Top Ten Stupidest Things to Say About Metal

The Top Ten

1 It is just a bunch of screaming

Metal is nowadays.

2 All the lyrics are about worshiping the devil and having sex with Satan

3 It's just smashing guitars

4 It's just loud guitars

5 It takes no skill

6 James Hetfield is a wannabe Justin Bieber

7 Metal bands sold their souls to Satan

8 It only appeals to criminals and drug addicts

9 Metalheads try to intimidate people with the way they dress

10 It's just loud drums

The Contenders

11 Miley Cyrus is a much better role model than all of the members in Slayer

12 You're going to hell if you listen to metal every day

13 Black Sabbath sucks. Try One Direction instead

14 How come they haven't banned metal yet?

15 Nobody likes heavy metal

16 It's not music

17 It's just noise

18 It's satanic

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