Top Ten Best Things About Santa Claus

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For all haters here is a list made by a beliver to make you think twice

The Top Ten

1 He's Magical

To the four idiots below me. HE IS REAL?! He left a letter one year >:( And magic is real?! I'm a witch for goodness sakes. - Ilovestephanie

Santa Isn't Real, you're parents were just lying to you. I saw this funny video where some pastor goes around telling children at the mall that santa wasn't real and I laughed really hard.

You better shut up, you better go cry, you better shut up cause I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is not real after all

Magic is not real

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2 He Gives You Presents

I love presents!

Time travel to England before Victorian...Hey look its Father Christmas a skinny bloke in green robes performing shows for adults. But he has a beard.

If he was real, this would be amazing.

No, your parents give you present

3 He Can Fly

He doesn't exist and also he use his only his raindeers can fly.

4 He Is Jolly
5 He Is Nice

Yes he is! - Userguy44

6 He Is Religious

He is based on a Saint. Called Saint Nicholas. His original name was Father Christmas and was originally used in stage shows.

Since I'm religious this is the only real reason but these reasons only prove you like him not that he's real - simpsondude

7 He Is Colorful

Dude grow up he isn't REAL

8 His Suit
9 His Powers
10 He's Fat

He wasn't originally Father Christmas before Santa Claus, who just men dressing up in green robes and performing for adults and called Father Christmas. Not children and presents and reindeers. From paintings Saint Nicolas didn't look fat either.

Fat people are adorable - MeaganSaysHI

The Contenders

11 He Gives You Coal When You're Bad

Coal is useful in a lot of ways. It could be useful for a fire or cooking food. So if Santa brings you coal he's still giving you a gift. So that means if you're bad you still get a gift.

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