Stupidest Things Schools Ban


The Top Ten

1 Regular Clothes

Uniforms are just a waste of money for the school and the government. They don't even DO anything! And then I read this Scholastic article on uniforms at a elementary school in NJ, and some little girl they interviewed said "I think the school made a great decision". Wha? And, you'd have to wear the same uniform every day! And if you rip your uniform or lose it, whatever, you can get SUSPENDED. This is crazy. Stop the madness! - Joansb

I didn't came to school for fashion, I came to learn. - Delgia2k

So true! An even worse they make you pay for the clothes on money you could be spending on video games - RockStarr

Always very hard for me to wear undershirts (I'm in Australia). Trying to wear an Arsenal shirt means I have to wear another shirt that's roughly the same colour as my uniform to hide it, it's ludicrous! - AGK

Yes, I have a hard time peeing thanks to jeans, thank gosh I am homeschooled - Maddox121

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2 Chewing Gum

Thanks to those idiots who stick gum everywhere. - SamuiNeko

I guess I can get it to a certain point. But it's still a pretty stupid rule. I mean, maybe certain people shouldn't be ALOUD to chew it, like if they stick it in someone's hair, but not EVERYONE! - dipperpinesfangirl618

That's actually the tamest way that school systems express their laziness. - Lmrpirate

It probably wouldn't be banned if some of the kids weren't so lazy and threw away the gum in the trash instead of sticking it under the desks.

I love gum - Adventurur2

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3 Music

We weren't even allowed to listen to music while working until last year. Seriously, what's wrong with it? I get that some people get distracted, but if anything, I feel like I work better with music. It's not like I'm playing it out loud to the whole class.

Unless you was in a special needs school. The teachers had some music.

That's one of a kind

Music helps to stimulate the mind - Picklesthekitten45

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4 Swearing

At my school there are tales of kids getting detention for literally saying "What the" and that's all, but people usually swear when there aren't any teachers around and get off scot-free. I've never sworn at school before. And yes, my school is strict.

That's a good thing swearing is a bad example - Gh_player

They are just words. They worry about not that bad words but don't give attention to actual slurs. Also, it will make you feel better if you swear after getting hurt. - 445956

When I was in grade 5 "attack" was a cuss word - B0S5J4M3S

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5 Hats

I think they're worried that the student behind you won't be able to see the teacher. But really, I am the 3rd smallest in the class behind the 6th tallest and I have to twist my head to see. Why bother with hats. Just strategically seating chart and everything is fixed - Joansb

Not sure how you can sneak a rifle under a hat? - Skullkid755

A teacher told me it was because teachers whould not recognize who is who...i doubt they would not know who is who though - Batmaniscole

I wore my beanie to school and only my LA teacher told me to take it off. The other teachers didn’t care that I was wearing a hat

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6 Talking

Freedom of speech for the win!

If talking was banned, how can teachers talk to students and tell them what to do? - TwilightKitsune

What?! The first amendment doesn't say your allowed to talk when your teacher is breaking his or her back trying to teach you! - GrimmShady

You do realize that talking to other classmates could potentially be used to help a child learn about the subject of the way the teacher teaches isn't getting through to them specifically (or if said way of teaching is horrible in general), right? - Lmrpirate

Ok they have banned this. Why are schools trying to take away our first amendment rights? I'm so glad I'm homeschooled.

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7 Energy Drinks

Nobody in my school really drinks these but they are banned, or at least frowned upon. But soda is allowed.

I don't know why they won't sell Monster in my school. I know that you need to be 12 to drink it but they can't restrict it just the high schoolers since we shaare the same school - AlphaQ

Mountain Dew? - Nateawesomeness

8 YouTube YouTube YouTube is a global video-sharing website headquartered in San Bruno, California, United States. The service was created by three former PayPal employees in February 2005. In November 2006, it was bought by Google for US$1.65 billion.

Youtube isn't blocked at my school, but people in my classes just look up music videos and John Cena memes and play them really loudly, because kids in my class are the type that always does dumb things, and then the last 30 minutes of class is always the teacher grilling everyone on behaviour.

What, school can't afford to have stronger wifi when students are watching videos?

First, it was just set on Educational Mode, then blocked, unblocked, then Restricted mode could be turned off. - Pegasister12

This is the most stupidest thing about school - WWEWBMortalKombatFan

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9 Tippex

This is banned from my school. Apparently too messy.

