Top Ten Stupidest Ways to Attack Someone
The Top Ten Stupidest Ways to Attack Someone
Can you do it without leaving a mark? - Britgirl
Ouch! That would just HURT! - Immortui-Fortissimus
I don't think I will make it... - Nateawesomeness
What the heck? - DynastiSugarPop
You could miss them and get hurt pretty badly. This may even cause death. So don't even THINK about doing this. - EpicJake
Imagine Lee Harvey Oswald doing this on Kennedy... - StephanTheIdiot
*Misses by a centimeter* - MontyPython
Oh my god that would kill them. - PatrickStar3
Wouldn't that burn? - Powerfulgirl10
That would hurt you more.
Isn't that a little bit too complicated? Can't you raise something closer to now from the dead? How about a Dodo Bird? - Martinglez
Rex, we summon your soul from the Underworld to defeat this ponce. - PositronWildhawk
I guess I'll have to travel back in time, and bring out a T-Rex to kill someone. - Powerfulgirl10
I'd prefer a red one. Their explosions are bigger than their blue counterparts. - Turkeyasylum
Hold on a minute, could you just hold onto that? *takes cover* - PositronWildhawk
Focaccia is also acceptable. - PetSounds
They are gonna eat it.
I can't stop laughing. - AnonymousChick
Lol. That's so funny. - Powerfulgirl10
This brings to mind memories of my incredibly awkward childhood. I'd rather not elaborate. - TehBoss
Maybe you should've been born as a sloth instead. - Powerfulgirl10
Wow effective.. - Ananya
My leg is currently a couple of centimetres above the ground...three centimetres... - PositronWildhawk
Everyone who loved Dragon Ball Z probably always wanted to do this. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I wish this was real - TwilightKitsune
Why would you do this it would hurt you more than them and probably really gross them out
I'm going to guess you added this item just so you could say that - Songsta41
Now I have an awful image in my head... - Powerfulgirl10
That's the thing bout this list.
That would hurt - Mcgillacuddy
I've said loads of stuff like that. Lol. - IronSabbathPriest
YEOUCH! That hurt! (Sarcasm.) - Powerfulgirl10
Baby would go great with this! - Powerfulgirl10
If you happen to have a group of people around you in a tight circle, this could quickly turn into a bunch of people sitting on each other whilst being sat on by someone else. - Merilille
Lol. It might be hard to try. - Powerfulgirl10
Hey, buddy, I seem to have left my hat in there. Would you be so kind as to get it for me? Oh, this button doesn't really do anything. - PositronWildhawk
Are you trying to reference Goldfinger? With the hat and all. - IronSabbathPriest
That one actually hurts - Songsta41
This actually does hurt. - Powerfulgirl10
I want to see this. - Powerfulgirl10
Random Guy: I'll take a Death Note and throw it at that noob over there!
Me: Um, excuse me, that's not how you use a Death Note.
Random Guy: So you're calling me a noob? How about I throw this at you?! (throws the Death Note at me).
Me: So you thought throwing a Death Note at me would kill me, huh? Unfortunately for you, NOOB, I actually KNOW HOW TO USE THIS. I guess I'm the new Kira now! You are as insignificant as the potato chip I just took and ate! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Well at least there's a 2nd person to see your shinigami
Man: I'll go throw thus Death Note at that jerk over there.
Me: That's not how you use a death note...
Man: Whatever. At least I'll try. *throws death note*
Jerk: What is this? A Death Note? Some idiot tried to kill me with this! Ha! It didn't work, punk. I actually know how to use this and I'll kill you with it!
Man: NNNOO! - Powerfulgirl10
Effective if in your head. - mattstat716
Will never work
Can be deadly. Hitting someone with a hardcover book in the throat can be fatal. In fact not that stupid.
With either a book or...? - Dawscr
Either a book or what...? - Powerfulgirl10
or... - Songsta41
What a great idea! I’ll try it sometime. - Hermione_Granger220
Once a girl sitting next to me sneezed on me, my friend was laughing, God it was gross! - Ananya
Could work if you have an infectious disease. - PositronWildhawk
Snot death. Gross! - Powerfulgirl10
It's annoying when that happens. - PatrickStar3
Me: *poke* Boop *person dies* - Powerfulgirl10
Lol. What...?! - Powerfulgirl10
Well then... - Hermione_Granger220
What. I don't understand. - mattstat716
*eats the corn dog* Thanks! - Powerfulgirl10
Only issue is; nobody else is playing, so you're in first. - mattstat716
I glued spikes onto this seashell I painted blue!
Man: I'm gonna stab you with this tiny paperclip. *pokes some random guy*
Random Guy:...? - Powerfulgirl10
Good idea... I’ll try this. - Hermione_Granger220
My sister did this to me when she was younger.
My cousin did this to me