Top 10 Stupidest Things to Say During a Job Interview
The Top Ten
1 Did you used to work at McDonald's?
This would especially be funny if you were at a job interview for McDonalds...
2 I fart like 24/7 so beware, I might stink up the whole damn place
Try this! You'll definitely get hired!
3 One time I met Elmo and he slapped me because I was too ugly
4 What I do for a living is just play video games, that's about it...
5 I love to rip people's eardrums with my horrible singing
6 I film videos on YouTube complaining about how N'Sync makes horrible music
You sound just like everyone with a YouTube account. I like that. You're hired.
I make YouTube videos complaining about how my haters suck
7 I usually do bad in singing Britney Spears songs
8 This is Sparta!
Manager: well sir you will be putting this suit on and be out side advertising okay.
9 Boy, you're one lousy man
10 Since I work here now, YOU'RE FIRED!
The Contenders
11 Do I have to come to work fully clothed?
12 So when will I get paid?
13 I don't want this job
14 I'm an idiot
15 I think Hitler was a pretty cool guy
16 Are you a man or a woman?
17 I’m lazy, I hate people, and my spouse says that I’m the biggest idiot. Anyway, I saw that workers needed sign and thought I’d come by to work for a day or two
Good luck finding a job bro, your sure gonna need the luck
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