Stupidest Things People Say

The Top Ten

1 "It isn't what happens to you that matters; it's how you perceive it."

Do they just not want to accept that some things in life they will not like? Not everything has to be good. There are just some things in life that are bad, and that's that.

Sometimes things which are bad are bad, they don't need any special outlook.

2 "It'll get better."

3 "Think positive."

4 "Because you got to."

5 "The customer is always right."

What if he says 2+2=5? Or what if he says that his change is 10 K? Or he throws a brick at your head?

6 "Kill them with kindness."

A flying heart wouldn't be enough to kill a person, god damn it.

Or a gun or a mullet want ever works

7 "If we spend less time together, that will make our time together even more special."

8 "We're pregnant!"

Because it's the woman who's pregnant, not the man.

9 "Everything happens for a reason."

Sanjay and Craig happened for no reason.

10 "Donald Trump is the best President ever"

Id shoot anyone who says this

This is obvious

The Contenders

11 "Things can't get any worse."

And it does it can be any worse than this

12 "You suck"

13 "Boys don't cry"

Only if a girl breaks their hearts that is...

14 "MLP: FiM is the best show ever!"

Oh god worst list ever I'm leaving this list bye

15 "Just a moment"

16 "I didn't ask you"

17 "What's your fortnite name?"

Shut up I don't play that kid
Kid: you are missing outtt
Me: just like your hairline

18 "Justin viewer is better than you"

19 "What?"

20 "I'm confused"

21 "You smell"

22 "I'm 5 minutes away"

23 "You are a kid"

24 "Case Closed"

I hate people who say that ( like they are lawyers or something ) when they want to stop a debate. They can't answer or their are so stuck in their opinions that they have to use this stopword. Worst of all is that they think that they're intelligent by saying that because they 're pretty sure that their are right.

25 "There's not much in the way of sun today."

The weather forecasters say: "Cloudy weather, there's not much in the way of sun."
Surely if there's "not much in the way of sun" it means it's a sunny day, doesn't it...?

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