Top Ten Best Things About Toilets

BlueTopazIceVanilla
Now, finally…THE SEQUEL HAS COME!!!!
In this list's sister list, Top Ten Worst Things About Toilets, people were complaining about it, so I finally came out with a list positively talking about toilets!
Enjoy! :D

The Top Ten

1 Toilets have revolutionized the way we defecate

Please tell me this list is a joke - SirSkeletorThe3rd

My toilet is the reason I wake up each morning, and the reason I go to sleep each night.

I'm laughing at this list! So stupid yet so hilarious!

Funniest list to exist - yungstirjoey666

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2 They are cute

Cilan is cute, kittens are cute, puppies are cute, toilets are not. - RiverClanRocks

How is a toilet cute? - cosmo

Toilets are cute?! What is so cute about an instrument that flushes pee and poop? My reaction to this is "What the heck?! " - AnimeDrawer

They are very cute. - CinderpeltandCinderheart

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3 There are many different names for toilets

The crapper, oval office, think tank, porcelain God - Mcgillacuddy

Do we even care about naming toilets? - Nateawesomeness

Yes I know. There's a list about it - bobbythebrony

The Crap Pan, The S**tter, The royal throne. - Lunala

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4 They make our world cleaner

You made another list about toilets? Gee, you might as well marry one. - nintendofan126

Ok?!

Yea...they make the sewers much cleaner(sarcasm) - Nateawesomeness

5 World Toilet Day, celebrated every November 19

This is actually a thing? What the heck? - RiverClanRocks

One of the most pointless holidays of the world... - Nateawesomeness

This day ACTUALLY exists?!?! - 906389

An entire DAY just to celebrate toilets? Funny and stupid at the same time. - Lunala

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6 They're better than a hole in the ground

The only good reason on the list - Nateawesomeness

Well, that is true, I would not like to sit in a hole. - AnimeDrawer

Defintely, 1000s times better!

True - mayamanga

7 The flushing sound is the most beautiful, heartfelt, emotional, and meaningful sound in the world

More like the most meaningless, annoying, weird, awkward sound. What is so meaningful about pee and poop being flushed? - AnimeDrawer

For high people like you... - Nateawesomeness

This list is weird but funny but kinda stupid. - Lunala

No, it's scary! - anonygirl

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8 It diminished the use of outhouses

Don't outhouses have toilets in them? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

9 Toilets can be used with another very beautiful thing in life: Toilet paper

Toilet paper isn't beautiful. You use it to wipe your butt, and that's it. - RiverClanRocks

Toilet paper is more useful for toilet papering houses. - nintendofan126

What's so beautiful about wiping your butt? - TwilightKitsune

Bad news minion haters. You guys can't wipe your butts in piece because they made toilet paper with minions on it. NOTHING is safe anymore. MINIONS are taking ove- Banana! HAHAAHAHA. - Lunala

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10 Toilets allow you to have uninterrupted time to yourself

They help me relax
without people ramming in through the door going through stuff for a hour - lol2016

The Contenders

11 Toilets are very educational

More like it does not teach you anything. - AnimeDrawer

Not as educational as PBS shows are. - anonygirl

The 'i' in toilets tells you to watch out for spelling mistakes. Also, it teaches you hand-eye coordination, because you can barely see your butt while wiping it. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

12 Toilets are funny

Toilet humor is rather gross than funny. - cosmo

For immature people... - Nateawesomeness

For immature 3-year-old boys. - anonygirl

13 Even two-year-olds are able to use them
14 They now flush automatically
15 The porcelain makes it look very fancy
16 They give you somewhere to poop
17 A Captain Underpants villain is based off one
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