Top 10 Stupidest Things in Video Games

xandermartin98
This can include both design choices and also incredibly dumb plot premises

(and also everything in-between)

The Top Ten

1 Complete lack of collision detection, reverse speed limit and enemy racer AI in Big Rigs

Would you rather go over the road, under the road or THROUGH the road? - xandermartin98

2 Falling off of ledges and dying in midair in Action 52 (also, the premises for most of its games)

"Now you're a dead whale shooting at flaming pigs-in-a-blanket" - xandermartin98

3 The "plot" of Hong Kong 97

I honestly cannot think of a plot more interesting and complex than the one of this masterpiece - kempokid

4 Undertale completely forgetting to provide adaptive difficulty for the Neutral and Genocide runs

Also, forgetting to have actual boss fights for Genocide outside of Sans and Undyne - xandermartin98

5 Parappa 2's storyline about a fat weeaboo kid attempting to transform the entire Earth into noodles

"Slurp it, suck it, we know you all like it" - xandermartin98

6 Chrono Trigger completely forgetting to upscale the enemies' levels to those of the players' characters during New Game Plus

Come on, would it REALLY have been that hard to do on the DS version? - xandermartin98

7 Um Jammer Lammy's running gag of the phrase "DOJO, CASINO, IT'S ALL IN THE MIND" triggering its main protagonist to magically hallucinate whatever she happens to be currently holding into a guitar

On second thought, not entirely sure if I WANT to see what's going on inside that brain of hers (I meant BESIDES the obvious lesbian pron between her and Katy) - xandermartin98

8 Making both the story cutscenes AND the attack cutscenes completely unskippable in Final Fantasy VII

Made the Sephiroth fight a LOT harder than it should have been - xandermartin98

9 "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGGGHHHT" scene from Devil May Cry's English dub

LIKKKE this if you think the Devil May Cry every time - xandermartin98

10 Mondo's and Hagakure's hairstyles in Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Unsurprisingly, they're two of the dumbest characters as well - xandermartin98

The Contenders

11 Barney Game on Roblox
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1. Complete lack of collision detection, reverse speed limit and enemy racer AI in Big Rigs
2. Falling off of ledges and dying in midair in Action 52 (also, the premises for most of its games)
3. The "plot" of Hong Kong 97
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