10 Phones

My school is getting stricter each day about this. If a teacher sees you with a phone that they only allow in your locker, they will send you to the meanest assistant principle ever who makes a huge deal out of school by the way, and she'll yell at you for hours straight. Even if your checking your phone at your locker she will yell at you. This rule honestly drives me insane. - The_Violist

In my school, it depends on the teacher. I say just allow students to have phones in class as long as you pay attention.

In my school they let us have our phones during each passing time in between each class so this one doesn't really effect me

At my school they didn’t even let kids take out their phones at lunch. - railfan99

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11 Leggings
12 The Bible

The reason why the Bible is banned is because of the Freedom FROM Religion Foundation, a group that has a specific hatred towards Christianity and wants to rid it from America. Surprising how Christianity has only 2 pages in average Social Studies textbooks while every other religion has a whole chapter for it. Bible study was PERFECTLY LEGAL until the FFRF came.

While religion should not be compulsory to everyone, banning textbooks is just horribly insensitive. - Swellow

Well, religion IS banned in most schools

A literally flawless book is banned. - GrimmShady

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13 Coffee

School will be very tiring for teachers and students alike, but you could also have nice cup of hot tea - Picklesthekitten45

Who would even drink coffee at school? Unless you're a teacher? - SkullKid101

I don't even drink coffee,i'm only in middle - Nateawesomeness

I've seen people hiding coffee in their desk, and the coffee was for the parents...hehe.

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14 Hugging

I've hugged 6 people at once and the teacher said nothing - AlphaQ

15 Google Google Google is an American multinational technology company specializing in Internet-related services and products. These include online advertising technologies, search, cloud computing, and software.
16 Dictionary

Aren't dictionaries important in a classroom? Especially English. Why would you ban those? - Luxam

It's because people look up sexual words and giggle at them, instead of paying attention to the teacher. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

My high school English class made good use of dictionaries. Why ban them, for crying out loud?! - PositronWildhawk

Ban a dictionary at school? Why don't they just ban schoolwork altogether?

It because it get teenagers sexual attention - Maddox121

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17 Urinals

That's good. Those things are disgusting.

I never use urinals - railfan99

I'm a girl, so...

18 Pokemon Cards

At my Elementary school, I was in a gang of 5th graders who traded Pokemon cards, and it was 5th grade only. Just because the younger kids at my school are really stupid and always whine, cry, and beg for free EX cards. When we told them, " Sorry, only 5th grade " or " We only trade cards, we don't give them out for free " They got mad and told the teachers. A couple days later our stupid principal banned them. But I go to middle school now... so hopefully we can start this card thing again!

Me and my friends were trading Pokémon cards on the playground, though we are not allowed to. Then, this girl came over and said, " You guys are allowed to trade cards, you know." Then I say, " Actually, we aren't." ( She was new here and a teacher already gave her a warning.) She ignored me. The next day, at recess that girl started checking her cards RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TEACHERS! She got in trouble.

This has actually happened. - RiverClanRocks

Did you know at my school, Any card games wether it be poker or something good like MtG, Pokemon etc ay considered gambling. - YourWaifuSucks

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19 Tag

Not in elementary.but I'm not in elementary - Nateawesomeness

20 Dyed/Differently Coloured Hair

If it weren't a rule, I would have electric blue colored hair instead of this nasty dark brown hair I have now. Then again, my mother wouldn't let me because she thinks I'm still a kid. I'm 13, a teen! - Pegasister12

Honestly. If you didn't know about this, you're kind of dumb. It's stupid to ban this from schools. People have freedom of their hair colour! - iiKyodaiKickz

I always draw my cartoon self with purple hair, but my natural hair is black - Maddox121

Eh, I'm okay with my brown hair.

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21 Headphones

Actually, I brought mine and it hung on my neck for the whole day, with no music though. - Fandom_Lover

I always bring these in school! Especially when you have to do projects!

Like guys music can make you focused but why not have it in school

No way I would NOT take my headphones! - SkullKid101

22 Wikipedia

Schools shouldn't stop students from reading it - instead they should help them to understand that they should only trust Wikipedia content when it is backed up with a reliable source. Vandalism of Wikipedia from school computers is also a problem, though Wikipedia admins can block the IP addresses from editing if it happens. - Entranced98

Wikipedia's blocked for good reason it's not factual at all. - BoredJeff02

23 Spotify Spotify
24 Makeup

That is so pointless. Its not like the kids are going to actually apply it in class.

