Top 10 Best Synonyms for Penis
TheTopTens lists has gone sexual, amirite? Honestly, all of the synonyms are hard to choose, they're all hilarious and bizarre.The Top Ten
1 Dick
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2 C***
3 Ding Dong
4 Donkey Kong
Expand dong. Nintendo 64 EXPANSION PAK.
This one is funny lol.
5 Rod
Hot and burning. Don't touch it kiddies.
To go fishing with.
6 Dong
7 Genital
8 Wang
9 Prick
10 Gun
The Contenders
11 Johnson
12 Nob
13 Weapon
*Grows erection* I have a weapon and I'm not afraid to use it!
14 Thing
15 Wiener
16 Hot Dog
17 Boner
18 Disco Stick
This is a real synonym for penis, folks.
Five words: Love Gane by lady gaga
19 F*** Stick
20 Pingas
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21 Willy
"I got a little willy, I put it in my bum. Me and my bum have all kinds of fun. Me and my willy are really old friends. Water popped out where my willy hole ends."
22 Wood
23 Schlong
24 Pickle
25 Peepee
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