top in it which is right behind you!
Dora: where is the mountain?
Me: (O Ma God stop making the question over again! ) Stop! I told you that it's right behind you, Football stupid head!
Dora: Where is the mountain?
Me: OOO MYY GOD! 😡 😡 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

39 All Episodes are Horrible

It Goes for the Same Plot as Phineas and Ferb. - ChroniclerMan5

Dora eats tnt and go to the toilet

40 Theme Songs

The theme song is so WEIRD the song says radom words - sherklover456

41 She Runs Away From Home and Goes On So-called "Adventures".

And I respect doras opinion. but why did she have to torture US of all people - SimipourLover

Her parents should ground her for going out alone

Her parents should be arrested for letting her just run off like that

I think she's trying to be a Pokemon trainer, when all she is is a monkey - TeamRocket747

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42 She Drops Off a Vine Into Tiko the Squirrel's Car While It Is Driving.

That's a VERY BAD EXAMPLE for kids. THAT IS SO DANGEROUS! But I hope she gets killed one day. It would be funny if she gets hit by a million cars at once. Who agrees with me?!

That's just plain dangerous! Social services should lock up her parents! - Wolftail

That's a horrible example for kids. She should die. - Powerfulgirl10

And then she say to put on seat belts to be safe.

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43 She Has No Human Friends

Dora into the city has human friends but boots is gone I think he got shot by some man and died

She's a weirdo. Plain and simple

She does in dora and friends

Dora does have human friends in Dora and Friends: Into the City.

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44 Her Age

I personally think she should be older. She just acts like a 2 year old

She is like, 3, and travels Mexico by her self with a dumb monkey.

She doesn't even use correct grammar or language she says something like

She Is 7 - JPK

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45 She Has a Football Shaped Head

Look, I've got her head from her talking to the T.V., bang! Touchdown!

She swallowed a football when she was a baby...

LOL She swallowed a football as a baby. That's hilarious. Seriously her head is shaped like a football. Her head is also shaped like a lemon, lime, and jellybean.

Stewie And Arnold Are WAY Better - JPK

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46 Dora's Friends

Dora's friends are not even humans and they are STUPID, like Dora.

(At the police station talking to police)
Me: why is my 5-year-old cousin an idiot?
Dora: (my cousin in view) where is your cousin? (Screams it at the top of her moose lungs) ( no offense to moose they are great animals) me: he's RIGHT HERE, DORA THE BAD EXPLORER
Dora: where’s your cousin?
Police: Dora, you have been charged with child stupidity
Dora: (police man in view) where’s the police?
Me: UGH

47 She Walks On the Road

Here are some things that I want to happen to Dora:
1. Walk on the road, and get ran over by a million cars all at once.
2. Walk on a runaway, an airplane runs her over and shreds her with the front propeller.
3. She walks onto a dangerous bridge that's about to collapse, falls, and gets eaten by three alligators.
4. She walks on some clouds, falls through one, and gets suffocated on the ground.
5. She falls off a cliff for not paying attention, and falls in a volcano.
6. She gets hit by a bumper car, gets flung in the air, and impaled by a tree.
7. She gets ran over by a train for being an idiot.
8. She goes swimming, and gets hit by a speedboat and crashes into a rock, while the people in the speedboat survive.
9. She gets decapitated because she got ran over by an SUV, and then gets crushed by a motorcycle.
10. Green Means GO! and all the vehicles run over Dora.

I really hate Dora, so I wanted to make all these deaths to make people laugh, and ...more

She walks on the road and somehow freezes all the cars, which just so happen not to be in sight. She walks on the runway and tells all the planes to stop their takeoff so she can take her stupid friends across. She walks on the track and and never gets hit by a subway or train. She walks on thin ice and lives, while Boots is slipping over a waterfall. And she's like, "Yay! We made it! Come on, Boots! " And Boots just went over the waterfall. 5 years later, she just realizes that Boots is gone, then shrugs and says he is saying bananas. She walks on a snapping turtle's back and isn't hurt. She walks on the clouds and doesn't fall through. Anyone noticing something?
-Silverfrost of RiverClan

Come on vamonos! Everybody Let's (gets run over by bus)

Dora: Oh look! A TREE! (runs across the road and gets hit by a truck!

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48 A Talking Backpack

Her backpack is insanity with its variety of items and weapons coming out of that pack. She once pulled a huge raft out of that and two big paddles. The fact that it talks is bad enough but it is a kid show. Some children have started to talk to their backpack hoping there homework will come out. Also the map that can change the area on itself is dumb asf.

Backpack is so annoying! - Powerfulgirl10

Super creepy

We're Are All The Cool Weapons!? 😡

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49 Secretly Inappropriate

Dora The Explorer is the moat annoying show in the whole entire us world.

In one episode, she taught kids about having sex

What is the secret to make it inappropriate?

I don't get it. - Powerfulgirl10

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50 She Is Boring

Dora is so boring

Arthur is boring too

Unfortunately I had to watch it with my cousins when they came over.

VERY - JPK

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