Top Ten Best Things About Santa ClausSOUTHPARKFANHH For all haters here is a list made by a beliver to make you think twice
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To the four idiots below me. HE IS REAL?! He left a letter one year >:( And magic is real?! I'm a witch for goodness sakes. - Ilovestephanie
Santa Isn't Real, you're parents were just lying to you. I saw this funny video where some pastor goes around telling children at the mall that santa wasn't real and I laughed really hard.
You better shut up, you better go cry, you better shut up cause I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is not real after all
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I love presents!
Time travel to England before Victorian...Hey look its Father Christmas a skinny bloke in green robes performing shows for adults. But he has a beard.
If he was real, this would be amazing.
No, your parents give you present
He doesn't exist and also he use his only his raindeers can fly.
Yes he is! - Userguy44
He is based on a Saint. Called Saint Nicholas. His original name was Father Christmas and was originally used in stage shows.
Since I'm religious this is the only real reason but these reasons only prove you like him not that he's real - simpsondude
Dude grow up he isn't REAL
He wasn't originally Father Christmas before Santa Claus, who just men dressing up in green robes and performing for adults and called Father Christmas. Not children and presents and reindeers. From paintings Saint Nicolas didn't look fat either.
Fat people are adorable - MeaganSaysHI
Coal is useful in a lot of ways. It could be useful for a fire or cooking food. So if Santa brings you coal he's still giving you a gift. So that means if you're bad you still get a gift.
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2. He Gives You Presents
3. He Can Fly