What was the point of banning makeup?! - GrimmShady

Why would they ban makeup for the students when the teachers can wear it all they long and apply it all day long while if we even wear 1 inch of lip gloss, we get suspended... I say that is a load of bullcrap

At my school we can only wear lip balm

25 Snowball Fights

At my brother's school, they let you make snowballs, but didn't let you throw them. What you gonna do with those snowballs, huh? - PositronWildhawk

Your brother is lucky. We weren't even allowed to PICK UP the snow! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

What is life if you can't throw snowballs?

Really, I've only seen snow once. We weren't allowed to play in it, but only got to play after the snow was gone. Pretty messed up, unless the snow was polluted or something.

When I was in year 5, Some people made a snowman and an igloo, and then had a massive snowball ight with the school next door to us.

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26 Being Emo

I actually had a teacher tell me that if I wouldn't wipe the eom look off my face then I would get OSS for a week. Teachers just ADORE the snobby popular girls. They HATE me. They get mad if they hear me to about a song just because it has a depressing tone. I was talking about a friend at one point and I said the word cut. The teacher said she couldn't stand my emo attitude anymore. Geez it wasn't like I was talking about anything bad I was talking about a solution to a dungeon in a Zelda game. She LITTERALLY says I assume u won't say bad not so jive things anymore and I wasn't saying anything bad. She said that to one kid who cussed her out and I tried so hard not to laugh. Serves her right.

Probably because everyone on this site is emo. - DCfnaf

You are such a jerk, teacher. Being emo isn't a crime and there should be some problems happening to them latey which makes them emo. - MChkflaguard_Yt

Good, they should be banned from every public place, not just schools. Go slit your wrists to BVB somewhere else. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

27 Fidget Spinners
28 Boots
29 High Heels
30 Animals

This is a good thing. Allergies and flues can spread from animals. - Swellow

31 Non Uniform Shoes

We have the right to wear whatever footwear we want.

32 Going to the Bathroom

This is getting weird..

33 Pens

I use pens to write. It is compulsory in my school so it will be absolutely hard for me to get used to pencils. - MChkflaguard_Yt

I absolutely HATE the way normal pencils feel. Whenever I tell a teacher, they don't care. - railfan99

34 Hairstyle

I think some black girl like myself got kicked out of school for her natural textured hair, that's stupid... We can't control our hair texture unless if you straighten it or get it treated. - PrincessKiana

Some schools ban hairstyles for family values. If you ask me it is pointless and stupid. - Swellow

This is the stupidest rule and also the most pointless at are school ther are rules about hairstyles
1-NO dye (Sucks)
2-NO upper hair more then 2 cm (Sucks)
3-NO boys having long hair (Actuly a good rule but no one does that)
4-No girls having short hair (I don't know obout thet I'm not a girl)
5-NEVER Dye yor hair:Black,Pink,Green,Yelow,White or any ectreme hair colors alowed (don't know don't care)

There there are

Banning dyed hair in my opinion is not a bad rule, at least it stopped a lot of annoying scene kids. - MChkflaguard_Yt

35 Video Games

You shouldn't be able to have them in class but at lunch or recess should be ok

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36 Playing Tag

In my old school they banned tag as one kid fell down and got hurt - TwilightKitsune

37 Twerking

I agree with this being banned.

38 Beyblades
39 Henna
40 Kendamas

They are a Japanese toy, they're very popular around where I live an the schools there. Unfortunately the school district banned it because at recess people were playing with them and they should have been getting exercise... - Joansb

My school allows it as long as you don't smack people upside the head with it. - Pegasister12

41 Showing Your Shoulder

Seriously, what kind of school does this? And why the shoulder?

Probably more conservative schools make this rule. - GrimmShady

Before, the schools here make you wear a uniform until our wrists! - Fandom_Lover

No tank tops., showing your shoulders is super inappropriete! NOT.

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42 Ipads

At our school, kids can use iPads. However, they are the school's iPads, and only have educational stuff on there. Eh, whatever, I'll finish this math puzzle before Plants vs Zombies...

My school gives an ipad to each kids kindergarden to 8th grade - Batmaniscole

43 Facebook

The question is...why wouldn't you ban this?

This actually needs to get banned. - MChkflaguard_Yt

This shouldn't be on the list

44 Sandals

As long as you don't wear socks with sandals - Picklesthekitten45

Woah wOahu wah sandals seriously

45 Instagram
46 TV
47 Twitter Twitter Twitter is an online news and social networking service where users post and interact with messages, "tweets," restricted to 140 characters.
48 Bing
49 Flip Flops
50 Below Knee-Length Shorts

If it's halfway to your knees, then it's fine. - anonygirl

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1. Regular Clothes
2. Phones
3. Music
1. The Bible
2. Urinals
3. Hugging
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