What Randomator Got Right and Wrong Week 15 (2019) edition
NYJ @ Baltimore✅ (1-0)
Nope nothing to see here just an annihilation of the Jets at the Hands of Lamar Jackson. Ravens clinch the division and Michael Vick’s record was broken by Lamar Jackson. Nothing else notable here. Next
Green Bay vs Chicago
✅ (2-0)
Ah yes it’s a classic rivalry game between two of the oldest teams in the league. Turns out one team has a QB and that team also happened to be at home. Bears you’re finished. Congratulations on being eliminated
Denver @ Kansas City
✅ (3-0)
Arrowhead stadium turned into a slaughtering ground. KC showed no mercy even in. The bitter cold and snow. Drew Lock was brought to reality against Kansas City. Don’t worry guys you get a prize too! Elimination! Who knew Joe Flacco wouldn’t be the answer? As a certain princess would say “The Cold Never bothered me anyway!”
New England @ Cincy
✅ (4-0)
Pats I’m still confused why you were spying on the Bungles of all teams...As the Pats video recorder would probably say There’s nothing to see here. The Pats dominated
Tampa Bay @ Detroit
❌ (4-1)
Even with a hand injury Jamies Winston torched the Lions Defense all game long. The Bucs are showing promise even though it’s too late now. Winston could be right up with Brees and Mahomes if he just stopped turning the ball over. Lions I know it hurts but it’s for the best. I know you’re not trying to tank but my goodness you’re doing a good job at it.
Tennessee vs Houston
✅ (5-1)
A key division matchup between two teams desperately fighting for playoff spots. Houston got momentum off one play a botched catch for the Titans returned for a Houston Touchdown. Tennessee would keep it interesting but they wouldn’t recover. This is what we call the Tennessee Cycle. A few wins in a row to make people take notice only to lose the big games. Don’t worry boys next week you get the Saints. Have fun with that.
Miami @ NYG
✅ (6-1)
Hey Look what we got here ITS MORE TANK BOWL!! The Dolphins tried to ruin their precious tank but in what may be Eli’s last ride he made sure to go out with a win. A standing ovation from the Giants faithful as the Derp May have played his final season
Philly @ Washington
❌ (6-2)
I thought Washington could pull off an upset. Philly you have another chance to stay in the division race. You made it more difficult than it needed to be but got the Job done. How do you let Haskins tear apart your Defense? What you won? I’m supposed to be impressed?
Seattle @ Carolina
✅ (7-2)
This game was a disaster for a team who’s season has become that. Kyle Allen is so awful that Will Grier is stepping in. Whatever happened to CMC?? You know the one major piece to that offense? The Panthers are a zombie now walking around aimlessly with no head coach to lead them.Seattle congratulations you have clinched a playoff berth. That also comes with the prize of an indefinite suspension for Josh Gordon. Yikes
Jacksonville @ Oakland
✅ (8-2)
The final game in the Black hole ends on a rather sour note. Instead of giving fans the worthy send off they deserve you give them a loss to a Jags team with nothing to play for. And the fanbase starts throwing stuff on the field. Or to the rest of us just Raiders fans being Raiders fans. Way to give one last middle finger to the loyal fans who have been through thick and thin with the team over the last 15 years. Jags you also get a prize. Tom Coughlin has been FIRED
Arizona vs Cleveland
❌ (8-3)
Ah yes Baker vs Kyler in a battle of OU heisman trophy winners. Let’s just say that the home team won convincingly. Cleveland this is what happens when you don’t have any discipline. Just cut your losses and move on.
Minnesota @ LAC
❌ (8-4)
Chargers you have let your home and everything you hold dearly be pillaged and destroyed by Vikings. An absolute rout both on and off the field. Rivers this May be the end of the line. Let me remind you this was supposed to be a home game yet it broke out into SKOL chants.
Dallas vs LAR
✅ (9-4)
An important game for both teams who need this win badly. Dallas got the message loud and clear. They dominated the entire game and saved Jason Garrett’s job in the process. Rams you have the Niners next week good luck with that
Atlanta @ San Francisco
❌ (9-5)
Niners you won last week but now you have a trap game. Beware. And it’s against Kyle Shanahan’s old team. At least you are at home? Well you fell right through the trap as Atlanta wins on a Julio Jones TD. Congratulations on your worse draft positioning and longer stay of Dan Quinn. San Francisco all is well as you clinch a playoff berth
Buffalo @ Pittsburgh
✅ (10-5)
Buffalo has a rare prime time game and they make a statement. Neither team was that great on offense but Buffalo did just enough to win. The Duck had a rough game. Bills Defense is no joke and they have clinched a playoff berth!! Pittsburgh holds on to the 6 seed for the time being but the Titans are right behind them. No pressure
New Orleans vs Indy
✅ (11-5)
Indy had their backs against the wall and need this win. Unfortunately for them Drew Brees would ball out setting the passing TD record and having a game of near perfection. Congratulations on being eliminated Indy. If only you had a hall of fame caliber quarterback... I just wonder... What if they had one....
This week’s record 11-5
Overall Record: 138-86-1