Top 10 Stupidest Ways to Deliver Bad News to Someone
If their loved ones died in an car accident or they committed suicide, you should NOT try these methods. This list is approved by God & BBC itselfThe Top Ten
1 Deliver it as an bad April Fools Joke
Hey guess what? Your baby drowned yesterday. April Fools!
Little Timmy died in a fire! Just kidding! April Fools!
2 Hire their hated artist to deliver the bad news
Justin Bieber: (In a girly voice) Hi Josephine. I heard your mommy died from heatstroke yesterday. Sorry! *gets shot*
Nicki Minaj: (Chinese old lady voice) Ahhh! The big One is coming! (Cricket sounds) (big wave being heard) Ah!
3 Lock them up in a cage filled with killer bunnies and tell them through a small hole
While they're screaming in pain, you'll just have to deliver the bad news
This one is brutal.
4 Use random clips from TV shows to compose the message
5 Use a bad news and good news comparison
6 Charge them if they want to know the bad news
There's no business sense in that whatsoever.
I'll give you $8 if you let me tell you the news.
7 Write it on a stone tablet and send a bearded old guy to throw the tablet on them
You mean a caveman, right?
8 Send it using a morse code by farting
9 Interrupt a TV broadcast and shriek the bad news
10 Send it through E-Mail and use Internet slang and acronyms
You just got "shipped" with Shrek. Yes, I'm talking about you Shadow.
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