Top Ten TheTopTens List Titles Succeeded by the Phrase "In My Pants"

Might as well bring some unexpected humour to these lists.
The Top Ten
1 Things We Really Shouldn't Laugh At But Do...In My Pants

This list is funny. Sorry but I can't stop laughing!

You must do a lot of weird things in your pants

2 Nicest TopTenners...In My Pants

Nicest TopTenners in my pants? Hmmm... They must be nice enough to get in my pants.

Thanks for that vision.

3 Top Ten Countries With the Most Fascinating Cultures and Histories...In My Pants
4 Top Ten Things That People Either Love or Hate...In My Pants
5 Top Ten Worst Things to Be Caught Doing On a Date...In My Pants
6 Top Ten Ways to Protect Superhyperdude from the Evil Forces...In My Pants

There is no way that this can be below number One. I laughed for ten minutes straight!

7 Top Ten Places You Would Like to Dump Justin Bieber...In My Pants

I don't mind. At least his not out in the world depressing my ears and eyes.

Justin in my pants? That terrifies me.

8 Top Ten Reasons Why Adventure Time Is Better Than Ebola...In My Pants
9 Top Ten Weirdest Things People Do In School...In My Pants

Hey, it just says "people". You must have one attractive-
I'm going too in depth...

10 Top Ten Best DJs...In My Pants

Their a party in my pants? LOL! Best list ever!

The Contenders
11 Top 10 Ways to Stop an Alien Invasion... In My Pants
12 Top Ten Weirdest Times/Places to Masturbate... In My Pants
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