Top 10 Drinking Games for Mario's Mystery Meat

Final Fantasy's Zack Fair: Came from GONGAGA
Sponge: Actually is a Tomodachi Life character
Sponge: Is a blatant parody of Luigi

A meatless plate of spaghetti: Is a miserable little pile of secrets
Sponge: Looks like Hotel Mario's version of Mario at the end of the game's intro
The main theme song of the game's world map: Is Kid Kleets' London

Green Grass Zone: Is a parody of Super Mario Bros' overworld levels
The game's plot: Basically is "Sponge and Yoshi: Meat's Inside Story"
The theme song of the game's Chozo Statue Room: Is Super Metroid's Item Room Ambience

Sponge's tear-shooting ability: Comes from an upgrade that he gets from a Chozo Statue
Drake and Scoot: Are Animal Crossing characters
The theme song of Daksu's Hideout's entrance hallway: Is Metroid: Zero Mission's Brinstar

Daksu's theme song: Is Link's Awakening's Tail Cave

Daksu: Is a horrific combination of five Animal Crossing characters
Daksu's ...more

In Green Grass Zone: Meat distorts reality
In Meat's throat: Sponge sees a combination of Bart Simpson and a pig
In Daksu's Hideout: Sponge meets a FIVE-headed duck and goes to Bird Hell
In The Urinary Sea: Sponge swims through urine and avoids "flying" pigs, Space Kids, Meat Fishes, space ships and literal dog fishes while Final Fantasy V's "Beyond the Deep Blue Sea" plays as background music
In The Restaurant 1: Sponge gets robbed at gunpoint by Ringo Starr, who apparently has become a Barefoot Loon
In The Restaurant 2: Mr. Dink tries to force Sponge to sit on his Dink Chairs
In Pasta Land: Sponge explores a world that is completely made out of pasta, pizza and memes
In Sponge's Early Years: Mario's Early Years becomes demonically possessed and sends Sponge to Hell
In Chat City: The "people" that Sponge meets actually are extremely insane Hugh Manns
In Dark Chat City: Sponge basically explores one of his own nightmares
In ...more

"The missing screen lady should say that it is time for us to get the skin."

"The devil will cry and talk about bad cool DMC 4 wrinkles."
"I have a sixfold dead anime soul and my husband only sees the muscles."
"Did Han Solo become Hollywood?"
"In fact, Nintendo actually does not exist."
"Super Smash Bros is one of the best days of this attempted murder."
"I'm in love with Angela the Big Hair."
"Please listen to my OST, bending his ear."
"This is madness. Jesus sent me. Batman is expanding. They are genitals."
"I will drink a cup of flour."
"XBOX 360, heavy bleeding, yes,"
"The king is bad. King them."
"Maybe you're a burger, I say!"
"This game is suck."
"You rotate, okay? Very similar to nuts and honey. I came here."
"Now Currently killed. This is real, or that is not?"
"Joke it is, when jokk jokk."
"Wow! Hears."
"The liquid will always be friends. PIT."
"'In my opinion, I am in the conscience of the note.' Victor then ...more

Meat (The MSN Earthworm): Is the game's main villain because it is one of Vinesauce's mascots
The Gnome: Appears as a Joke Item that is a parody of "You've Been Gnomed"

Drake, Scoot and Daksu: Appear in Daksu's Hideout because Vinny likes Animal Crossing
The Smile Ghost: Appears in Bird Hell because Vinny has played Innyume in his Spooptober series
Peeing Mario: Appears in The Urinary Sea because Sponge is trapped in a pit that he needs to get out of
The Space Kids and their UFO: Appear in the Urinary Sea because Vinny has streamed their game

Ringo Starr: Appears in The Restaurant because Vinny has talked about him in his Vinesauce series
Mr. Dink (The Doug character): Appears in The Restaurant because Vinny's "Dink Chairs" joke exists
Space Kids' Knife Pirate: Appears in Pasta Land because Vinny has streamed his game
Bunji, Tinky Winky and Speed Luigi: Appear in Pasta Land because they are Vinesauce memes
The Dancing Sausage ...more

An incredibly-yet-deliciously large amount of cutscenes and dialogue? Check
Replicas of Earthbound's combat system and one of U.N. Squadron's levels? Check
Freakishly gorgeous graphics? Check (for the most part)
Completely seamless level-to-level transitions? Check
Humor that is genuinely funny and doesn't make the game's gameplay bad? Check (for the most part)
A REAL storyline/plot? Despite the fact that said storyline/plot is a hilariously terrible one, check
A quite-nearly perfect combination of humor and horror? Check

A completely unforgettable soundtrack? Check (for the most part)
An invisible checkpoint system? Check
Music that is as real-sounding as VLDC 9's Abstract Map? Check

An "infinite lives" feature that is an actual part of the game's storyline/plot? Check
An absurdly short length that actually feels natural rather than feeling forced? Check

Characters that are as charming as those of Earthbound, Mother 3 and ...more

Mario and Luigi: Basically are cameo characters in MMM despite Mario's name being in MMM's title
Scoot: Allows Sponge to read exactly two extremely small pages of his diary while already being dead

Daksu: Gives his Question-Answering Challenge to Sponge and then never is seen or heard from again
Peeing Mario: Fills exactly one pit with his urine while being off-screen and then never is heard from again
Ringo Starr and Mr. Dink: Are Joke Bosses who never are seen or heard from again after their "fights"
Bunji: Is a generic enemy who appears a few times in Pasta Land, eats Sponge's meat and then vanishes
The main narrator of Mario's Early Years: Speaks a few times in Sponge's Early Years and then vanishes
Yoshi: Is available in exactly three of the game's levels (Chat City and the first two parts of Rizon Land)

Princess Bleach: Gets mentioned a few times and then dies while Sponge is trying to rescue her
Vine Rizon: Is one of the game's main ...more