Top Ten Things About Spongebob That Are Not True

The Top Ten

1 The Show Should Be Cancelled

The only episode I think was worth watching was when the character SpongeBob proved himself worthy by getting his job as a fry cook and made friends with his neighbors but the rest is just teaching kids how to make irresponsible juvenile diliquents of themselves and making incredibly stupid decisions like the episode "A Life in the Day", where the moral is to live everyday to the fullest but in this case, SpongeBob a slightly-minded gay sea sponge living in a fruit, and his best friend an absent-minded starfish living, and speaking like possibly the dumbest caveman in history accept for the episode that reveals the truth when caveman invented fire, I feel this show should be banned for life and it's a waste of money and time of our public access to television I don't care if kids like it parents who let them watch it or what's more sad parents who actually like it you're letting you and your kids' brains turn to the dark and dull side. Do yourself a favor and vote by banning that ...more

Spongebob has gotten really bad lately. It's not funny anymore it's just stupid and annoying. They don't need to cancel it completely, but at least stop making new episodes.

It deserves to last longer then 20 seasons.

It should at least end at season 20

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2 Sandy and Spongebob Are In Love With Each Other

Their kids would look like aliens and that scene in Truth or Square turned out to be pretend.

It is unbelievable to think that some people actually believe that.

I see why people think this, but SpongeBob obviously doesn't want to settle down yet

Actually, it is true...

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3 Spongebob Is Gay

I saw this and thought this was utter rubbish. SpongeBob isn't gay and even if he was, it doesn't matter because SpongeBob isn't about anyones sexuality; it is about a guy and his friends doing their normal lifestyle- which just happenes to be an amazing one. Can people just couvade on being entertained?

Everyone was saying this at school and I'm just sitting down peacefully think "NO HIS NOT SpongeBob IS AWESOME! " - munkee_linc97

This was like, the BIGGEST rumor about Spongebob ever... - Celestius

He's asexual. - PerfectImpulseX

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4 The Newer Episodes Are Terrible

This is partly true, they still have creativity like Sand Castles In The Sand, Great Episode. But things like A Pal For Gary and One Coarse Meal Shouldn't have made it past the story board. I mean come on... SUICIDE ISN'T FUNNY! - bdcool3

With the exception of season 8, none of the seasons were bad in my opinion. One of the most underrated ones is choir boys, and it is among the best in the whole series. Some episodes seamed bad at first, but when I watched them again, I realized that they were great.

Some are extremely bad, but the newer seasons always have golden episodes. People just watch one episode and judge the whole season based on that.

Partly true, but not ALL new episodes are horrific. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

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5 The 1st Season Was the Only Good One

False. The 1st season was my favorite, but the 2nd & 3rd seasons were good too. The 1st season gave an under the sea feel with some comedy. But 2nd and 3rd season were more comedic than the others. Here is a simple review. 1st: gave me a I was under the sea feel. 2nd:home to my favorite episode (jellyfish hunter) but good. 3rd: quality slipped a tiny tiny bit but not that noticeable. Those are my thoughts on the situation.

Seasons 1-4 were all great! However, Patrick is the best character. Honestly, if he wasn't on the show, how many people do you think would still watch it?

It did have good episodes but so does Seasons 2 and onward

And season 4 and 3 were worse but still good

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6 The New Episodes Are Funny

The old episodes were creative and funny. SpongeBob wasn't smart in the old ones but he wasn't as dumb as he is now. The new episodes SpongeBob isn't smart at all and the humor is as creative.

Some episodes can be funny, but in general, there's more gross humor and less clever writing. It's more written for kids now instead of for kids, teens, adults, and everyone in between.

No comedy, but still the best currently airing on Nick, showing just how bad it is right now. - Goatworlds

Salsa Imbilicous sign moment is more funny than Salor Mouth dirty jokes

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7 Some Other Nick Shows Are Better Then It

NO SHOW IS BETTER THAN SpongeBob! I've heard a lot of Invader Zim fans saying that SpongeBob is stupid! THEY'RE ALL LIARS! - ravenann

It's not always, new sponge bobs are bad. Invader Zim is better than new sponge bobs.

The channel is destroying itself with these new shows with people who can't act to save a life. Remember "Marvin Marvin", "Zoey 101", "Victorious", or "iCarly? " You couldn't even begin to compare those shows to SpongeBob SquarePants, the one good thing that Nickelodeon ever did. - jamin00

No SpongeBob is the best animated show and always will be - PatrickStar

SpongeBob rules the school. - Goatworlds

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8 Plankton Is Evil

I don't think that Plankton is evil, just greedy and possibly misunderstood. He is not that evil if he even is evil.

Remember One Coarse Meal? Who was evil in that? - Garythesnail

Is taking over Bikini Bottom and enslaving the population not evil?

