Top 10 Stupidest Things to Say During a Job Interview

The Top Ten

1 Did you used to work at McDonald's?

This would especially be funny if you were at a job interview for McDonalds...

2 I fart like 24/7 so beware, I might stink up the whole damn place

Try this! You'll definitely get hired!

3 One time I met Elmo and he slapped me because I was too ugly

4 What I do for a living is just play video games, that's about it...

5 I love to rip people's eardrums with my horrible singing

6 I film videos on YouTube complaining about how N'Sync makes horrible music

You sound just like everyone with a YouTube account. I like that. You're hired.

I make YouTube videos complaining about how my haters suck

7 I usually do bad in singing Britney Spears songs

8 This is Sparta!

Manager: well sir you will be putting this suit on and be out side advertising okay.

9 Boy, you're one lousy man

10 Since I work here now, YOU'RE FIRED!

The Contenders

11 Do I have to come to work fully clothed?

12 So when will I get paid?

13 I don't want this job

14 I'm an idiot

15 I think Hitler was a pretty cool guy

16 Are you a man or a woman?

17 I’m lazy, I hate people, and my spouse says that I’m the biggest idiot. Anyway, I saw that workers needed sign and thought I’d come by to work for a day or two

Good luck finding a job bro, your sure gonna need the luck

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