If Dora the Explorer had a Toptens account...

TwilightKitsune
So I was wondering what would happen if fictional characters had Toptens accounts, and I thought it might be pretty stupid. But then I decided it would be hilarious if they did. So I bring you…

*drum roll*

DORA THE EXPLORER’S TOPTENS ACCOUNT HOMEPAGE!!!

Name: Dora Marquez
Age: 6
Country: Mexico
State: Mexico City
Occupation: Explorer

Ola! My name is Dora Marquez. I am a Mexican girl and an insult to my race. I am extremely fat and I weigh754,836,287,357,498,545 tones. I am an illegal immigrant and on the run from US authorities for drug dealing. I deal in every drug possible. This is my email if you want to email me for drugs, and if you email me I will tell you my exact location and where I stash all my drugs because I’m stupid: doraluvscocaine@uglyfacemail.com.

I was born in Mexico on Friday the 13th.The day of my birth was a terrible day for all. When I was born, earthquakes happened, when I said my first word, volcanoes erupted, when I took my first step floods swam and when I ate my first meal hurricanes spewed. Don’t look directly in my eyes or you will be turned to stone.

I have eyesight problems.My friend who is a map has to tell me whatever is 3 feet in front of me because I’m too dumb to see for myself. His voice sounds annoying as a beleiber screaming “KISS MEEE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!’. His song should go ‘I’m the map, I’m the map, and my tune sounds like crap” but he can’t pronounce it right. I finally got rid of him by using him as spit paper when I started smoking.

My other friend is a monkey named Boots. His real name is Ugly Uglyson. I call him Boots for short. He is a monkey who I kidnapped borrowed from the zoo. He is just as annoying and retarded as me. He wears red boots that are big so he can store drugs in them. You can contact him at his website weaboo4life.com.

The users I like are

Yejtrhej
Trigj
Ga
Fjddofdof

The users I hate

Uwshs (DORA HATER)
Hjdsj (DORA HATER)
Ajfowoffj (DORAHATER)
Jlouiliu (DORAHATER)
Sjskdao (DORA HATER)
Qjsdj (DORA HATER)
Jaskdjsdjkjvgfkf (DORAHATER)
Shjcfjkedbdn (DORAHATER)

Okay, now FOLLOW me!!!

Comments

The Medusa reference on the 2nd paragraph. - ArigatoKawaii

Remember kids, don't watch Dora or you'll get addicted to viagra. - Skullkid755

heroin* - TwilightKitsune

The Dora's parents find out then she would get Grounded for 9999999999999999999999999999999999 centuries - Discord1

I died at this lol - visitor

Nice one mate - Neonco31

Bwahaha... Hilarious! I sometime wondering how she had it! - visitor

Dora:'I am weirder than Prince, David Bowie, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Annie Lennox.
But they are singers, that is what they do.
When I sing, everyone in the world kills themselves. - ArigatoKawaii

Can I be the first to point out that Dora wouldn't have the IQ to make this account and instead just take a million years doing this-

*types in d* See? D is the first letter of my name,d is pronounced duh in Spanish! Now,time for the o,can you see the o?

You can? Wow.

*types in o* O is a round letter,like a donut and it is the second letter of my name! We only have the r and a,then my second name,then the password,email and the profile to go!

*typea in r* R is the third letter... - DapperPickle

Well noted lol. You should be a critic. - TwilightKitsune

Then K. - EspioTheChameleon

Wait! She is 6 year old and have account? O-ow... Her parents will ground her... - visitor

I've watched some Dora along time ago as a kid but not anymore. I enjoyed Spongebob more back than. - visitor

Yep I have to admit I also watched it but I was really young then. - Oliveleaf

This is HILARIOUS! I love reading this! 😂 - MLPFan

So, what's her profile pic? Herself? - visitor

Yeah I suppose. If she's smart enough to know how that works - TwilightKitsune

Um... why all the Dora hate, I'm curious - ProPanda

Okay this was funny. I gotta try this with Huey from the Boondocks - Mcgillacuddy

Hating on Dora? Wait until a few Dora fans learn about this. - Zizz

She has no fans lol - TwilightKitsune

This is amazing! I'm crying with laughter at my desk right now! - Wolftail

It's beautiful - TwilightKitsune

Actually Dora is 7 - Discord1

I guess since Dora is so dumb she can't remember her age - Discord1

Would it be fair to say that if Dora had a top tens account everyone would troll her? - visitor

Yeah, I guess - TwilightKitsune

If anyone was a real user, they wouldn't share with everyone that they did something illegal. - Oliveleaf

Unless they were as dumb as Dora - TwilightKitsune

Masterpiece! - TopTener

This is funny, making fun of Dora The Explorer is really fun! She would be a troll, so she might be banned if admin realizes it. - AnimeDrawer

Dora would turn them into stone. - EspioTheChameleon

This is funny - visitor

HAHAAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂 - Ultron123

I laughed out loud and I got in trouble. It was worth it. - Ultron123

Do one for Foxy from FNAF! - Ultron123

Even better, his butthurt fans! - TwilightKitsune

Hm…yeah. - Ultron123

I LOVE THIS! - JPK

Me too - TwilightKitsune

Lol, please make another... u are genius! - EliHbk

thanks - TwilightKitsune

I'm Chuck E. Cheese - ChuckECheese

Hi - TwilightKitsune

Make one for Bloom! If not, Barbie! - MLPFan

Done - TwilightKitsune

Dora is now curently on the hospital. She has cancer. This cancer is caused by eating too much friend chincken from KFC. Let's interview her now!

Reporter :"Do you regret your actions for eating 1000 fried chicken, miss? "
Dora :"I regret nothing! "
Reporter :"Why? "
Dora :*silence*
Reporter :"Well guess she's dead."
Nickelodeon :"Finally! We should celebrate this day! " - PurpleFox

. Though I love KFC - TwilightKitsune

П😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 - visitor

Make one for Rainbow Dash or Mr. Krabs(you can choose to do one, both, or none). - AnimeDrawer

Do barney the dinosaur - visitor

LOL - visitor

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