Stupidest Things People Say

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The Top Ten

1 "It isn't what happens to you that matters; it's how you perceive it."

Do they just not want to accept that some things in life they will not like? Not everything has to be good. There are just some things in life that are bad, and that's that.

Sometimes things which are bad are bad, they don't need any special outlook. - Kiteretsunu

2 "It'll get better."
3 "Think positive."
4 "Because you got to."
5 "The customer is always right."

What if he says 2+2=5? Or what if he says that his change is 10 K? Or he throws a brick at your head?

And you are allways worng because you are weirdo

6 "Kill them with kindness."

A flying heart wouldn't be enough to kill a person, god damn it. - StephanTheIdiot

Or a gun or a mullet want ever works

7 "If we spend less time together, that will make our time together even more special."
8 "Everything happens for a reason."

Sanjay and Craig happened for no reason.

9 "We're pregnant!"
10 "Things can't get any worse."

And it does it can be any worse than this

The Newcomers

? "You are what you eat."

The Contenders

11 "You suck"
12 "Boys don't cry"

Only if a girl breaks their hearts that is...

13 "MLP: FiM is the best show ever!"

Oh god worst list ever I'm leaving this list bye

14 "Just a moment"
15 "I didn't ask you"
16 "Justin viewer is better than you"
17 "What?"
18 "I'm confused"
19 "You smell"
20 "I'm 5 minutes away"
21 "You are a kid"
22 "Case Closed"

I hate people who say that ( like they are lawyers or something ) when they want to stop a debate. They can't answer or their are so stuck in their opinions that they have to use this stopword. Worst of all is that they think that they're intelligent by saying that because they 're pretty sure that their are right.

23 "There's not much in the way of sun today."

The weather forecasters say: "Cloudy weather, there's not much in the way of sun."
Surely if there's "not much in the way of sun" it means it's a sunny day, doesn't it...? - Britgirl

24 "A watched kettle never boils."

Yes it does. - Britgirl

25 "I didn't come here to be insulted!"

Why, where do you normally go? - Britgirl

26 "Wendy is the best portrayal of women in the Mario series"
27 "Wendy is prettier than discount Peach"
28 "I just peed my pants"

If you pee your pants please just say nothing

29 "Donald Trump is the best President ever"
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