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She must be blind and deaf, or has an IQ of negative 123487508782356897, or both. If her show continues, this generation will turn into a generation of idiots. What's worse than asking where something is when it's right behind her? Asking the audience where something is when that thing is right IN FRONT of her.
Oh geez, she is so dang blind.
Dora: where's the blue bush (bush is just one inch away from her, and it's in her view)
Me: in front if you, you weird hideous racist freak
Me: gosh it's in front of you
Me: IN FRONT OF YOU
Me: RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU (jumps into T.V. , grabs dora by her collar, and hits her hard with frying pan, knocking her out)
Dora: Where's the red ball?
Me: Right there.
Me: Right THERE!
Me: I got a question, where are your parents?
Dora: I don't know.
Me: Of course you don't, but I know where she is!
Me: Signing adoption papers so you won't have to be in their family anymore!
Dora's Mom: Hello Dora, by the way. I HATE YOU AND SO DOES YOUR FATHER!
Me: All right I'm gonna go now. Bye bye!
She couldn't find red ball in a blue field if her life depended on it.V 88 Comments
Swiper actually goes away after Dora says swiper no swiping.
WHERE IS THAT GOING TO HELP IN REAL LIFE
What Dora should be
Dora:swiper no swiping
Swiper: (takes Dora's useless garbage) haw haw
Dora: but is said swiper no swiping
Swiper: welcome to life you silly little girl
If they had Swiper armed I actually would be interested when my 4yo cousin makes me watch it with him. - fireinside96
saying to a swiper 'swiper, no swiping' is not going to work!
More like sniper no sniping!V 76 Comments
They are unoriginal all it is is just the same word being repeated over and over again! Time to hire some professionals.
Here's how would have done the "Map song":
I'm the map, I'm map
If you don't where to go just call me!
I will show you where to go
Now you won't get lost.
How I would have done the "Backpack song":
I keep your stuff inside
If you want it just call
I'm a backpack!
Here you go!
This is twice as better than the original
What if this was the Dora song:doo doo Dora doo doo Dora I am stupid I am Dora I am stupid
stupidest songs ever. A 5 year old could sing better!
Backpack! Backpack! Backpack! Backpack! Backpack! Backpack! I'm the Map! I'm the map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map
! I'm the Map! I'm the map! I'm the mAPP! Where are we going? Where are we going? Where are we going? Where are we going? Where are we going? Her songs are the worst in history and she has a terrible singing voice. - pryan96
Oh god she shouts not speaks, she never shuts up! She say where so and so when it's right in front of her!
Shut the fudge up! The creators were probably on crack when they make her character scream every 5 seconds. I would continue why Dora is a fudging retard I'd be dead by then.
I just hope that she doesn't turn out to be a gym teacher
Wait people in America have loud voices.V 17 Comments
Why does everything have a face. Doors, books, maps, and backpacks can all talk. That is just stupid.
This bothered me even when I was a kid - blackflower
The trees have faces. The dirt has a face. Everything has a face.V 19 Comments
She chases the ice cream truck while screaming 'ice cream' in a salute to the junk food peddlers sponsoring this show. 'Can you find the ice cream truck? ' May as well ask to become a ball of lard! Ditto goes for every other junk food type you can think of. Great promotion of healthy eating for small kids...not!
Does your belly stick out?
Once upon a time, there was an unexplorer named Dora who ate way too much. She was fatter than the sun, and exploded. All there's left is her belly button on the ground. The End.
Her belly sticks out because she eats to much crap she a fat assV 35 Comments
Hey are you under the age of 5? No you are not so obviously you can see it.
Do you see the lake? Its right in front of YOU! Dora is blind. If she screams for help I'm gonna yell to boots LET HER DIE!
Do You See The...Well Duh! Obviously someone older than 5 can see the lake, tree, flower.
Do you see your stupidity Dora? - SamuiNekoV 7 Comments
Dora: What was your favorite part of the trip?
Me (Evan): I loved the part where you fall into hell.
