Top Ten TheTopTens Related Things to Write for Your Biodata

I believe they will become celebrities someday. And then when TheTopTens will get it's Wikipedia article, the name Britgirl and PositronWildhawk will be highlighted in bold letters (of course along with MatrixGuy, Alexandr and many deserving ones).

"You do?! " The interviewer asked, awed.
"Yes," I replied modestly.
"Then you get the job!"

I really agree, Kiteret! They'll soon find their way into Wpedia...

And if the interviewer saw who you were, Posron, they'd not only give you a place in the company, they'll make you the boss of it!

I have 5,449 comments!

Or is it the other way round, you pathetic snob?

I have 172 followers and I follow 839 people!

"Get the heck out of this room." They roared.

I have 19 likes on one of my comments!

"Ah. I see. You have five seconds to leave this room."

That's a way to get fired.