Top Ten Stupidest Things for an American to Say to an Asian

The Top Ten
1 Even a six year old has better grammar then you.

Come on we have to learn English.I am an asian.Beside my mother language I automatically learnt two languages,without any classes or courses.I had to learn two languages more.And one of them is English..Plus I was taught to speak British English and Now I follow American English.So its quite hard for me to speak good english.But I am glad that none of the foreigners insulted me for my English.

They could be just learning english

2 Are all of your citizens identical brothers and sister?

People who ask me "Are you related to ___? " when I never knew that person in the 1st place! Are stupidheads! And think that Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese, Thai, Japanese, Filipinos, Lao, Cambodians... all look the same.

3 Why do you eat such adorable animals, you should get executed!

I've only eaten an adorable animal once (rabbit), and I ate it because I didn't know it was rabbit meat (if I knew I wouldn't eat it)

Dude I'm Chinese I hate people eating dogs and cats, not all Chinese are like that

1. Not all Asians eat dogs or cats.
2. You probably eat pigs, cows, and chickens, so why can’t Asians eat dogs and cats?

Most Asians don't eat cats or dogs!

4 Aren't ching and chong the only two words in your country's dictonaries?

I'm Asian, but I'm not Chinese, so there's no chings and chongs in the language I speak (Actually, I'm PARTLY Chinese, but Chinese isn't my main language)

I think by asian you meant Chinese or Japaneses.Cause I am an asian and we don't have Ching or Chong

5 The police officers are dumb in your country, they don't even use normal handcuffs!

Oh How Do They Ever throw someone in the slammer

6 I'm just a trying to inform you about your safety, but your kind should never be in NASCAR.
7 Your government is very cruel, why can't I chew gum in your land?
8 Your eyes are pointing the wrong way, you should probably get plastic surgery.
9 Your kung fu classes does not help you in any way, it just teaches you to be a violent, merciless, monster.

Did you mean asian as a japanese and/or chinese? cause in our country about less than 2 % people actually learn Kung Fu or Karate And most people find it boring. I am an asian. And not from Japan,Korea,China or India

10 Why do you celebrate new years with dragons, they aren't even real, stop trying to summon them

Hey my country doesn't celebrate new years with dragon.

I'm Indian, and no we don't do this.

@Nateawesomeness,you mean I shouldn't say this to other asians,like Japan or Chinese

The Contenders
11 Please don’t eat my dog!

I wouldn't dream of eating your girlfriend.

There are Asian dog owners!

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