Dora: I liked that part too!
Me: Wait, what?!
Dora: What was your favorite part? Me: When you nearly died and when Swiper stuck dynamite up your ass! Dora: I like that part too! Me: DAMN!
Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: When Benny shoved a stick up your ass and it was bleeding
Dora: I liked that too
When she asked I said when Boots masterbated in front of a babyV 40 Comments
Dora's parents should be sued for child neglect. She goes ON ADVENTURES through FORESTS and her parents don't even care! This teaches kids that they can do random things without parent supervision. What if Dora got run over with a truck? What if she fell in quicksand? Her parents probably wouldn't even notice. Dora is just so terrible and stupid.
Dora's parents are idiots because they let their only Daughter go on crazy, stupid, boring adventures.
That's cruel, unless you're talking about Ash Ketchum.
IT'S TIME TO STOP! JUST STOP! WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?! WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS?! (Filthy Frank)V 8 Comments
When I was really little, I used to have good manners. That was, until Dora of course. Since I liked Dora as a kid, I watched it a lot. And Dora always ate with her mouth open, so I began eating with my mouth open. Unlucky for me, it became an instinct. Now, I find it hard to keep my mouth closed. Thanks for turning me into a rude slob, you revolting douche.
eating with your mouth open is rude, Dora. maybe you should have learnt that on one of your stupid exploring trips.
Ugh, Dora is a pig! She eats with her mouth open, she kinda looks like one and she's a fatty (nothing wrong with fat people though).
Maybe its because Dora's Nose is always plugged.V 22 Comments
This show got cancelled a year ago... - carafa0123
It got cancelled a year ago, but they came back with Dora in the City.
Yeah it's airs most of the time but not all the time
Just end the dang series already, and stop airing it! (I'm talking about the actual show and the spinoff.) - Powerfulgirl10V 5 Comments
Rather pointless if you ask me... - Celestius
Finally found a band worst than one direction
There not rock there not metal they are nothing
I'll give them lessons at music. PS: They suck.V 27 Comments
Boots is as stupid as Dora. In one episode, he complained that his boot had a hole in it and started whining about it. Boots should get a life.
She never asks permission to go exploring what a idiot
Oh god boots is so whiny. whoever commented that once you find a way into the T.V. her future will be in heaven is wrong! Her and boots will perish in hell!
That character is an insult to boots. - SamuiNekoV 13 Comments
Where are here partners while this is all happening?!?!?
She appeared in a Geico commercial once.
I am not helping you and your dumb monkey
Ever heard of the monkey who ripped that ladies face off? That should've happened to Dora long ago, with what she and Boots do sometimes. -Sigh- someone should make that a creepypasta, I'd read it.V 12 Comments
Does she even go to school?
She asks the fat chicken for help I mean how can a chicken help you
She can't help herself with ANYTHING that fat retard!
SHe's too lazy to even do anything by herself! - Powerfulgirl10V 7 Comments
Some kid will go exploring, get lost, and when someone robs them they say swiper no swiping instead of calling the police
Why is she even traveling into a jungle without her parents? Because her parents don't give a fudge about Dora.
A VERY bad example. She says a stupid phrase to get a thief away from her, she goes exploring without permission, and she exposes her mid-drift all the time. Need I say more? - Powerfulgirl10
She flashes her midriff everywhere. - chEErioV 8 Comments
I never even had a favorite part, EVER...
Dora: What is your favourite part?
Me: My favourite part is when y-
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: Wadafak? I wasn’t done talking! - Gabo147
Dora: What was your favourite part?
Me: I... I liked the part where-
Dora: I liked that part too.
Me: HEY! I HAVEN'T FINISHED! >:C - AlecS172
Dora: What was your favorite part
Me: The ass...
Dora: I like that part too!
Me: I was going to say THE ASSEMBLY! - Mariomaster63
Dora is fat, ugly, fat, boring, ugly, air-headed, ugly and ugly. Did I mention ugly!?
