Top Ten Things About Spongebob That Are Not True

The Top Ten
1 The Show Should Be Cancelled

They can't cancel SpongeBob, it's the only surviving Nicktoon from the 90's. Plus, Stephen Hillenburg is on the show again, and some of the new episodes are getting a little better.

That's your opinion. You don't like it well there's thins thing, yeah its called a remote. You can switch the channel.

What SpongeBob should NOT be canceled whoever said the show should be canceled has no taste in good shows.

2 Sandy and Spongebob Are In Love With Each Other

Their kids would look like aliens and that scene in Truth or Square turned out to be pretend.

I see why people think this, but SpongeBob obviously doesn't want to settle down yet

It is unbelievable to think that some people actually believe that.

3 Spongebob Is Gay

I saw this and thought this was utter rubbish. SpongeBob isn't gay and even if he was, it doesn't matter because SpongeBob isn't about anyones sexuality; it is about a guy and his friends doing their normal lifestyle- which just happenes to be an amazing one. Can people just couvade on being entertained?

Well... I'm not sure. There is a fine line between old SpongeBob (seasons1-5)
And knew SpongeBob (season 6 and beyond). Now, by the time the show was in the 6th season, it changed because so many people who worked on the show did not anymore, so it was pretty much a different show. And in season 6, SpongeBob kissed Squidward! Yes you heard me right! But that was new, pretty much intirely different SpongeBob. The classic real SpongeBob is not! He even tried to impress sandy cheeks in season 1, so he is not gay. Long live SpongeBob!

Who really cares about a cartoon character sponge and his relationships? Most of the viewers are young children who could care less about his being gay.

Everyone was saying this at school and I'm just sitting down peacefully think "NO HIS NOT SpongeBob IS AWESOME! "

4 The 1st Season Was the Only Good One

False. The 1st season was my favorite, but the 2nd & 3rd seasons were good too. The 1st season gave an under the sea feel with some comedy. But 2nd and 3rd season were more comedic than the others. Here is a simple review. 1st: gave me a I was under the sea feel. 2nd:home to my favorite episode (jellyfish hunter) but good. 3rd: quality slipped a tiny tiny bit but not that noticeable. Those are my thoughts on the situation.

Well I agree that season 1 was good, but so were all of the other seasons (2-3) before the movie (the first one) after the 1st movie SpongeBob sucked in my opinion.

Seasons 1-4 were all great! However, Patrick is the best character. Honestly, if he wasn't on the show, how many people do you think would still watch it?

I liked season 2 and 3 a lot, but NOTHING beats season 1. It gave us Bubblestand, A.K.A. Best episode ever, Pizza Delivery, Hall monitor, SB-129, Sleepy Time, and more masterpieces. So I sort of agree with this statement.

5 The Newer Episodes Are Terrible

With the exception of season 8, none of the seasons were bad in my opinion. One of the most underrated ones is choir boys, and it is among the best in the whole series. Some episodes seamed bad at first, but when I watched them again, I realized that they were great.

This is partly true, they still have creativity like Sand Castles In The Sand, Great Episode. But things like A Pal For Gary and One Coarse Meal Shouldn't have made it past the story board. I mean come on... SUICIDE ISN'T FUNNY!

Some are extremely bad, but the newer seasons always have golden episodes. People just watch one episode and judge the whole season based on that.

6 The New Episodes Are Funny

The old episodes were creative and funny. SpongeBob wasn't smart in the old ones but he wasn't as dumb as he is now. The new episodes SpongeBob isn't smart at all and the humor is as creative.

Some episodes can be funny, but in general, there's more gross humor and less clever writing. It's more written for kids now instead of for kids, teens, adults, and everyone in between.

The stuff they call SpongeBob now is complete rushed garbage. Season 1 - 4 were good but anything after is terrible.

7 Some Other Nick Shows Are Better Then It

The channel is destroying itself with these new shows with people who can't act to save a life. Remember "Marvin Marvin", "Zoey 101", "Victorious", or "iCarly? " You couldn't even begin to compare those shows to SpongeBob SquarePants, the one good thing that Nickelodeon ever did.

There are better shows than current SpongeBob. nothing' beats good ol' seasons 1-3, but all these new ones are complete and utter crap that can't even entertain a 4-year-old. Personally, I think Henry Danger is a lot better than CURRENT SpongeBob.

NO SHOW IS BETTER THAN SpongeBob! I've heard a lot of Invader Zim fans saying that SpongeBob is stupid! THEY'RE ALL LIARS!

8 Plankton Is Evil

Maybe plankton needs to learn that what he's doing is bad and is hurting mr krabs really bad. I hope he will learn. Maybe because he got picked on a lot and thought that maybe he should be mean also

To me, he's evil in the pre-movie episodes and he just always overlooks something important. Nowadays, he's a whiny idiot who doesn't even understand what evil means.

I don't think that Plankton is evil, just greedy and possibly misunderstood. He is not that evil if he even is evil.

He is the best character on the show in my opinion but he's not nearly as bad as Mr. Krabs now that guy is really evil butI, still like Krabs too.

