What Randomator Got Right and Wrong Weeks 13 & 14 Edition
Oh man I’m behind... well luckily I have a snow day so I can catch up. Anyway let’s knock out two birds with 1 stoneWEEK 13
Chicago @ Detroit
✅ (1-0)
“ Hey.. it’s Thanksgiving... shouldn’t you be in Detroit losing a football game right now?”
Family guy reference aside the Lions basically died in this game. The Lions were playing David Blough at Quarterback.. Who?
Turns out that he wasn’t half bad but it wasn’t good enough as Da Bears get a much needed win
Buffalo @ Dallas
✅ (2-0)
This game was essentially a massacre of the Cowboys in Jerryworld. The Bills finally proved themselves as legitimate really asserting themselves among the playoff picture. Dallas had no answers and now must face more questions as they have yet to beat a team over .500.. Jason Garrett is still in good shape. Maybe it’s time to reconsider. Maybe you should actually consider firing him Emperor Jerry Jones.
Atlanta vs New Orleans
❌ (2-1)
Atlanta pulled a stunner over New Orleans earlier and the Saints didn’t forget. They dominated this game and Atlanta never had a chance. At the end of the day New Orleans got another reward.. The NFC South division title. Yeah that’s not surprising at all the Saints were expected to win the division
Green Bay @ NYG
✅ (3-1)
The Packers won this game easily. A little snow in the big Apple was no problem. Green Bay has all but put themselves back into the playoffs after being out for awhile. I will say though y’all might need Aaron Rodgers to be more like that in the playoffs
Kansas City vs Oakland
✅ (4-1)
The Chiefs were looking for an easy opponent to beat up on coming off their bye. Oakland congratulations you are today’s opponent to get slaughtered in Arrowhead. This game may decide both teams fate and Kansas City jumped all over it and never looked back. Raiders congratulations you’re season is all but over
NYJ @ Cincinnati
❌ (4-2)
Hey look it’s a TANK BOWL!! Bungles are winless this should be an easy win for the... WAIT NO CINCY!!! Ugh the Bungles are Bungling the Tank the Jets are Buttfumbling. And everyone loses.
Indy vs Tennessee
✅ (5-2)
Tennessee has been hot over the past few weeks and Indy just couldn’t stop them. Titans have been riding Tannehill and he’s been carrying them. Perhaps they sneak in as the 6 seed? Meanwhile Indy suffers a critical blow to their playoff hopes. Hate to say it but their playoff hopes are on life support. Real shame
Philly @ Miami
❌ (5-3)
The Dolphins are awful this should be an easy win for the... WHAT? Miami is WINNING?? Philly we need to have a talk. Look if you allow a crazy kicker to punter fake play then you don’t deserve to win. Congratulations you just blew a Golden opportunity to tie the Cowboys for the division. You just bailed out your biggest rival.. if you miss the playoffs this one is gonna haunt You for a long time
Cleveland @ Pittsburgh
❌ (5-4)
Browns and Steelers both need this win desperately to stay alive in the playoffs. Browns won the first meeting and sparked some controversy at the end. It was a slow grudge match but in the end Steelers survive. Wearing a Pittsburgh started it shirt is a bold Choice Freddie...
Carolina vs Washington
✅ (6-4)
This was essentially the final nail in the coffin for the Panthers. Redskins are one of the worst teams in the league and they find a way to win. That is pathetic. Don’t worry Carolina you get a consultation prize... Riverboat Ron is Gone... seems they saw the writing on the wall
Tampa Bay @ Jacksonville
❌ (6-5)
The Buccaneers Are showing upside late. On the other hand the Jaguars are literally dying. Minshew and Foles both look awful and the entire team looks uninspired. Tampa dominated this game in every way shape and form.
San Francisco @ Baltimore
✅ (7-5)
Now why wasn’t this game flexed to prime time? Instead we got a soggy game between two teams who might make the super bowl game in Miami. A big game for both sides but In the end Baltimore ended up on top. Really though a hard fought battle on both sides
LAR @ Arizona
✅ (8-5)
Rams got exposed by Baltimore last week so now they got to beat up on the Cardinals. Congratulations on a free win and keeping your playoff hopes alive another week.
LAC @ Denver
❌ (8-6)
A bit of a divisional grudge match between two teams with nothing to play for. Chargers were trailing most of the game but they tied it late. Only problem is they essentially gave Denver a huge break with penalties allowing the Broncos to make the game winning kick
New England @ Houston
❌ (8-7)
It honestly feels weird to see New England lose this game. Perhaps the Pats are seeing what happens when they play a real team. The Texans controlled most of this game and New England just looked flat. Very odd indeed but as usual we cannot count them out in January
Minnesota @ Seattle
✅ (9-7)
A big game between two playoff contenders in the NFC turned out to be a good game. Russell Wilson has a good game and Kirk actually was right up with Wilson
Only problem is that Minnesota collapsed on defense. But sure let’s blame Kirk aka the guy who kept y’all in the game.