Even more hideous than Meg Griffin even though they look a like
Dora is so ugly and so stupid every time you watch shis show she needs your help every time I'm sick of her
She is so ugly, even Fiona when she is in ogre form (from Shrek) is much prettier than her.V 15 Comments
Nah..swiper isn't AS stupid as the other characters because why does he always say “oh man”, just steal it already
This show is stupid. die die die.
I didn't understand any of the spanish and I didn't learn anything from it - SmoothCriminal
I get enough Spanish at school, thank you very much!
Why do three and four year olds need to know Spanish when they don't even know how to read and write their own names!?
That's a pointless reason. Go to Spanish class instead of learning Spanish from this crap!V 16 Comments
Think about it: She's blind, ugly, retarded, a total freak, you name it! I wouldn't be surprised if the kids in the age group her show is targeted at grows up to be criminals all because of a Mexican brat. (Excuse any racism)
Absolutely a horrible role model. Goes on stupid adventures without asking permission, list goes on. By the way Dora, you might get your parents arrested.
Even Miley Cyrus Is Better Than Dora Even Though She Is Extremely Questionable
She's such a bad role model. - Powerfulgirl10V 5 Comments
No. He's Her Cousin.
Umm... Actually sir, Diego is actually Dora's cousin but that doesn't help the fact that Diego is just as annoying as his female counterpart (Well, at least he doesn't look like he got selected for the pink team on the biggest loser. )
Diego should be Dora's brother because the look almost alike and they both yell.
Diego is her stupid brother/cousin who has his own retarded show and also has own retarded sidekick (a stupid jaguar).
Isn't Sonic the Hedgehog supposed to be the older brother of Amy Rose?V 18 Comments
When ever she sounds like a donkey with a sore throat!
Me too! A donkey with a sore throat! How about she also sounded like a sheep and a duck throat singing in a donkey and a cow's voice, as if they had sore throats, heart attacks, and very bad cancer (not to be rude).
Lol I seriously agree
Her voice is so horrible. I'd rather listen to Annoying Orange blabbing his ugly mouth. - Powerfulgirl10V 4 Comments
Dora: where's the mountain? Me: up your ass! Dora: there it is!
All those zeroes are covering up the advertisement. Seriously, this is so true. I bet she can't find something that is one millimeter in front of her.
Exactly. She won't even notice a spider crawling up her arm if her life depended on it. She needs some serious help. - Powerfulgirl10
I brought this up 9 spaces so that "shes a girl" will be lower - lolingdog9000V 1 Comment
Her head is really two times bigger than her body, you know
I want her neck to break from the weight
Why on earth is her head so huge!?!? - WWEfanJayden
Me and my BFF were talking about her head exploding.V 16 Comments
She doesn't even asks her parents to go out of the house! - Jessicarabbit
Her parents ARE stupid actually. - Powerfulgirl10
I know right?!
I totally agree with the Map and Backpack being retards and the two-year-old- singing better than Dora comments.
Both of her songs are worse than Baby by Justin Bieber! - AlecS172
A 2 year old could sing better
I agree very much.V 6 Comments
Boots is like a dumb spoiled brat.
This is the millionth time I heard about boots
I bet she'll eventually get ebola
I don't think he's her pet, but he's still really dumb. - Powerfulgirl10
Here's an example of this "not going around obstacles" thing. In the episode "Louder! " Dora and Boots go to the highest hill to help Red Rooster wake up the "sun". Then, they come across a pile of pigs. BUT THEY DIDN'T GO AROUND THEM! DORA IS THE WORST EXPLORER EVER.
I think she is too fat to go around things - s10484
I said the same thing to my sister and she agreed
She does this because she is wimpy; can't withstand any hazard! I am wimpy and my name is DoraV 4 Comments
Once in an episode, Dora gave us a choice if we want to join or not, and then 5 seconds later, she forces us to come with her immediately, so we go on her lame adventure, like what? You gave us a choice Dora, A CHOICE!
