Stupidest Things About Dora the Explorer


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21 The map

I Seriously Wanna Tear This Thing To Shreds - JPK

I'm the map I'm the map sereously what kind of song is - Mrsantaclaw33033

One episode "the map" thinks the milky way galaxy is faraway. what is wrong with him we live on the $#*T@** galaxy this whole time

22 Her Brother Is Diego

Umm... Actually sir, Diego is actually Dora's cousin but that doesn't help the fact that Diego is just as annoying as his female counterpart (Well, at least he doesn't look like he got selected for the pink team on the biggest loser. )

Diego should be Dora's brother because the look almost alike and they both yell.

Diego is her stupid brother/cousin who has his own retarded show and also has own retarded sidekick (a stupid jaguar).

Isn't Sonic the Hedgehog supposed to be the older brother of Amy Rose?

Actually Diego Is Dora's Cousin - JPK

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23 Dora is Stupid

Dora is the stupidest character ever. She has to ask a map to see a mountain right in front of her face.

24 She Can't Find Things When It's Like 1 Inch Away from Her

All those zeroes are covering up the advertisement. Seriously, this is so true. I bet she can't find something that is one millimeter in front of her.

Exactly. She won't even notice a spider crawling up her arm if her life depended on it. She needs some serious help. - Powerfulgirl10

I brought this up 9 spaces so that "shes a girl" will be lower - lolingdog9000


25 Dora's Annoying Voice

I totally agree.

I totally agree.

I know right?! I'm 11'years old and I'm way to old for this poop. I was at my friends house and her little sister was watching it and the volume was really high so I was just covering my ears the whole time, and I felt like I would literally punch the T.V.. This show is complete poop. - #FanGirlSlappy❤️

26 Her Head Is Twice the Size As Her Body

Her head is really two times bigger than her body, you know

I want her neck to break from the weight

Why on earth is her head so huge!?!? - WWEfanJayden

Her head is sooo big that it could explode any second.

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27 She Makes Parents Look Stupid

She doesn't even asks her parents to go out of the house! - Jessicarabbit

Her parents ARE stupid actually. - Powerfulgirl10

I know right?!

28 When you try to say what your favorite part of the adventure was, it gets interrupted

I never even had a favorite part, EVER...

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29 Stupid Songs

I totally agree with the Map and Backpack being retards and the two-year-old- singing better than Dora comments.

Both of her songs are worse than Baby by Justin Bieber! - AlecS172

A 2 year old could sing better

Forest farm blueberry hill
Fartest Fart Blueberry kill

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30 She Has a Stupid Pet Monkey

Boots is like a dumb spoiled brat.

This is the millionth time I heard about boots

I bet she'll eventually get ebola

I don't think he's her pet, but he's still really dumb. - Powerfulgirl10

31 Dora's We Did It Dance

Her dance is so bad

Imagine if it was the gangnam style dance?

That would be even worse

Dora: WE DID IT!
Me: You're nasty.

Serious, that song sounds like sex, and her dance is crap.

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32 She Can't Dance

Swinging arms back and forth and turning her body? BOO! Even I could dance better than her!

I can really dance better than her.

Shame to all pro dancers.

I dance amazing she shakes her fat ass back and forth

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33 She's Ugly

Dora is fat, ugly, fat, boring, ugly, air-headed, ugly and ugly. Did I mention ugly!?

Even more hideous than Meg Griffin even though they look a like

Dora is so ugly and so stupid every time you watch shis show she needs your help every time I'm sick of her


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34 She Has a Terrible Singing Voice

She sucks at singing, even the girl from hot problems sing better than her.

She sound like dumb baby

She sucks at singing I bet the pros will throw her in the trash can and then get sent to the dumpster then the truck and into the factory where she's burned to death

No! Just, no! Screaming goats sing way better.

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35 Where did Boots get his boots?

He got his boots from his mom's vagina

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36 We Used to Like Her

We watched Dora all the time and the original episode's I like her when she was a nice and caring who always saying funny and likes what her parents do for her this new Dora is just plain stupid and asks dumb questions unlike Dora from the old episode's this Dora deaf/ blind and will kill anything who gets in her way

I can't believe I used to like this dumb girl's T.V. show as a kid! - Powerfulgirl10

This happened to me and I'm so mad.

She was just a funny girl in season's 1 and 2 nowdays she's blind deaf and dumb person

37 Her Friends

At our school, squirrels are robbing lunches. Imagine if Dora went there and a squirrel robbed her and Dora said WHY IS TICO LIKE SWIPER?!

Where are her actual friends?! Like PEOPLE friends?!?! - Thatgirl

Also, more about the squirrel. He once broke into a lunch just to get an orange. He also kills baby BIRDS. Whenever my teacher says PUT YOUR LUNCHES IN THE TUB THERE IS A SQUIRREL, everyone freaks out. He shishkababed a sandwich. Good thing he doesn't make his home out of Minecraft head costumes...

She had NO human friends in Dora the Explorer. And then in Dora and Friends: Into the City, her friends are really crappy.

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38 Her Voice

When ever she sounds like a donkey with a sore throat!

Me too! A donkey with a sore throat! How about she also sounded like a sheep and a duck throat singing in a donkey and a cow's voice, as if they had sore throats, heart attacks, and very bad cancer (not to be rude).

Lol I seriously agree

She sounds like Morton Koopa Jr,Wendy O(The T.V. show one),Amy Rose,a donkey,Pearl Krabs,and a Flower that ate a sponge that ate a cow who swallowed a bee and got stung

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39 She Is Boring

Dora is so boring

Arthur is boring too

Unfortunately I had to watch it with my cousins when they came over.


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40 She Does the Same Dance Moves Every Time.

Dora is recycling dance moves that will bore your kids.

It Gets Annoying FAST - JPK


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