What Randomator Got Right and Wrong week 9 2019 Edition

San Francisco @ Arizona
✅ (1-0)
We start off with what was a NFC West battle. Honestly it was way better of a game than it should have been. Kenyan Drake and Kyler Murray kept it close but the Niners were able to hold on. That’s because the Cardinals Defense is pretty bad.

Kansas City vs Minnesota
❌ (1-1)
Here we have two teams fighting for a statement win. It was neck and neck but KC won thanks to Harrison Butker coming in clutch with a game winning field goal. The Arrowhead curse is over for now. Minnesota was tough but Kirk Cousins was off. Sliding for the first down only to come up short sums up this game perfectly for the Vikings

Green Bay @ LA Chargers
✅ (2-1)
The Chargers not only won they dominated. The Packers were silenced on offense as Aaron Rodgers had his worst game so far this season. LA didn’t have a great offensive showing but they didn’t need to. The defense did everything for them. In the end Packers were stunned by a team that’s had a slow start

Houston @ Jacksonville (London)
✅ (3-1)
The Texans straight up dominated the Jaguars in this one. Gardner Minshew looked awful all but giving Nick Foles his job back. (Remember that guy?) Turns out Deshaun Watson doesn’t care about the Jaguars being mortal he torched them all game long

Buffalo vs Washington
❌ (3-2)
Buffalo congratulations on an easy win to pad your record. The Redskins haven’t scored a touchdown in 13 quarters now. The only reason this game was even remotely close was because the Redskins kept kicking field goals. Again I’ll ask is Buffalo for real? They seem like they are but their schedule says they have beat up on mostly inferior competition.
New York Jets @ Miami
✅ (4-2)
Prepare yourself For TANK BOWL!!!
Two sh*t AFC East teams come in only one leaves with a win. This is one of those “both teams deserve to lose but somebody has to win” games. The Dolphins are at home go it against the Buttfumble. The Jets will likely ruin their own tank by... why are the Dolphins winning? NO MIAMI BAD TOUCH YOUR RUINING YOUR OWN TANK! JETS ARE SUPPOSED TO BUTTFUMBLE NOT YOU!
The Jets played a reverse uno card and thus Brian Flores got his first win. But at what cost? The Bengals are now in control of their own destiny. Congratulations Dolphins

Philadelphia vs Chicago
❌ (4-3)
Here we have two teams that are looking to prove themselves. Turns out Chicago’s offense did a whole lot of nothing against Philly. Sorry boys that’s not gonna cut it. Who knew you actually needed a quarterback? Might be time to start going after some heads starting with Trubisky. I heard Cam might be available if he comes back from IR

Indianapolis @ Pittsburgh
✅ (5-3)
Here we have a good game between two mid tier teams. Jacoby Brissett goes down and now Brian Hoyer steps in for the Colts. Regardless the game was close. Indy has a shot at a win but it comes down to old man Vinatieri... and he misses. Might be time for him to retire.
Tennessee @ Carolina
❌ (5-4)
I thought Tennessee could win but Carolina had other plans. The Panthers ran all over the Titans as they keep their hopes alive. Tennessee this is why I don’t trust you. In Other news Cam Newton is Finished for the year. Congratulations on killing him Panthers
Detroit @ Oakland
✅ (6-4)Two teams desperate to prove themselves but only one team can win. At the end of the day Carr out dueled Stafford as Oakland secures a win. Lions just punt the season away at this point
Tampa Bay @ Seattle
✅ (7-4)Somehow Tampa had a stronghold on the Seahawks. Jamies Winston wasn’t Throwing turnovers and the Bucs had a chance for an upset. Then Russell Wilson remembered he was an MVP contender and balled out to give Seattle an ugly win. Tampa might as well punt the season away at this point
Denver vs Cleveland
❌ (7-5)So you’re telling me Brandon Allen won his first career start? Huh not too shabby. Cleveland just worry about next season you’re finished. This is exhibit A on why you never buy into hype trains. This might be worse than 0-16.

Baltimore vs New England
✅ (8-5)Two AFC heavyweights meet for what should be an epic showdown. What we got was an exposure of the Patriots. Turns out that Lamar Jackson is wanted for physical abuse. He was slicing through the Patriots Defense repeatedly. The Patriots are undefeated no more. This is what happens when you have to play a real team Pats
New York Giants vs Dallas
✅ (9-5)
Ah yes a classic rivalry between two NFC East teams. At first it was NY but then Dallas came to life. Oh and there was a cat interrupting the game. Funny how I remember the cat more than the game.

This Week’s Record 9-5
Overall Record 91-44-1

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