I agree maybe she should see the great wall of China or the pyramids of the Egypt
Blueberry hill? Grandma's house, and more dumbbutt adventures? LAME! I thought Dora and Boots travel the world to famous ancient objects on that Country. And do things like Daring do (MLP:FIM) and Indiana Jones. That'll be tons better than Dora's current stupid adventures
Tell me about it! They're always cheap, boring, lousy adventures that are completely pointless. - Powerfulgirl10V 2 Comments
She sucks at singing, even the girl from hot problems sing better than her.
She sound like dumb baby
She sucks at singing I bet the pros will throw her in the trash can and then get sent to the dumpster then the truck and into the factory where she's burned to death
Probably Justin Bieber's voice is better than Dora's.V 9 Comments
Yh she just walks wherever that endless path takes her
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHERE BOOTS GOT HIS BOOTS SO SHUT UP!
Boots got his bips from payless
WORK IT DORA! Says nobody ever also I feel bad for little Hispanic girls because they will get offended by this show
Swinging arms back and forth and turning her body? BOO! Even I could dance better than her!
I can really dance better than her.
Shame to all pro dancers.V 7 Comments
We used to NOT like her you know? Dora is the worst show ever I seen
We watched Dora all the time and the original episode's I like her when she was a nice and caring who always saying funny and likes what her parents do for her this new Dora is just plain stupid and asks dumb questions unlike Dora from the old episode's this Dora deaf/ blind and will kill anything who gets in her way
I can't believe I used to like this dumb girl's T.V. show as a kid! - Powerfulgirl10
This happened to me and I'm so mad.V 1 Comment
My Little Pony is a THOUSAND MILES better than Dora - Chromium
I agree very much. This is the worst show in history! It's worse than My Little Pony, Teletubbies (even though I've never watched it, but it looks very stupid), and Go Diego Go! go Diego Go is WAY BETTER than this crap. Come on Nick Jr.! You can do better than that!
Exactly. - Powerfulgirl10V 1 Comment
At our school, squirrels are robbing lunches. Imagine if Dora went there and a squirrel robbed her and Dora said WHY IS TICO LIKE SWIPER?!
Where are her actual friends?! Like PEOPLE friends?!?! - Thatgirl
Also, more about the squirrel. He once broke into a lunch just to get an orange. He also kills baby BIRDS. Whenever my teacher says PUT YOUR LUNCHES IN THE TUB THERE IS A SQUIRREL, everyone freaks out. He shishkababed a sandwich. Good thing he doesn't make his home out of Minecraft head costumes...
No, not cute animals. Freaky animals like Isa the Iguana, Ricco the Squirrel, benny the cow, and the worst... BOOTS THE MONKEY! They walk on 2 legs and talk!V 9 Comments
I know why she wears the same thing over and over again because she is so dam cheap!
She wears the same thing every episode
Her parents should spank her. I totally agree with the person who said that!
She wears small clothes so you'll see her mid-drift, and her belly button.V 9 Comments
I Hope A Certain Blue Pegasus Beats The Living Crap Out Of Dora The Idiotic Explorer - JPK
She asks Q's like that " do you see the swipper?
Like "Where's the [blank]." - Powerfulgirl10
Dora: Where is the mountain?
Me: Boots is on top in it which is right behind you!
Dora: where is the mountain?
Me: (O Ma God stop making the question over again! ) Stop! I told you that it's right behind you, Football stupid head!
Dora: Where is the mountain?
Me: OOO MYY GOD! 😡 😡 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
It Goes for the Same Plot as Phineas and Ferb. - ChroniclerMan5
Dora eats tnt and go to the toilet
The theme song is so WEIRD the song says radom words - sherklover456
And I respect doras opinion. but why did she have to torture US of all people - SimipourLover
Her parents should ground her for going out alone
Her parents should be arrested for letting her just run off like that
I think she's trying to be a Pokemon trainer, when all she is is a monkey - TeamRocket747V 1 Comment
That's a VERY BAD EXAMPLE for kids. THAT IS SO DANGEROUS! But I hope she gets killed one day. It would be funny if she gets hit by a million cars at once. Who agrees with me?!
