Best Things About Being a Boy

Keycha1n made one about girls, so why don't I make one about boys. To be honest, I'd rather be a boy.
The Top Ten
1 They don't have to go through childbirth or periods

It is very sexist that girls have to deal with periods but not boys. It is just unfair and I am glad that I am not a girl

Periods or the worst thing on the planet. You boys are lucky basterds.

When I was really young, I was like 'Yes! I don't have to do that! '

2 They cause women to be pregnant

There are women who want to become others and guys can do that. They don't have to necessarily have sex with them as there are sperm donors and stuff like that, but either way, they need a guy to make it happen.

3 They face less sexism in America

sexism has existed since the colonization of America, the westernization of America has haunted/cursed everyone, the genocidal slaughter of the tribes people have uprooted westerners with black magic, the west is hellbent on colonization & destroying the entire world under their authority.

4 They aren't expected to shave

As soon as any form of moustache grows, all I'll do is act like Burt Reynolds.

5 They are less vulnerable to rape
6 They can have "guy" talk
7 They don't have to worry how they look around other boys

Well, sometimes in school, they do.

8 They can bust each others chops
9 They can pee in a urinal

Well don't you think sitting on the toilet for peeing would be better if you could, but you have a private part.

10 They can play football
The Contenders
11 They can masturbate better
12 They can make "I did your mom jokes"
13 They can pee anywhere
14 They don't have to be pregnant
15 They carry on the family name
16 They have a higher drive
17 They are deemed the stronger sex
18 They don't have to wear bras
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