Top Ten Theories of How Joan Jett & Jetta Burns (From the “Jem” Series) are Different

Besides one being real, and the other being fictitious, here are these theories.
The Top Ten
1 Joan Jett never played a wind Instrument
2 Jetta was not born in America
3 Joan is a nice girl, while Jetta is mean
4 Joan never had a silver lightning bolt painted on her face
5 Jetta is a minor member of her current band
6 Joan was part of a girl band (The Runaways) before joining a group with guys (The Blackhearts)
7 Joan is a vegetarian, while Jetta eats meat
8 Jetta attacked an audience for booing her at a performance
9 Jetta lies about being rich all her life while she actually came from a poor family

She is a compulsive liar, I am told.

10 Jetta was portrayed as a black person in some other form of media, while Joan is always portrayed as white
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