This Weeks Record 9-7
Overall Record 117-75-1
* Magic number to clinch a winning record: 11
WEEK 14
Dallas @ Chicago
✅ (1-0)
I didn’t see that coming. Easily one of the more interesting games this week. Da Bears dominated the Cowboys to stay alive while Dallas once again can’t win. This one may haunt them and even worse it opens the door for Philly again
Washington @ Green Bay
❌ (1-1)
The Packers kinda played down to their competition but only kinda.. they kept this game out of reach for Washington but I don’t think it should have been that close. Something was missing. Washington don’t worry you get a consultation prize! ELIMINATION!! Nope just another year under the burning flames Snyder has created. No pity for you
New England vs Kansas City
✅ (2-1)
After last week the Pats come home to face the Chiefs. Last years AFC championship game rematch in Foxbourogh. Okay let’s just see how KC will lose and... WAIT WE’RE WINNING?? Yeah that’s right we beat New England!! It was a bit nerve wracking especially since KC almost had to forfeit the game. Their equipment was sent to New Jersey instead 🤦♂️ Lucky it arrived just in the Knick of time. And of course there was controversy but instead it was NEW ENGLAND getting a bad call!! No this is no joke. As UrinatingTree put it “Refball has no favorites. It was simply the Patriots turn to pay.”
Atlanta vs Carolina
✅ (3-1)
Falcons why are you trying? This should be a tank bowl Carolina is literally a zombie team floating around aimlessly with no head coach. Congratulations Atlanta you’re blowing the tank. Why am I not surprised
Baltimore @ Buffalo
✅ (4-1)
A tight game between two teams with playoff ambitions. Buffalo played tough but it wasn’t enough to contain Baltimore. Can’t say I’m surprised but Buffalo did all they could
Cincy @ Cleveland
❌ (4-2)
The Browns beat the Bungles? What I’m supposed to be impressed? This win does nothing for me. Beating Cincy is like a walk in the park. Maybe beat a real team next time
Detroit @ Minnesota
✅ (5-2)
Turns out that Whatever magic David Blough has is gone. The Lions literally had nothing to show. Minnesota took advantage. Instead of a thrilling game we get a slaughtering of Detroit but you’ve grown used to that now right Lions fans? The Lions continue to be nothing but irrelevant.
New Orleans vs San Francisco
❌ (5-3)
Now this is a thrilling game between two teams with Super Bowl hopes. It was back and forth but in the end San Francisco was on top this was one of the best games I’ve seen this year. Can we just give the Jets win to the Saints??
Miami @ NYJ
✅ (6-3)
Oh YES ITS ANOTHER TANK BOWL!!
Jets Buttfumble the Tank as Miami gets an ugly loss either way this was one of those one team has to win games
Indy @ Tampa Bay
❌ (6-4)
Perhaps I was wrong about Jamies Winston. The dude may own the Turnover Bakery but you gotta give him credit he can be a gunslinger. That was on full display as Tampa beat Indy really damaging the Colts playoff chances even more. Indy your playoff hopes are on desperate life support. A real shame. If only you had a Hall of Fame franchise QB... just don’t know where you could find one
Houston vs Denver
✅ (7-4)
Okay guys what was that. Houston could have essentially put the division away against a terrible Denver team all but punting the season away. But NO instead you just had to open the door for Tennessee. The Broncos Dominated this game and in the process lose on better draft positioning.
LAC @ Jacksonville
❌ (7-5)
A game between two teams who are essentially out of the playoff hunt. The Chargers walk into Jacksonville and eliminate any hopes that the Jags had left. In the process the Chargers also join them in the elimination room. Jaguars are once again awful as 2017 is further in the distance behind them. Meanwhile LA has some work to do. Rivers has lost some touch and isn’t the same. Might be Tyrod Taylor Time in LA
Tennessee @ Oakland
❌ (7-6)
A bit of a trap game but Tennessee handled business in the Black hole as they continue to assert themselves in the playoff picture. Ryan Tannehill has really become one of the hottest quarterbacks in the league over the past few weeks. Could we see the Titans make a playoff push and sneak in as the 6 seed? Oakland on the other hand is all but finished. They’re an interesting team but too many costly losses to make the playoffs
Pittsburgh @ Arizona
✅ (8-6)
Steelers survive what was essentially a trap game in the desert. Pittsburgh scored early but Kyler Murray led a furious comeback. Fortunately for the Steelers they were able to hang on for a win and they continue to sit in the 6 slot. A win or two should get them in
LAR vs Seattle
✅ (9-6)
Rams lost a heartbreaker to Seattle earlier this year and oh they didn’t forget alright. The Rams dominated the Seahawks and their playoff hopes are on life support but live another week. Meanwhile Seattle what was that? They looked as flat as they have been all season long. A very shocking loss indeed
Philly vs NYG
✅ (10-6)
Oh man the chaos of the NFC East just Doesn’t end. We get a game truly worthy of the Monday night broadcast. It was a slugfest as Eli Manning was slaying the Eagles to pieces for 3 quarters. Then as fans were booing in Philly Carson Wentz rallied the Eagles to a very very gutsy win. And with that their season has been saved for the time being. Without a doubt they got lucky to sneak away with that one
This Weeks Record 10-6
Overall Record 127-81-1
*Magic Number to clinch a winning record: 1
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Yes one more number - 2storm