Top Ten Stupidest US Laws

thetalkingtortilla
Who makes these laws up? So stupid. Breaking most of these laws wouldn't even cross anybody's mind.

The Top Ten

1 In Baltimore, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

Oh, that's crazy... It's a ridiculous law! Who invented that thing anyway?!?! THat's just hilarious!

Who the heck would take a lion to the movies anyway? - thetalkingtortilla

Like Green Day Say: 'Idiot America'

How could you take a lion to the movies!
It will kill youu once you prepare to go to the movies!
It is extremely hard to tame a lion!

2 In Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.
3 In New York, a license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
4 In Youngstown, you may not run out of gas
5 In Ocean City, it is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.

This is alive by the way, I drank other stuff and nobody did anything... well, the at least don't enforce it I suppose. - EliHbk

Which one is this, in NJ or MD? Cause I've been to both, and I've seen people drink sodas on the beach and have BBQs in the streets.

6 In Zion, it is illegal for anyone to give cats, dogs, or other domesticated animals a lighted cigar.
7 In Topeka, servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups.
8 In Staten Island, you may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
9 In South Carolina, it is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machine
10 In Grand Haven, Michigan, it is illegal to throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or sidewalk, with the fine being five dollars per offense.
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