Top Ten Things About Spongebob That Are Not True
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The only episode I think was worth watching was when the character SpongeBob proved himself worthy by getting his job as a fry cook and made friends with his neighbors but the rest is just teaching kids how to make irresponsible juvenile diliquents of themselves and making incredibly stupid decisions like the episode "A Life in the Day", where the moral is to live everyday to the fullest but in this case, SpongeBob a slightly-minded gay sea sponge living in a fruit, and his best friend an absent-minded starfish living, and speaking like possibly the dumbest caveman in history accept for the episode that reveals the truth when caveman invented fire, I feel this show should be banned for life and it's a waste of money and time of our public access to television I don't care if kids like it parents who let them watch it or what's more sad parents who actually like it you're letting you and your kids' brains turn to the dark and dull side. Do yourself a favor and vote by banning that ...more
Spongebob has gotten really bad lately. It's not funny anymore it's just stupid and annoying. They don't need to cancel it completely, but at least stop making new episodes.
It deserves to last longer then 20 seasons.
That's your opinion. You don't like it well there's thins thing, yeah its called a remote. You can switch the channel.14 Comments
Their kids would look like aliens and that scene in Truth or Square turned out to be pretend.
That's actually true - ConorDooley
It is unbelievable to think that some people actually believe that.
I see why people think this, but SpongeBob obviously doesn't want to settle down yet5 Comments
I saw this and thought this was utter rubbish. SpongeBob isn't gay and even if he was, it doesn't matter because SpongeBob isn't about anyones sexuality; it is about a guy and his friends doing their normal lifestyle- which just happenes to be an amazing one. Can people just couvade on being entertained?
This is ridiculous. Spongebob is not gay! - ForestFeline
Everyone was saying this at school and I'm just sitting down peacefully think "NO HIS NOT SpongeBob IS AWESOME! " - munkee_linc97
He is asexual20 Comments
Who actually thinks that? - greenshyguy
Actually I find season 3 and 4 to be the best. Season 1 was kinda boring, but season 2 wasn't bad
False. The 1st season was my favorite, but the 2nd & 3rd seasons were good too. The 1st season gave an under the sea feel with some comedy. But 2nd and 3rd season were more comedic than the others. Here is a simple review. 1st: gave me a I was under the sea feel. 2nd:home to my favorite episode (jellyfish hunter) but good. 3rd: quality slipped a tiny tiny bit but not that noticeable. Those are my thoughts on the situation.
Seasons 1-4 were all great! However, Patrick is the best character. Honestly, if he wasn't on the show, how many people do you think would still watch it?15 Comments
This is partly true, they still have creativity like Sand Castles In The Sand, Great Episode. But things like A Pal For Gary and One Coarse Meal Shouldn't have made it past the story board. I mean come on... SUICIDE ISN'T FUNNY! - bdcool3
With the exception of season 8, none of the seasons were bad in my opinion. One of the most underrated ones is choir boys, and it is among the best in the whole series. Some episodes seamed bad at first, but when I watched them again, I realized that they were great.
Some are extremely bad, but the newer seasons always have golden episodes. People just watch one episode and judge the whole season based on that.
There dumb and unfunny. The old ones make me laugh every time. The new ones make me vomit at the sight of spit and gross dramatic close ups, plus SpongeBob being annoying as hell. Then patrick being who he is now makes me wanna cry.18 Comments
I don't get why people like loud house. - Crizz
Apart from Shaun The Sheep, there isn't a SINGLE show currently on Nick that's better than SpongeBob. I've heard a lot of people say Loud House is better than SpongeBob JUST because of seasons 4-9A of SpongeBob. They're ALL liars! - TheAwesomeBowser
Spongebob and Loud House are the best shows right now in my opinion.
NO SHOW IS BETTER THAN SpongeBob! I've heard a lot of Invader Zim fans saying that SpongeBob is stupid! THEY'RE ALL LIARS! - ravenann
It's not always, new sponge bobs are bad. Invader Zim is better than new sponge bobs.9 Comments
Honestly, I disagree. - IcetailofWishClan
Opinions can't be true, opinions can't be false. This list is terrible and represents the horribleness of the SpongeBob fanbase. - TeamRocket747
The old episodes were creative and funny. SpongeBob wasn't smart in the old ones but he wasn't as dumb as he is now. The new episodes SpongeBob isn't smart at all and the humor is as creative.
Some episodes can be funny, but in general, there's more gross humor and less clever writing. It's more written for kids now instead of for kids, teens, adults, and everyone in between.7 Comments
Remember One Coarse Meal? Who was evil in that? - Garythesnail
Also, what Plankton did in the first movie was triple the evil of anything Krabs has done. He framed Krabs for a death penalized crime (Murder) and sent a dude to kill Spongebob and Patrick (Double Murder). He also enslaved an entire town (Crime Against Humanity). People mention the post-movie and say Plankton is misunderstood, but given the opportunity to kill Krabs or Spongebob he would take it 110%. Its just Krabs and Spongebob are so good at defending the formula now that Plankton has kinda given up. Plankton is definitely a better character, but for being evil. He's the villain of the story. That's literally his purpose. - Gods-Judgement
I don't think that Plankton is evil, just greedy and possibly misunderstood. He is not that evil if he even is evil.
