Top Ten Stupidest Things for an American to Say to an Asian

The Top Ten

1 Even a six year old has better grammar then you.

I used to have awful grammar when I was 6 or 7 (I'm Asian), so people ALWAYS used to correct me. - Catacorn

They could be just learning english - Nateawesomeness

Say that to me and I will kill you. (Not for real. Not a death threat)
PS I'm Chinese. - Ultron123

Come on we have to learn English.I am an asian.Beside my mother language I automatically learnt two languages,without any classes or courses.I had to learn two languages more.And one of them is English..Plus I was taught to speak British English and Now I follow American English.So its quite hard for me to speak good english.But I am glad that none of the foreigners insulted me for my English. - zxm

2 Are all of your citizens identical brothers and sister?

Umm, no. - RoseWeasley

People who ask me "Are you related to ___? " when I never knew that person in the 1st place! Are stupidheads! And think that Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese, Thai, Japanese, Filipinos, Lao, Cambodians... all look the same.

Yes they look the same,but they have diffrent familys - Nateawesomeness

3 Why do you eat such adorable animals, you should get executed!

Most Asians don't eat cats or dogs! - ElSherlock

1. Not all Asians eat dogs or cats.
2. You probably eat pigs, cows, and chickens, so why can’t Asians eat dogs and cats? - RoseWeasley

I've only eaten an adorable animal once (rabbit), and I ate it because I didn't know it was rabbit meat (if I knew I wouldn't eat it) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Dude I'm Chinese I hate people eating dogs and cats, not all Chinese are like that

4 Aren't ching and chong the only two words in your country's dictonaries?

Not at all. There’s also Ramen, Sushi, Anime, Made In, North Korea is Best Korea, & Kawaii. - RoseWeasley

I'm sure a book Has nore then one page - Nateawesomeness

I'm Asian, but I'm not Chinese, so there's no chings and chongs in the language I speak (Actually, I'm PARTLY Chinese, but Chinese isn't my main language) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I think by asian you meant Chinese or Japaneses.Cause I am an asian and we don't have Ching or Chong - zxm

5 The police officers are dumb in your country, they don't even use normal handcuffs!

Oh How Do They Ever throw someone in the slammer - Nateawesomeness

6 I'm just a trying to inform you about your safety, but your kind should never be in NASCAR.

Unless you get glasses ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Nateawesomeness

7 Your government is very cruel, why can't I chew gum in your land?

Actually,North Korea is slightly worse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Nateawesomeness

8 Your eyes are pointing the wrong way, you should probably get plastic surgery.

So,what do two parrellel trees look like in your view - Nateawesomeness

9 Your kung fu classes does not help you in any way, it just teaches you to be a violent, merciless, monster.

Did you mean asian as a japanese and/or chinese? cause in our country about less than 2 % people actually learn Kung Fu or Karate And most people find it boring. I am an asian. And not from Japan,Korea,China or India - zxm

Just stay with karate so you can get your *ss kicked by diffrent countrys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Nateawesomeness

10 Why do you celebrate new years with dragons, they aren't even real, stop trying to summon them

Hey my country doesn't celebrate new years with dragon. - zxm

I'm Indian, and no we don't do this. - TwilightKitsune

@Nateawesomeness,you mean I shouldn't say this to other asians,like Japan or Chinese - zxm

The Contenders

11 Please don’t eat my dog!

I wouldn't dream of eating your girlfriend. - RoseWeasley

There are Asian dog owners!

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