Top 10 Stupidest Ways to Deliver Bad News to Someone

RedAce66
If their loved ones died in an car accident or they committed suicide, you should NOT try these methods. This list is approved by God & BBC itself

The Top Ten

1 Deliver it as an bad April Fools Joke

Little Timmy died in a fire! Just kidding! April Fools! - RedAce66

Hey guess what? Your baby drowned yesterday. April Fools! - Powerfulgirl10

2 Hire their hated artist to deliver the bad news

Justin Bieber: (In a girly voice) Hi Josephine. I heard your mommy died from heatstroke yesterday. Sorry! *gets shot* - Powerfulgirl10

Lol I can totally imagine someone hiring Justin Bieber to deliver the bad news to his/her friend - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

Nicki Minaj: (Chinese old lady voice) Ahhh! The big One is coming! (Cricket sounds) (big wave being heard) Ah! - kontrahinsunu

3 Lock them up in a cage filled with killer bunnies and tell them through a small hole

While they're screaming in pain, you'll just have to deliver the bad news - RedAce66

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4 Use random clips from TV shows to compose the message

Your
Mom
Got
Stabbed
By a
Cereal
Killer

Lol. Plus, I know it's spelled "serial." I just thought it would be funny to say that. - Powerfulgirl10

5 Use a bad news and good news comparison
6 Charge them if they want to know the bad news

There's no business sense in that whatsoever. - Britgirl

I'll give you $8 if you let me tell you the news. - Powerfulgirl10

7 Write it on a stone tablet and send a bearded old guy to throw the tablet on them

You mean a caveman, right? - Powerfulgirl10

8 Send it using a morse code by farting
9 Interrupt a TV broadcast and shriek the bad news

Man: Hello. Today the weather is-
Me: JUSTIN BIEBER'S GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH HIM! AND IT'S SELENA GOMEZ! - Powerfulgirl10

10 Send it through E-Mail and use Internet slang and acronyms

You just got "shipped" with Shrek. Yes, I'm talking about you Shadow. - Powerfulgirl10

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