Top Ten Stupidest Things to Say to a Dog

The Top Ten

1 Do not eat me I am not your food

2 Goodbye my scruffy little prince

3 I'm trading you for a cat

4 Shut up

5 What's up pimp

6 Peace out

7 Suck my dictionary

8 Don't make me bite you

9 No more cute stuff

10 Shut your meathole

The Contenders

11 Beige

12 Ugly dog

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