Is taking over Bikini Bottom and enslaving the population not evil?
To me, he's evil in the pre-movie episodes and he just always overlooks something important. Nowadays, he's a whiny idiot who doesn't even understand what evil means.10 Comments
I honestly like both. - IcetailofWishClan
I hate the second one! I was forced to go because everyone in my family likes it except me, and my parents don't care whether I want to go or not. It was the most boring thing ever, with a plot that has been overused to death. So, yeah, someone steals the secret formula, Mr. Krabs gets mad and the apocalypse starts (seriously? Because a recipe for burgers was stolen? ), SpongeBob gets Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and Sandy to help him get it back, they go through a lot of trouble to get it back, they get it back and Bikini Bottom turns to normal, the end. Ever heard that before? Oh, yes! Plenty of times, especially while watching SpongeBob!
Are you kidding me the SpongeBob movie was so funny and it was the best thing having to do with SpongeBob ever
Honestly, I only watch it for "the drunk on ice cream" scene, and "i'm A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK! " - Discord6 Comments
I only hate the loud house to be honest. - Crizz
The Loud House says hello. - TheAwesomeBowser
Sanjay and Craig is the worst show on the planet. - ForestFeline
Of course its not, that spot goes to Fanboy and Chum Chum20 Comments
It's just really meh. Had some good episodes, but it had some bad episodes, some of which are REALLY bad *cough SquidBob TentaclePants cough *
It's honestly my favorite season. - IcetailofWishClan
Season 4 was good
Season 4 is like second best only to Season 2. Season 3 has the same quality as 4.6 Comments
Not Even Close to being true!
Annoying for kids ages 3-12 to laugh their heads off at.
If he IS annoying, it's in a good way. - Garythesnail
Yeah that's true, but in the modern episodes he's no longer annoying and nice and funny now he's just annoying and not in a good way. No offense, but of you do any comparisons between an episode from season 2 and an episode from season 9 then you can notice a major difference in SpongeBob's character. - Anonymousxcxc
Only if by annoying you mean AWESOME!2 Comments
Only in Seasons 1-3 and 9B. - greenshyguy
If he was then he would be the main character.
He's probably one of the worst. Every post movie episode shows him as either incomprehensibly stupid or acting like a total prick to everyone around him, including his so called "best friend".
Then it would be called patrick star -5 Comments
Are you serious? Pearl is an absolute BRAT. She is disrespectful to her dad (even though he's the reason why she's such a brat) she still is one of my least favorite characters in the show.
She's an idiot actually. She's also annoying. The Chaperone was a bad episode. How about summon PIkachu and USE THUNDERBOLT AND VOLT TACKLE! - Goatworlds
She is. She really is.
I actually like Pearl's character, although she can be annoying at times (especially in post-movie seasons).2 Comments
Everyone from SpongeBob is a adult - Crizz
You mean Spongebob? - Jasmine21064
Actually, he does, in some undersea form. In one episode, not sure which, there was a porn reference, and someone, I believe it to be Mr. Krabs, was watching it. However, my memory's pretty hazy. It may have been SpongeBob, but that doesn't make it any less unsettling considering that in the SpongeBob world, he is considered a teenager.
That could only happen in a YouTube poop.3 Comments
She kind of is - Crizz
A lot of people use this to describe classic Sandy, but she only liked science in like one episode. She used to be the Texas tomboy.
She literally only mentioned science once before the movie, in the episode where she built a rocket. - Garythesnail
I kinda agree with that. Maybe they should have an episode to show what would happen if he ever DID get it. Other than that, the show would be TOTALLY ruined. Plankton wouldn't be there, Krusty Krab would close down and SpongeBob has no job
If he did then he would never need to be in another episode.
Well it needs him in it so never will happen
This would be a great way to end the series.4 Comments
One of the writers on the Season 1 DVD commentary said they actually are. Here are each of them with episode examples:
Greed - Mr. Krabs - Born Again Krabs, The Krabby Kronicle, No Hat for Pat, The Krusty Towers, The Jellyfish Hunter
Envy - Plankton - The Algae is Always Greener, Welcome to the Chum Bucket, Plankton!
Sloth - Patrick - Big Pink Loser, The Pink Purloiner, Stanley S. SquarePants
Wrath - Squidward - Just One Bite, Opposite Day, The Idiot Box, Sentimental Sponge, Sweet and Sour Squid
Pride - Sandy - Pressure, Texas, Rodeo Daze
Gluttony - Gary - Have You Seen This Snail? , Fungus Among Us, I Had an Accident
Lust - SpongeBob - Boating School, The Secret Box, A Day Without Tears, No Weenies Allowed, Are You Happy Now?