That's just plain dangerous! Social services should lock up her parents! - Wolftail
That's a horrible example for kids. She should die. - Powerfulgirl10
And then she say to put on seat belts to be safe.V 1 Comment
Dora into the city has human friends but boots is gone I think he got shot by some man and died
She's a weirdo. Plain and simple
She does in dora and friends
I'll bet she'll never get a husband because she is too fat and ugly.V 7 Comments
Here are some things that I want to happen to Dora:
1. Walk on the road, and get ran over by a million cars all at once.
2. Walk on a runaway, an airplane runs her over and shreds her with the front propeller.
3. She walks onto a dangerous bridge that's about to collapse, falls, and gets eaten by three alligators.
4. She walks on some clouds, falls through one, and gets suffocated on the ground.
5. She falls off a cliff for not paying attention, and falls in a volcano.
6. She gets hit by a bumper car, gets flung in the air, and impaled by a tree.
7. She gets ran over by a train for being an idiot.
8. She goes swimming, and gets hit by a speedboat and crashes into a rock, while the people in the speedboat survive.
9. She gets decapitated because she got ran over by an SUV, and then gets crushed by a motorcycle.
10. Green Means GO! and all the vehicles run over Dora.
I really hate Dora, so I wanted to make all these deaths to make people laugh, and ...more
She walks on the road and somehow freezes all the cars, which just so happen not to be in sight. She walks on the runway and tells all the planes to stop their takeoff so she can take her stupid friends across. She walks on the track and and never gets hit by a subway or train. She walks on thin ice and lives, while Boots is slipping over a waterfall. And she's like, "Yay! We made it! Come on, Boots! " And Boots just went over the waterfall. 5 years later, she just realizes that Boots is gone, then shrugs and says he is saying bananas. She walks on a snapping turtle's back and isn't hurt. She walks on the clouds and doesn't fall through. Anyone noticing something?
-Silverfrost of RiverClan
Come on vamonos! Everybody Let's (gets run over by bus)
This is so hilarious - N64DudeV 11 Comments
Her backpack is insanity with its variety of items and weapons coming out of that pack. She once pulled a huge raft out of that and two big paddles. The fact that it talks is bad enough but it is a kid show. Some children have started to talk to their backpack hoping there homework will come out. Also the map that can change the area on itself is dumb asf.
Backpack is so annoying! - Powerfulgirl10
We're Are All The Cool Weapons!? 😡V 1 Comment
I personally think she should be older. She just acts like a 2 year old
She is like, 3, and travels Mexico by her self with a dumb monkey.
Thanks for telling me Dora is 7 years old, but she acts like a 1 year old!
She doesn't even use correct grammar or language she says something likeV 9 Comments
yeah - andrewteel
Look, I've got her head from her talking to the T.V., bang! Touchdown!
She swallowed a football when she was a baby...
LOL She swallowed a football as a baby. That's hilarious. Seriously her head is shaped like a football. Her head is also shaped like a lemon, lime, and jellybean.V 13 Comments
Dora's friends are not even humans and they are STUPID, like Dora.
(At the police station talking to police)
Me: why is my 5-year-old cousin an idiot?
Dora: (my cousin in view) where is your cousin? (Screams it at the top of her moose lungs) ( no offense to moose they are great animals) me: he's RIGHT HERE, DORA THE BAD EXPLORER
Dora: where’s your cousin?
Police: Dora, you have been charged with child stupidity
Dora: (police man in view) where’s the police?
If only she didn't talk to the screen every 2 minutes the show would be at least bearable.
Dora is so boring
Dora is DUMB can't her parents drive her to grammars house?
Arthur is boring tooV 4 Comments
Dora The Explorer is the moat annoying show in the whole entire us world.
In one episode, she taught kids about having sex
What is the secret to make it inappropriate?
I will never look up dora on YouTubeV 4 Comments
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