Top 10 Stupidest Ways to Try to Commit Suicide

The Top Ten

1 Dumping a glass of water on your head

2 Listen to Anaconda by Nicki Minaj

3 Swallowing a feather

4 Kick yourself very very very slowly

5 Legally change your name to something stupid

6 Yell insults at a life size poster of Adolf Hitler

Can confirm, totally works, my 22nd cousin/ Wife did this and shes dead

7 Poke yourself on Facebook

8 Look at Donald Trump's face

9 Tell your school bully to punch you

10 Watch My Little Pony

The Contenders

11 Catch COVID

12 Swallow a phone

13 Roll in slurry

14 Lock yourself in a room and do huge, smelly farts

15 Eat pinballs

16 Watch Boku No Pico

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