Top Ten Stupidest Ways to Be Unsafe When Lighting Fireworks

The Top Ten

1 Stirring directly at the holder

This is a terrible idea. Great list!

2 Being in front of it

3 Attach your gluteus maximus to it

God. That word is so funny.

4 Hand severely burned by the lighter in the wrong position

5 Putting the lighter at your feet

6 Putting it on your crotch

7 Running towards it like a psycho

My Cousin did that and he had to get his hand stitched back on

8 Lick it

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