Top 10 Things About Certain Non-Comedy Movies That Make Them Extremely Hard To Take Seriously
The Top Ten
1 After Last Season technically being an extremely high-budget movie while also having sets and stage props that were largely shambled together out of literal tape and paper
2 God’s Not Dead having a downright Klan-like level of devotion to Christianity, to the point of labelling non-Christian people as heartless Satanists
3 The Room technically being one of the bigger-budget movies of the 2000s while also looking like an early 1980s movie and having worse acting than the average school play
4 Batman V Superman constantly trying to pass itself off as a mature and sophisticated work of art while also being sponsored by Turkish Airlines
5 Venom 2018 being “edgier” and more blatantly emo-pandering than Linkin Park and Evanescence combined
6 The Lorax 2012 being a so-called “anti-corporate” movie that is also an extremely blatant product-placement movie
7 Black Panther 2018 being an extremely average Marvel film that was nominated for seven Oscars just for having a pro-black political message
8 The extremely overblown feminism controversy surrounding Wonder Woman 2017, a film that handled the subject rather one-dimensionally to begin with
9 Aquaman 2018 trying to make Aquaman look all “cool” and “tough”
10 Bumblebee being an R-rated movie about Bumblebee from the Transformers franchise
The Contenders
11 Avengers: Infinity War Outright Telling You that All of the Characters that Get Disintegrated in Its Ending are Going to Come Back Very Soon
12 Thanos Looking Like Shrek in Avengers: Infinity War
13 The Numerous Clearly Missed Opportunities for the Avengers to Potentially Defeat Thanos Once and for All in Avengers: Infinity War
"You should have gone for the HEAD"
14 Jar-Jar Binks in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
15 Will Smith as Deadshot in Suicide Squad
16 Bane’s “sassy English Gentleman” Personality in the Dark Knight Rises
17 Forrest Gump Winning the “best Movie of Its Year” Award Over Pulp Fiction
18 Ready Player One Using Pop Culture References as a Substitute for Plot
19 Avengers: Age of Ultron Turning Ultron Into a Cheap Evil Copy of Iron Man
20 Rey Being One of the Absolute Worst Kinds of Mary Sue in Star Wars: The Force Awakens
21 The 2018 Halloween Remake Not Actually Being Scary at All
22 Ralph Breaks the Internet Thinking that the Internet is Still in the Early Stages of Its Lol Cat Phase
23 Incredibles 2 Basically Getting Rid of Everything that Made the First Incredibles Stand Out from Other Superhero Movies
24 The "Martha" Scene from Batman V Superman
25 Nicolas Cage's Acting in Vampire's Kiss
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