Top 10 Super Bowl Party Stereotypes

Well Here we are just over 48 hours away from the Big game Chiefs and Niners set to clash In Miami. As the US prepares to party for the big game and the Patriots not winning it for once here’s some stereotypes of people who you could find at a Super Bowl party. Remember If you can’t find this person it’s probably you. GO CHIEFS!!
The Top Ten
1 Passionate Fan

Ah yes you know these people they have their team’s logo on every article of clothing they are wearing. Often times they have way too many accessories and they look like it’s a Halloween Costume Party. Another thing to note is these guys will also try and talk trash to any fans of the opposing team in the room.

2 The Halftime Show Fanatic

They could care less about the game itself. The only thing they care about is the halftime performance. They may put on their own version of the halftime show before disappearing when the game starts. In fact if there wasn’t a halftime show they wouldn’t have any reason to be here

3 The Clueless Girl

Yeah I’m talking about THAT girl. She likes to party with her boyfriend but doesn’t have a clue what’s happening. She says something along the lines of “So if it’s first and 10 what’s that mean? ” Or “Why don’t they throw it far every time? ”
Even when her boyfriend explained it a thousand times

4 Superstitious Fan

These guys will do anything and I mean anything to rally their team. They may wear articles of clothing inside out. Stay in one room in one spot. Backwards hats you name it they will do literally anything

5 Commercial Guy

This guy will analyze every aspect of every commercial and rate the funniest to least funny commercials. Sometimes he is obsessively laughing even for objectivity unfunny commercials. Like the halftime fanatic he doesn’t care about the actual game either

6 The Gambler

You know the one who bets on the most ridiculous things to happen like he goes way overboard. Enough said

7 The Person who Brings Nothing

Typically if you get invited it’s nice to bring something. Now sure the host may not say to bring something but it’s still a nice gesture nonetheless. If you were told to bring something and don’t then that’s just a bad move. Don’t be this guy. Always bring something

8 Party Foul Guy

Party Foul guy might not mean to cause problems but he is clumsy. He may do a couple of minor things that just get under your skin. Sitting on the remote and messing up the T.V. or spilling a food or drink or stealing someone’s spot are examples of minor things that just irritate you

9 Party Hopper

This guy doesn’t stay at one place no he may stay until halftime but then he’s going somewhere else never to be seen at the party again. Here’s the thing is if you arrive late good luck getting anything to eat

10 The Late Party Crasher

Maybe they just got off work or something else came up but either way they arrived late and now they have to search through the empty food dishes to find what’s left over. They may or may not be already drunk so beware of this person

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