9 The Spongebob Squarepants Movie Isn't Any Good

Are you kidding me the SpongeBob movie was so funny and it was the best thing having to do with SpongeBob ever

Honestly, I only watch it for "the drunk on ice cream" scene, and "i'm A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK! "

The first one was great! The second one was an utter disappointment

10 Bikini Bottom is Located On Land

Well technically speaking it is on land that is submerged in water

The Contenders
11 Classic era Sandy was a scientist

A lot of people use this to describe classic Sandy, but she only liked science in like one episode. She used to be the Texas tomboy.

She literally only mentioned science once before the movie, in the episode where she built a rocket.

She kind of is

12 The Show Is the Worst Show On the Planet

I thought that Dora the Explorer was the worst one. Hated it as a little kid, hate it now. (Talking about Dora).

People who say this are probably basing their opinions only on episodes from the last decade.

No. My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic is the worst show ever! Not SpongeBob.

13 Season 4 was Terrible

It's just really meh. Had some good episodes, but it had some bad episodes, some of which are REALLY bad *cough SquidBob TentaclePants cough *

Season 4 is like second best only to Season 2. Season 3 has the same quality as 4.

Yeah, will people stop saying that? It's just like season 3.

14 Squidward lives in a pineapple
15 He's Annoying

Annoying for kids ages 3-12 to laugh their heads off at.

Not Even Close to being true!

Only if by annoying you mean AWESOME!

If he IS annoying, it's in a good way.

16 Mr. Krabs Hired His Nephews

No his nephews wanted the job but he said no

17 Sandy Grew Up in Bikini Bottom

Come on guys, I don't even like SpongeBob and I know Sandy is from Texas! (Actually she's my favorite character.)

She grew up in Texas!

18 Patrick Is the Best Character On the Show

He's probably one of the worst. Every post movie episode shows him as either incomprehensibly stupid or acting like a total prick to everyone around him, including his so called "best friend".

No he's not patrick is an jerk and a-hole who hates being called tubby

If he was then he would be the main character.

I think Sandy is the best not patrick star

19 Pearl Is Stupid

I actually like Pearl's character, although she can be annoying at times (especially in post-movie seasons).

She's just a walking teen stereotype, not stupid.

She is. She really is.

20 Mr. Krabs Watches Porn

I actually know how this started: In Mid Life Crustacean, when Mr. Krabs goes into the laundromat, it sounds like he says "Any porn in this store?! "

That could only happen in a YouTube poop.

Wait, what? Where did this even come from?

21 Plankton Should Get the Krabby Patty Formula

I kinda agree with that. Maybe they should have an episode to show what would happen if he ever DID get it. Other than that, the show would be TOTALLY ruined. Plankton wouldn't be there, Krusty Krab would close down and SpongeBob has no job

If he did then he would never need to be in another episode.

Well it needs him in it so never will happen

This would be a great way to end the series.

22 Tom Kenny is Dead

He is not dead and he is still alive today in 2023.

That's a load of horse feces.

Another stupid death hoax.

23 The Characters Aren't Based On the Seven Deadly Sins

One of the writers on the Season 1 DVD commentary said they actually are. Here are each of them with episode examples:

Greed - Mr. Krabs - Born Again Krabs, The Krabby Kronicle, No Hat for Pat, The Krusty Towers, The Jellyfish Hunter
Envy - Plankton - The Algae is Always Greener, Welcome to the Chum Bucket, Plankton!
Sloth - Patrick - Big Pink Loser, The Pink Purloiner, Stanley S. SquarePants
Wrath - Squidward - Just One Bite, Opposite Day, The Idiot Box, Sentimental Sponge, Sweet and Sour Squid
Pride - Sandy - Pressure, Texas, Rodeo Daze
Gluttony - Gary - Have You Seen This Snail? , Fungus Among Us, I Had an Accident
Lust - SpongeBob - Boating School, The Secret Box, A Day Without Tears, No Weenies Allowed, Are You Happy Now?

Some of the examples I put are only in part of the episode. For example, Patrick does nothing in "The Pink Purloiner" for eight hours straight. In the rest of the episode, however, he puts in a lot of effort to make SpongeBob a ...more

It is true. I recently got the season 1 DVD, and they said it in the commentary for "Plankton! "

I found more examples!

Sandy - Pride - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm, Karate Choppers
Mr. Krabs - Greed - The Cent of Money, Krabby Land, As Seen on T.V. , Can You Spare a Dime? , Atlantis SquarePants, Band Geeks
SpongeBob - Lust - Help Wanted, Tea at the Treedome, Not Normal
Patrick - Sloth - Gone, Porous Pockets, No Hat for Pat, Rule of Dumb
Squidward - Wrath - Good Neighbors, Squidwood, Chum Fricasee, Can You Spare a Dime? , Rule of Dumb
Gary - Gluttony - Procrastination
Envy - Plankton - Spongicus, F.U.N.

Huh I don't even know what those are.

24 Plankton Should Commit Suicide

He should've commit suicide in One Coarse Meal.

He once tried to get hit by a bus

No he shouldn't.

25 Dear Vikings and Atlantis SquarePants are among the very worst of Modern SpongeBob

Atlantis SquarePantis is not modern SpongeBob, and Dear Viking is bad, but not terrible.

I would say the Vikings is the worst but not Atlantis squarepantis

Atlantis SquarePantis is just a normal bad episode.

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