Top 10 Stupidest Things that You Will Almost Always Hear Nintendo Haters Say About the Company

The Top Ten
1 "Bad graphics"

Super smash bros brawl and super smash bros 4 will SILENCE those people.

2 "Nintendo is for the kiddies LOLzorz"

This is a horrendously narrow view of what makes a good video game. Nintendo games are designed for everybody to enjoy, and even many adults play them thanks to their beautiful gameplay, well thought-out level designs, great characters, the list goes on. Violence, blood and boobs are not everything!

Exactly. Nintendo is not just for kids. Nintendo can be for all-ages as much as Sony or Microsoft or whatever other console/company in gaming.

3 "Better console hardware = better games"

Just because Nintendo games have acceptable-to-good graphics doesn't mean the game will be awful. Sure, the performance on most games at launch are ok, but the company usually listens and fixes these issues.

4 "Stupid Nintendo fanboys always like to arrogantly treat every other gaming company on Earth as being automatically inferior to Nintendo"

It's the same with any fanbase honestly.

This is actually true though

5 "Literally the only reason people think the Mario and Zelda games are good is because they have the iconic Mario and Zelda labels on them"
6 "They have literally no third-party support"
7 "WAAAH, Breath of the Wild doesn't graphically work quite as good as Horizon: Zero Dawn or Witcher Three"

Ever heard of a art style

8 "Super Smash Bros sucks because it's not a conventional fighting game like Mortal Kombat or God of War"
9 "Undertale isn't quite as good as Earthbound and Mother 3 put together, so it sucks"
10 "Metroid Prime is a ripoff of Halo"

Aw they don't know that Metroid came first.

The Contenders
11 "No Halo! No COD! No Service!"

Call of Duty was on the wii.

12 "Super Mario Maker is bad because it's a ripoff of Little Big Planet"

I mean, it does literally have LBP's Play Create Share formula printed onto the back of its box, but the similarities don't really extend very far beyond that (that, and LBP2 really can be a LOT more fun than SMM if you're good enough with its level editor)

13 "Other companies NEVER punish their fans for trying to make sweet and innocent fangames"

Nintendo only did that because they were going to release an official remake of metroid 2

14 "Why would I ever play a video game without guns or graphic violence in it?"

It's thanks to people like this that Nintendo "saved" Bayonetta, a character and game that deserved its former obscurity, and now over-promotes it.

No one ever says that. The person who added it must be really mad a consoles and pc players. Plus this is pretty over exaggerated.

I think that is SMK in a nutshell

15 "Master Chief would totally, like, pwn Samus any day of the week, brah"

Seriously if you should notice Samus’s Suit is way more durable, and even if Master Chief destroys it he still has to worry about a more agile zero suit.

16 "I'm too old for Nintendo"
17 "Nintendo is gay and autistic, and its games are for likewise people"

Okay that is what SMK would say

18 "Sonic is so much cooler than Mario"

Yea sonic is cooler than mario

19 "Super Smash Bros is basically the only good thing they've ever made"
20 "Nintendo is for losers that live in their mother's basements"
21 "Why would I ever play a video game without online multiplayer?"
22 "It's their fault we have all these stupid crappy indie games now"
23 "Nintendo Wee-Wee"
24 "Mario sucks; all you do in it is jump around and hit blocks, I can do that at home"

I dare you too eat a flower then shoot fireballs

25 "Breath of the Wild is just your average generic open-world game with the Zelda skin slapped onto it and is a blatant ripoff of Elder Scrolls"
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