Top 10 Best Synonyms for Penis

TheTopTens lists has gone sexual, amirite? Honestly, all of the synonyms are hard to choose, they're all hilarious and bizarre.

The Top Ten

1 Dick

A list that I'm most proud of - StephanTheIdiot

2 C***

COCK

3 Donkey Kong

Expand dong. Nintendo 64 EXPANSION PAK. - StephanTheIdiot

This one is funny lol. - Catacorn

HAHA! - Therandom

4 Ding Dong
5 Rod

Hot and burning. Don't touch it kiddies. - StephanTheIdiot

To go fishing with. - Catlover2004

6 Dong

*Ding-Dong.*
Who's there?
It's your dong. Now open it! - StephanTheIdiot

7 Johnson
8 Prick
9 Genital
10 Gun

The Contenders

11 Wang
12 Nob
13 Weapon

*Grows erection* I have a weapon and I'm not afraid to use it! - StephanTheIdiot

14 Wiener
15 Thing
16 Hot Dog
17 Boner
18 Disco Stick

This is a real synonym for penis, folks. - StephanTheIdiot

Five words: Love Gane by lady gaga

19 F*** Stick
20 Wood
21 Pingas

Youtube Poop videos - andrewteel

22 Pickle
23 Weenee

My borther says that and I call it that name when I was little. - andrewteel

24 Willy
25 Woody
26 Shaft
27 Schlong
28 Turtle
29 Noodle
30 Wizard's Stick
31 Pan Handle
32 Weewee
33 Strawberry
34 Zizi
35 One-eyed Trouser Snake

Thank you, Eric Idle. - truckturner

36 Eggplant
37 Peepee
38 Hobnob
39 Meat
40 2x4
41 Rocket
42 Sausage
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