Top Ten Best Things About Toilets

Now, finally…THE SEQUEL HAS COME!!!!
In this list's sister list, Top Ten Worst Things About Toilets, people were complaining about it, so I finally came out with a list positively talking about toilets!
Enjoy! :D

The Top Ten

1 Toilets have revolutionized the way we defecate

Please tell me this list is a joke - SirSkeletorThe3rd

I'm laughing at this list! So stupid yet so hilarious!

My toilet is the reason I wake up each morning, and the reason I go to sleep each night.

Funniest list to exist - yungstirjoey666

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2 They are cute

Cilan is cute, kittens are cute, puppies are cute, toilets are not. - RiverClanRocks

How is a toilet cute? - cosmo

Toilets are cute?! What is so cute about an instrument that flushes pee and poop? My reaction to this is "What the heck?! "

Puppies are cute, kittens are cute, Marilyn Manson is cute,but TOILETS?!

Why would anyone think a toilet is cute? They're actually full of pee, poop, and barf. Puppies, kittens, and anything like that are cute, but not toilets. - PhilTheCorgi

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3 There are many different names for toilets

The crapper, oval office, think tank, porcelain God - Mcgillacuddy

Do we even care about naming toilets? - Nateawesomeness

Yes I know. There's a list about it - bobbythebrony

The Crap Pan, The S**tter, The royal throne. - Lunala

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4 They make our world cleaner

You made another list about toilets? Gee, you might as well marry one. - nintendofan126


Yea...they make the sewers much cleaner(sarcasm) - Nateawesomeness

5 World Toilet Day, celebrated every November 19

This is actually a thing? What the heck? - RiverClanRocks

This day ACTUALLY exists?!?! - 906389

One of the most pointless holidays of the world... - Nateawesomeness

What kind of holiday is that?

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6 They're better than a hole in the ground

The only good reason on the list - Nateawesomeness

Well, that is true, I would not like to sit in a hole.

Defintely, 1000s times better!


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7 The flushing sound is the most beautiful, heartfelt, emotional, and meaningful sound in the world

More like the most meaningless, annoying, weird, awkward sound. What is so meaningful about pee and poop being flushed?

For high people like you... - Nateawesomeness

This list is weird but funny but kinda stupid. - Lunala

No, it's scary! - anonygirl

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8 It diminished the use of outhouses

Don't outhouses have toilets in them? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

9 Toilets can be used with another very beautiful thing in life: Toilet paper

Toilet paper isn't beautiful. You use it to wipe your butt, and that's it. - RiverClanRocks

Toilet paper is more useful for toilet papering houses. - nintendofan126

What's so beautiful about wiping your butt? - TwilightKitsune

What about when Troublemakers throw TP all over houses, is that beautiful? - SpectralOwl

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10 Toilets allow you to have uninterrupted time to yourself

That is true

They help me relax
without people ramming in through the door going through stuff for a hour - lol2016

The Contenders

11 Toilets are very educational

More like it does not teach you anything.

Not as educational as PBS shows are. - anonygirl

The 'i' in toilets tells you to watch out for spelling mistakes. Also, it teaches you hand-eye coordination, because you can barely see your butt while wiping it. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Toilets are as educational as a dita von teese performance (not educational at all)

12 Toilets are funny

Toilet humor is rather gross than funny. - cosmo

For immature people... - Nateawesomeness

For immature 3-year-old boys. - anonygirl

13 Even two-year-olds are able to use them

My cousins can use a toilet when they were 2 but since my mom toilet trained me late I didn't use one until I was 3. I probably only used it once or twice when I was 2 but that's about it...

14 They now flush automatically
15 The porcelain makes it look very fancy
16 They give you somewhere to poop

True it's better than crapping on the floor

17 A Captain Underpants villain is based off one
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Top Remixes

1. Toilets have revolutionized the way we defecate
2. There are many different names for toilets
3. They make our world cleaner


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