Top Ten Stupidest Things to Say to a Police OfficerHeavyDonkeyKong
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I need to get high so I can go to the strip club and rape some girls after hours!
Some will, some won't :P - Ananya
I think they would.
And we can be best buddies in prison as well! - TwilightKitsune
Wow - Gehenna
*Interrupted by Breaking News bulletin on Police Time T.V.*
"And news just in. A man was admitted to hospital today after a gunman, high on crack, shot him in the a*s ehole. Police are now looking into it..." - Britgirl
Only if you have Zygarde Complete. - HeavyDonkeyKong
Ok, that's funny.
Police your in jail you say why police no talking
First, call 911 and tell them what you're doing. Second, activate the alarm. Third, sit there.
And the last one, and the last one, and the one before that, and the one 5 cops ago. -Me
You could get in very severe trouble
What do you mean you thought I'd shoot you and thus you shot me?
I think they'll just laugh and take out the handcuffs..For ya - Ananya
ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE IS A COP NAMED DANIEL! HE WILL KILL YOU IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE!
Ugandan knuckles even
DO U NO DE WEY?
THIS IS SPARTA - yungstirjoey666
Haha the simplicity and the cheek of this is so funny :D - Britgirl
Surest way to get shot. - sprotz
That would be just ridiculous 🙃
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2. I am going to go molest this girl. Can you hold her down for me please?
3. Can I borrow some money please? I need to buy some drugs.
2. Can I borrow some money please? I need to buy some drugs.
3. I am going to go molest this girl. Can you hold her down for me please?
2. Welcome to my world bitch
3. Get out of my face