Some of the examples I put are only in part of the episode. For example, Patrick does nothing in "The Pink Purloiner" for eight hours straight. In the rest of the episode, however, he puts in a lot of effort to make SpongeBob a ...more
It is true. I recently got the season 1 DVD, and they said it in the commentary for "Plankton! "
Huh I don't even know what those are. - Anonymousxcxc
They are.1 Comment
He once tried to get hit by a bus
Yes he should! - ConorDooley
No he shouldn't. - Anonymousxcxc
God that episode was innapropriate2 Comments
Hey, even the older seasons had some bad episodes.
There's obviously going to be some duds, but not all of them. - IcetailofWishClan
Atlantis SquarePantis is not modern SpongeBob, and Dear Viking is bad, but not terrible. - KalloFox34
Atlantis SquarePantis is just a normal bad episode.
I would say the Vikings is the worst but not Atlantis squarepantis
I highly doubt little kids have stopped and thought about squidwards nose as being a penis, it is just a big nose people are so dirty minded, it's a cartoon for petes sake
But peppa pigs dress is a penis - TheKirbyCreeper999
It does not look like a penis... would his nose have an arrow-like shape on 1 part? - MeaganSaysHI
You dirty minded idiots, Who thought of this?3 Comments
Squidward is very legendary!
Sanjay and Craig is dumb
No, no, no. Sanjay and Craig is worse. - Anonymousxcxc
Dumbest show - Goatworlds
NO, HE LIKES KRABBY PATTIES, RIGHT "TO LOVE A PATTY THE WORST EPISODE OF SEASON 5?!
Well he might it depends he's not really ready(after all he doesn't have a steady job or a car)
He isn't gay... He's asexual...
HE'S NOT GAY1 Comment
He is. He's dumber than the rock he lives in. - Goatworlds
It is kinda true. - Connor360
Ye of course that was how they made him
His IQ is less than -30. IQ of below 70 is retarded. - Goatworlds1 Comment
This seems to be pretty true, Nickelodeon can't think of any more ideas after Season 10. - nelsonerica
Season 10... Probably will be just decent. No other seasons are like that. Season 5 was good, Season 4 was great.
The show was renewed for a season 11 and 12 and the show might end on it's 20th season if I'm correct
EVEN SEASON 10 IS GOING TO
What you hate the fact that spongebob is evil will he is not so shut up
He's not evil, he's just very annoying. - Anonymousxcxc
No but his boss is sevil
I mean evil not sevil
In my top 10 - Goatworlds
Squidward is the best though. - Goatworlds
Who the heck posted he likes Patrick and Squidward? That's way dumber than this! Gosh, some people are stupid :l
Some of the earlier episodes like Ripped Pants and arguably Squirrel Jokes did sort of imply this.
He likes patrick and squidward
SpongeBob does like Sandy! It's true!2 Comments
Do you really think they would try to do this on a kids show?
She grew up in Texas!
Come on guys, I don't even like SpongeBob and I know Sandy is from Texas! (Actually she's my favorite character.) - RiverClanRocks
Texas! - Goatworlds
Em I the only wand who thinks that modern Spongebob was for adults
Of course! Seasons 1 and 5 were good, Seasons 2-4 were great, Season 6 was bad, Season 7 (Around the time One Coarse Meal aired) IS when the show hit rock bottom. Season 8 was the start of its inprovement, but still a bad season, it was still bad in Season 9.
9 is good.. - Garoto_Oceano
The only reason she's like this is because of her idiot father, the crab, who got her dead batteries for Christmas and made her a raw meat statue for her sweet sixteen.
The only reason that people don't like her is because she's not in many episodes. And if she wasn't a character then some of the episodes never would've exsited.
Pearl is one of my favorite characters - PatrickStar
It seems no matter how many other episodes there are with different plots somehow spongebob and Patrick always find a way to torture Squidward, I know they did this in earlier episodes like The one where squidward tricks them into thinking it's opiate day but it has gotten worse yo the point where squidward might as well kill himself.
In the newer episodes, yes. But in the old episodes, he was truly a great character. Band Geeks, Pizza Delivery, Shanghaid. The new episodes don't count as SpongeBob, so this is not true.
I did, but you didn't. - KalloFox34
I was actually born the year it came out! And the month before it did! - creed99
Some people did. Just because you didn't doesn't make it untrue.
I think this was a meme. It's stupid people think he is..
God I hated that episode. And you're wrong he shouldn't commit suicide. - Goatworlds
He should've commit suicide in Are You happy Now.
I'm so sick of the suicide mentions and the negative rep on homosexuality and death comments. Sure I may hate various things, but that doesn't mean I comment the death comments and suicide stuff. - Anonymousxcxc
This is parodied in a lot of YouTube poops.
Oh come on squidward is a flaming queen
He's a sea sponge.
He just looks like one
People who like it are immature 7 year olds. Also the other comment is wrong 10 year olds are awesome.
It's TERRIBLE. Anyone who thinks it's funny has the mind of a 10 year old.
I like it... so I'm a 7 year old...yea your idiots - WinnerTaker
It was HORRIBLE! Especially One Coarse Meal and A Pal for Gary
There are a couple of decent episodes still, though. - IcetailofWishClan
It always was bad. - Goatworlds
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Updated 6 Nov 2019
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