Umm what? Have you seen the Spongebob movie

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9 The Spongebob Squarepants Movie Isn't Any Good

I hate the second one! I was forced to go because everyone in my family likes it except me, and my parents don't care whether I want to go or not. It was the most boring thing ever, with a plot that has been overused to death. So, yeah, someone steals the secret formula, Mr. Krabs gets mad and the apocalypse starts (seriously? Because a recipe for burgers was stolen? ), SpongeBob gets Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and Sandy to help him get it back, they go through a lot of trouble to get it back, they get it back and Bikini Bottom turns to normal, the end. Ever heard that before? Oh, yes! Plenty of times, especially while watching SpongeBob!

Are you kidding me the SpongeBob movie was so funny and it was the best thing having to do with SpongeBob ever

Honestly, I only watch it for "the drunk on ice cream" scene, and "i'm A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK! " - Discord

I think the first movie was greater than the second one. - creed99

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10 The Show Is the Worst Show On the Planet

Of course its not, that spot goes to Fanboy and Chum Chum

The worst show is actually Uncle Grandpa

The new show is one of the worst on the planet- but the old show?...I. THINK. NOT.

Breadwinners, Fanboy and Chumchum, Planet Sheen,Mr Pickles, Pickle and peanut... - Garoto_Oceano

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The Contenders

11 Season 4 was Terrible

Season 4 was good

Season 4 is like second best only to Season 2. Season 3 has the same quality as 4.

Yeah, will people stop saying that? It's just like season 3. - Goatworlds

I think it's ok

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12 He's Annoying

If he IS annoying, it's in a good way. - Garythesnail

Yeah that's true, but in the modern episodes he's no longer annoying and nice and funny now he's just annoying and not in a good way. No offense, but of you do any comparisons between an episode from season 2 and an episode from season 9 then you can notice a major difference in SpongeBob's character. - Anonymousxcxc

Only if by annoying you mean AWESOME!

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13 Patrick Is the Best Character On the Show

If he was then he would be the main character.

He's probably one of the worst. Every post movie episode shows him as either incomprehensibly stupid or acting like a total prick to everyone around him, including his so called "best friend".

Then it would be called patrick star -

No he's not patrick is an jerk and a-hole who hates being called tubby

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14 Pearl Is Stupid

Are you serious? Pearl is an absolute BRAT. She is disrespectful to her dad (even though he's the reason why she's such a brat) she still is one of my least favorite characters in the show.

She's an idiot actually. She's also annoying. The Chaperone was a bad episode. How about summon PIkachu and USE THUNDERBOLT AND VOLT TACKLE! - Goatworlds

She is. She really is.

I actually like Pearl's character, although she can be annoying at times (especially in post-movie seasons).

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15 Classic era Sandy was a scientist

A lot of people use this to describe classic Sandy, but she only liked science in like one episode. She used to be the Texas tomboy.

She literally only mentioned science once before the movie, in the episode where she built a rocket. - Garythesnail

16 Plankton Should Get the Krabby Patty Formula

I kinda agree with that. Maybe they should have an episode to show what would happen if he ever DID get it. Other than that, the show would be TOTALLY ruined. Plankton wouldn't be there, Krusty Krab would close down and SpongeBob has no job

If he did then he would never need to be in another episode.

Well it needs him in it so never will happen

This would be a great way to end the series.

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17 Mr. Krabs Watches Porn

Actually, he does, in some undersea form. In one episode, not sure which, there was a porn reference, and someone, I believe it to be Mr. Krabs, was watching it. However, my memory's pretty hazy. It may have been SpongeBob, but that doesn't make it any less unsettling considering that in the SpongeBob world, he is considered a teenager.

That could only happen in a YouTube poop.

This is disgusting. - Goatworlds

Wait, what? Where did this even come from? - Garythesnail

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18 The Characters Aren't Based On the Seven Deadly Sins

It is true. I recently got the season 1 DVD, and they said it in the commentary for "Plankton! "

Huh I don't even know what those are. - Anonymousxcxc

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19 Plankton Should Commit Suicide

He should've commit suicide in One Coarse Meal.

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20 Squidward's Nose Is a Penis

I highly doubt little kids have stopped and thought about squidwards nose as being a penis, it is just a big nose people are so dirty minded, it's a cartoon for petes sake

It does not look like a penis... would his nose have an arrow-like shape on 1 part? - MeaganSaysHI

But peppa pigs dress is a penis - TheKirbyCreeper999

Oh, great. Now I can never unsee that. Thanks. - Garythesnail

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1. The Show Should Be Cancelled
2. Spongebob Is Gay
3. The Newer Episodes Are Terrible
1. Classic era Sandy was a scientist
2. Mr. Krabs Watches Porn
3. Plankton Should Commit Suicide
1. The Show Should Be Cancelled
2. Spongebob Is Gay
3. Sandy and Spongebob Are In Love With Each Other

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