Top Ten Stupidest Things to Say to a Police Officer
The Top Ten
1 Hey Officer! That guy just stole my marijuana!!
2 I am going to go molest this girl. Can you hold her down for me please?
3 Can I borrow some money please? I need to buy some drugs.
4 I just stabbed somebody. Can you go get my fingerprints off of the knife please?
5 Wanna go help me rob this bank together? We can split the cash!!
And we can be best buddies in prison as well!
I think they would.
6 I'm high.
*Interrupted by Breaking News bulletin on Police Time T.V.*
"And news just in. A man was admitted to hospital today after a gunman, high on crack, shot him in the a*s ehole. Police are now looking into it..."
7 By the power of the moon I shall punish you
8 Yo, man! Do you have an Ash-Greninja that you can trade to my pirated copy of Pokemon Sun And Moon?
9 Welcome to my world bitch
10 Get out of my face
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11 Kiss my butt
12 Bite me
13 Do you know any tips on how to rob a bank?
First, call 911 and tell them what you're doing. Second, activate the alarm. Third, sit there.
14 My slave just ran away! i need you to catch him!
15 I'm a Special Snowflake, and you are Triggering me with your Microaggressions!
16 Leave me alone
17 I'm thinking of murdering my wife. Do you know a spot where nobody else but me will hear her screams?
18 I'm going to go koopa troopa on you
19 I'm going to go knuckles on you
20 I'm going to go Spartan on you
21 Oh thank you very much! That's terrific! The last cop only gave me a warning too!
And the last one, and the last one, and the one before that, and the one 5 cops ago. -Me
22 I stole this car, but I just dropped the keys. Can you please help me find them?
Police your in jail you say why police no talking
23 I have a gun. Here, let me show it to you
What do you mean you thought I'd shoot you and thus you shot me?
You could get in very severe trouble
24 What happened was I reached down to pick up my bag of crack but then my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the gas and brake pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
25 If you weren't a cop I'd be raping you right now
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