Top Ten Best Things About Santa Claus
For all haters here is a list made by a beliver to make you think twiceSanta Isn't Real, you're parents were just lying to you. I saw this funny video where some pastor goes around telling children at the mall that santa wasn't real and I laughed really hard.
Yeah magic isn't real but Santa isn't real either. (Sorry to little kids)
He was based on Saint Nicholas a historic Christian saint and Greek Bishop of Myra from the 4th century who gave gifts to the poor.
You better shut up, you better go cry, you better shut up cause I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is not real after all
To the four idiots below me. HE IS REAL?! He left a letter one year >:( And magic is real?! I'm a witch for goodness sakes.
Time travel to England before Victorian...Hey look its Father Christmas a skinny bloke in green robes performing shows for adults. But he has a beard.
If he was real, this would be amazing.
No, your parents give you present
I love presents!
Totally jolly when he gets drunk visiting houses to drink booze but then the more he has he would go insane.
He is based on a Saint. Called Saint Nicholas. His original name was Father Christmas and was originally used in stage shows.
Since I'm religious this is the only real reason but these reasons only prove you like him not that he's real
Dude grow up he isn't REAL
He wasn't originally Father Christmas before Santa Claus, who just men dressing up in green robes and performing for adults and called Father Christmas. Not children and presents and reindeers. From paintings Saint Nicolas didn't look fat either.
Fat people are adorable
Coal is useful in a lot of ways. It could be useful for a fire or cooking food. So if Santa brings you coal he's still giving you a gift. So that means if you're bad you still get a gift.