Top Ten Best Things About Santa ClausSOUTHPARKFANHH For all haters here is a list made by a beliver to make you think twice
The Top Ten
Santa Isn't Real, you're parents were just lying to you. I saw this funny video where some pastor goes around telling children at the mall that santa wasn't real and I laughed really hard.
You better shut up, you better go cry, you better shut up cause I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is not real after all
Magic is not real
Yeah magic isn't real but Santa isn't real either. (Sorry to little kids)
He was based on Saint Nicholas a historic Christian saint and Greek Bishop of Myra from the 4th century who gave gifts to the poor.
No, your parents give you present
He doesn't exist and also he use his only his raindeers can fly.
Since I'm religious this is the only real reason but these reasons only prove you like him not that he's real - simpsondude
He is based on a Saint. Called Saint Nicholas. His original name was Father Christmas and was originally used in stage shows.
Dude grow up he isn't REAL
Fat people are adorable - MeaganSaysHI
Coal is useful in a lot of ways. It could be useful for a fire or cooking food. So if Santa brings you coal he's still giving you a gift. So that means if you're bad you still get a gift.
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2. He Gives You Presents
3. He Can Fly