Top Ten Best Things About Toilets

Now, finally…THE SEQUEL HAS COME!!!!
In this list's sister list, Top Ten Worst Things About Toilets, people were complaining about it, so I finally came out with a list positively talking about toilets!
Enjoy! :D

The Top Ten

1 They are cute

Cilan is cute, kittens are cute, puppies are cute, toilets are not.

Toilets are cute?! What is so cute about an instrument that flushes pee and poop? My reaction to this is "What the heck?! "

How is a toilet cute?

They are very cute.

2 Toilets have revolutionized the way we defecate

My toilet is the reason I wake up each morning, and the reason I go to sleep each night.

I'm laughing at this list! So stupid yet so hilarious!

Funniest list to exist

This ist is dumb.

3 There are many different names for toilets

There are many different names for couches too.

Couches, Sofa, Settee

The crapper, oval office, think tank, porcelain God

Do we even care about naming toilets?

Yes I know. There's a list about it

4 World Toilet Day, celebrated every November 19

This is actually a thing? What the heck?

This day ACTUALLY exists?!?!

One of the most pointless holidays of the world...

An entire DAY just to celebrate toilets? Funny and stupid at the same time.

5 They make our world cleaner

You made another list about toilets? Gee, you might as well marry one. - nintendofan126

Hey, they do, they really do.

Ok?!

Yea...they make the sewers much cleaner(sarcasm) - Nateawesomeness

6 They're better than a hole in the ground

The only good reason on the list

Well, that is true, I would not like to sit in a hole.

Defintely, 1000s times better!

True

7 The flushing sound is the most beautiful, heartfelt, emotional, and meaningful sound in the world

Okay. I'm guessing that this is just a joke and that you are just not really dirty minded. If you did not do this for I joke, then I do not know how to describe you. My top ten reasons that toilets are great would never have been posted.

More like the most meaningless, annoying, weird, awkward sound. What is so meaningful about pee and poop being flushed?

For high people like you...

This list is weird but funny but kinda stupid.

8 It diminished the use of outhouses

Don't outhouses have toilets in them? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

9 Toilets can be used with another very beautiful thing in life: Toilet paper

MA, I think Sarah got into the cocaine stash again...

Toilet. Paper. Is. Not. Beautiful.

Toilet paper isn't beautiful. You use it to wipe your butt, and that's it. - RiverClanRocks

Toilet paper is more useful for toilet papering houses. - nintendofan126

10 Toilets are very educational

More like it does not teach you anything.

Not as educational as PBS shows are.

The 'i' in toilets tells you to watch out for spelling mistakes. Also, it teaches you hand-eye coordination, because you can barely see your butt while wiping it.

Toilets are as educational as a dita von teese performance (not educational at all)

The Contenders

11 Toilets allow you to have uninterrupted time to yourself

That's true

That is true

They help me relax
without people ramming in through the door going through stuff for a hour - lol2016

12 Toilets are funny

Toilet humor is rather gross than funny.

For immature people...

For immature 3-year-old boys.

They are actually.

13 Even two-year-olds are able to use them

My cousins can use a toilet when they were 2 but since my mom toilet trained me late I didn't use one until I was 3. I probably only used it once or twice when I was 2 but that's about it...

Two year olds can use TVs too.

14 They give you somewhere to poop

True it's better than crapping on the floor

15 They now flush automatically
16 The porcelain makes it look very fancy
17 A Captain Underpants villain is based off one
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