Top 10 Things About Certain Non-Comedy Movies That Make Them Extremely Hard To Take Seriously

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The Top Ten

1 After Last Season technically being an extremely high-budget movie while also having sets and stage props that were largely shambled together out of literal tape and paper
2 God’s Not Dead having a downright Klan-like level of devotion to Christianity, to the point of labelling non-Christian people as heartless Satanists
3 The Room technically being one of the bigger-budget movies of the 2000s while also looking like an early 1980s movie and having worse acting than the average school play
4 Batman V Superman constantly trying to pass itself off as a mature and sophisticated work of art while also being sponsored by Turkish Airlines
5 Venom 2018 being “edgier” and more blatantly emo-pandering than Linkin Park and Evanescence combined
6 The Lorax 2012 being a so-called “anti-corporate” movie that is also an extremely blatant product-placement movie

Oh the irony. - Cyri

7 Black Panther 2018 being an extremely average Marvel film that was nominated for seven Oscars just for having a pro-black political message
8 The extremely overblown feminism controversy surrounding Wonder Woman 2017, a film that handled the subject rather one-dimensionally to begin with
9 Aquaman 2018 trying to make Aquaman look all “cool” and “tough”
10 Bumblebee being an R-rated movie about Bumblebee from the Transformers franchise

The Contenders

11 The Numerous Clearly Missed Opportunities for the Avengers to Potentially Defeat Thanos Once and for All in Avengers: Infinity War

"You should have gone for the HEAD" - xandermartin98

12 Bane’s “sassy English Gentleman” Personality in the Dark Knight Rises
13 Forrest Gump Winning the “best Movie of Its Year” Award Over Pulp Fiction
14 Avengers: Infinity War Outright Telling You that All of the Characters that Get Disintegrated in Its Ending are Going to Come Back Very Soon
15 Ready Player One Using Pop Culture References as a Substitute for Plot
16 Avengers: Age of Ultron Turning Ultron Into a Cheap Evil Copy of Iron Man
17 Rey Being One of the Absolute Worst Kinds of Mary Sue in Star Wars: The Force Awakens
18 The 2018 Halloween Remake Not Actually Being Scary at All
19 Ralph Breaks the Internet Thinking that the Internet is Still in the Early Stages of Its Lol Cat Phase
20 Incredibles 2 Basically Getting Rid of Everything that Made the First Incredibles Stand Out from Other Superhero Movies
21 The "Martha" Scene from Batman V Superman
22 Nicolas Cage's Acting in Vampire's Kiss
23 The Massively Overblown Cgi Fight Sequence Between Diana and Ares at the End of Wonder Woman 2017
24 The Villain of Rocky 3
25 The Villain of Rocky 5
26 The Main Villain of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
27 The "Emo" Peter Parker in Spider-Man 3
28 The Emo Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars I-III

I hate sand. - Cyri

29 Darth Vader's "No" Scream in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
30 The Cgi Snakes in Snakes on a Plane
31 The Massive Amount of Cgi in Avengers: Infinity War

It was good CGI though. What superhero, fantasy, or action movie doesn't use it these days? - Cyri

32 Samuel Jackson Clearly Being in Snakes on a Plane for the Resulting Paycheck and Very Little Else
33 Thanos Looking Like Shrek in Avengers: Infinity War
34 Jar-Jar Binks in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Meesa hate him - Cyri

35 Willy Wonka Himself Being Turned Into a Michael Jackson Clone in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
36 Many of the Original Willy Wonka Movie's Characters Being Horribly Out of Character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
37 The Main Villain of It 1990
38 Wonder Woman Herself Being Turned Into a Ginormous Mary Sue in Wonder Woman 2017
39 Death Note 2017 Completely Butchering the Anime
40 Dragonball Evolution Completely Butchering the Anime
41 Sonic Sounding Like a Girl in Sonic Ova
42 The Villains Having Basically Nonexistent Motivations and Getting Roughly Ten to Twenty Minutes of Screen Time Each in the Amazing Spider-Man 2
43 The Way that Justice League 2018 Was Shambled Together
44 The Way that Suicide Squad Was Shambled Together
45 The Villain of Rocky 4
46 Henry Cavill's Upper Lip in Justice League 2018
47 Star Wars: The Force Awakens Being a Blatant Rehash of the Original Trilogy
48 Birdemic's Special Effects

Look it up if you don't know what this is. It must be seen to be believed.

49 Nicolas Cage's Acting in The Wicker Man Remake
50 How Stupidly Seriously Michael Bay's Transformers Takes the Franchise
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1. After Last Season technically being an extremely high-budget movie while also having sets and stage props that were largely shambled together out of literal tape and paper
2. God’s Not Dead having a downright Klan-like level of devotion to Christianity, to the point of labelling non-Christian people as heartless Satanists
3. The Room technically being one of the bigger-budget movies of the 2000s while also looking like an early 1980s movie and having worse acting than the average school play
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