Top 10 Taxi Sitcom Quotes

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1 Get that ugly, flea-ridden, stinking animal out of my garage, and tell him to take his horse with him! - Louie DePalma

When Jim brings his horse to work - StephanTheIdiot

2 Pssssttt...what does a yellow light mean? - Jim Ignatowski
3 Thank you very much - Latka Gravas
4 I'm not really a cab driver. I'm just waiting for something better to come along. You know, like death. - Alex Rieger
5 I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an "orange", then why don't we call a banana a "yellow" or an apple a "red"? Blueberries, I understand. But will someone explain gooseberries to me? - Jim Ignatowski
6 Whenever I hear the word "marriage," I say, "Check, please!" - Louie DePalma
7 I'm going to die as I've lived, wearing a green shirt, a catcher's mask, and dancing the can-can. - Alex Rieger

When Louie worries about a prediction that Alex is going to die under strange circumstances. - StephanTheIdiot

8 It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Heckle! - Tony Banta

Tony talking about Latka's new alter ego, Vic Ferrari. - StephanTheIdiot

9 The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals. - Jim Ignatowski

Jim on boxing. Seriously, we need more people like Jim Ignatowski. - StephanTheIdiot

10 Sex...death. Sex...death. Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? - Latka Gravas

When being asked to perform sex while being stuck in the cab during winter - StephanTheIdiot

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1. Get that ugly, flea-ridden, stinking animal out of my garage, and tell him to take his horse with him! - Louie DePalma
2. Pssssttt...what does a yellow light mean? - Jim Ignatowski
3. Thank you very much - Latka Gravas
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