Top Ten Best Things About Jacob Sartorius

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The Top Ten

1 He has lots of attention

Is...is this a joke? And I'm someone who thinks Sartorius hate is overblown. - WonkeyDude98

Trying to hold back the cringe - XtremeNerdz12

Great he has a lot of attention what is so good about that

I hope this list is joke... - NoOneLikesYou

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2 He is a good singer

I died after I could posted my comment here. - Swellow

He is a good singer? This is a joke, no way in the world it is true.

His songs are completely auto tuned - XtremeNerdz12

He's a terrible singer - Ihateschool

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3 He has talent

Oh really? Can he play an instrument or sing without autotune? - NikBrusk

Actually, he can play a guitar. At least, that's what is shown. Otherwise, he is a talentless brat. - PhenomentalOne

He can't sing even with autotune...

His songs are heavily autotuned and he got famous for moving his lips - XtremeNerdz12

4 He has so many fans

Not a good reason for something to be good - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Anyone can buy followers Jacob...

He has one of the worst fanbases of all time, and like Saberspark, I doubt that there is is such thing as a good fanbase. His fangirls are all like "HE WILL ALWAYS BE MORE FAMOUS AND TALENTED THAT YOU ARE! SCREW YOU TOO! I WAN' YOU DEAD! ". >:(

5 He is the best Vine star ever

He's not even a vine star - ProPanda

His vines aren't even funny - XtremeNerdz12

Vine shut down because of people like him.

When you have Ruth B, you can't say that. - WonkeyDude98

6 He has lots of talent

He has no talent, he can't sing even with autotune

This is the exact same reason as Number 4! - NikBrusk

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7 He is an attention seeker

How is being an attention seeker a good thing? - NikBrusk

So now being an attention seeker is a good thing? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

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8 He looks like a squashed broccoli plant

SCORE! Someone manage to get away with adding this! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He also seems like a pig (take for instance, Pumbaa). Even though warthogs are awfully cute, Jacob Sartorius would make an unbelievably unattractive warthog!

Lol best item on this list - christangrant

9 He got famous for being untalented

No wonder Nickelodeon likes her.

This kid needs to die

This is so true...

Oh yeah he did. - NikBrusk

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10 He has a #1 hit called Sweatshirt

It isn't even in the top 85 yet, and I sure hope it never is. - WonkeyDude98

Kim Kardashian is much better than him. - BeaM456

#1 hit? No. It's annoying as hell.

Guys, stop getting rustled. It was number one on iTunes for an hour. Chillax. - ProPanda

The Contenders

11 He is so cool

Care to provide reasons of why he's "so cool"? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No, He sucks...

What kind of world does the creator of this list live in?._. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He sucks - Ihateschool

12 He managed to get fame without doing anything to earn it

This is the whole problem

SO ANYONE IS AWESOME IF THEY DO NOTHING INSTEAD OF PUT EFFORT INTO ANYTHING?! WHY?!

13 He has sane fangirls

PLEASE PUT JACOB SARTORIOUS'S FANS ON THE LIST OF "MOST ANNOYING MUSIC FAN BASES"!

14 He's a laughingstock

Exactly. Please add "If he were murdered (big time)" to this list.

15 He asks for nudes of his fans

What?! A YOUNGER TEENAGER WANTS TO SEE NAKED, THICK, ROUND, SEXY, FEMININE THIGHS/BUTTOCKS OF WOMEN?!

By the time I saw this I knew the list was a joke

This kid is a pervert - Ihateschool

He's 13 years old for crying out loud smh

16 He doesn't listen, he hears

Naah, he's Satan's child of the music industry. >:(

17 He is the next Justin Bieber

Nope, Jake Paul is. I'm not a fan, but at least Jacob is respectful to his fans. And even if he does sing with autotune, at least he is actually doing something with his life (singing) instead of just creating controversy in order to stay relevant, which is exactly what Jake Paul is doing. Jake Paul is more like JB in his early years than Jacob. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Lol, even JB can do better - yungstirjoey666

18 He had a dark childhood

Which he has made SEVERAL excuses out of. - The Ultimate Daredevil, who gets too much hate from opinionazis

19 His can't sing without the help of autotune

Totally true!

I agree!

20 He looks like an elf

That means he knows Santa like personally - rcj37

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