Top Ten Best Things About Toilets

Now, finally…THE SEQUEL HAS COME!!!!
In this list's sister list, Top Ten Worst Things About Toilets, people were complaining about it, so I finally came out with a list positively talking about toilets!
Enjoy! :D
The Top Ten
1 Toilets have revolutionized the way we defecate

I don't think people understand how toilets have bettered our lives. WITHOUT TOILETS, WE WOULD BE NOTHING. (Jk on that last sentence. But I think you get the point.)

My toilet is the reason I wake up each morning, and the reason I go to sleep each night.

I'm laughing at this list! So stupid yet so hilarious!

2 They are cute

Toilets are cute?! What is so cute about an instrument that flushes pee and poop? My reaction to this is "What the heck?! "

At least you have a better sense of cutness than this one ranking of 72 cutest animals. They thought octupus belonged in a good spot on the list

Cilan is cute, kittens are cute, puppies are cute, toilets are not.

3 There are many different names for toilets

There are many different names for couches too.

Couches, Sofa, Settee

The crapper, oval office, think tank, porcelain God

Do we even care about naming toilets?

Yes I know. There's a list about it

4 They make our world cleaner

You made another list about toilets? Gee, you might as well marry one.

Should be number one. Only one that is great.

Hey, they do, they really do.

5 World Toilet Day, celebrated every November 19

It promotes sanitization, and the addition of toilets to every place that doesn't have one. And…

IT'S AN ACTUAL HOLIDAY DEDICATED TO TOILETS!

An entire DAY just to celebrate toilets? Funny and stupid at the same time.

Lol, probably some fake holiday made by the one and only Bluetopazicevanilla!

6 They're better than a hole in the ground

Well, that is true, I would not like to sit in a hole.

The only good reason on the list

7 The flushing sound is the most beautiful, heartfelt, emotional, and meaningful sound in the world

Okay. I'm guessing that this is just a joke and that you are just not really dirty minded. If you did not do this for I joke, then I do not know how to describe you. My top ten reasons that toilets are great would never have been posted.

More like the most meaningless, annoying, weird, awkward sound. What is so meaningful about pee and poop being flushed?

This list is the toilet version of The Best Song. And I love it.

8 It diminished the use of outhouses

Don't outhouses have toilets in them?

9 Toilets can be used with another very beautiful thing in life: Toilet paper

Bad news minion haters. You guys can't wipe your butts in piece because they made toilet paper with minions on it. NOTHING is safe anymore. MINIONS are taking ove- Banana! HAHAAHAHA.

Toilet paper isn't beautiful. You use it to wipe your butt, and that's it.

Toilet paper is more useful for toilet papering houses.

Toilet paper is to wipe yo butt, how is that beautiful?

10 Toilets are very educational

The 'i' in toilets tells you to watch out for spelling mistakes. Also, it teaches you hand-eye coordination, because you can barely see your butt while wiping it.

Toilets are as educational as a dita von teese performance (not educational at all)

More like it does not teach you anything.

Not as educational as PBS shows are.

The Contenders
11 Toilets allow you to have uninterrupted time to yourself
12 Toilets are funny

Toilet humor is rather gross than funny.

For immature 3-year-old boys.

For immature people...

They are actually.

13 Even two-year-olds are able to use them

My cousins can use a toilet when they were 2 but since my mom toilet trained me late I didn't use one until I was 3. I probably only used it once or twice when I was 2 but that's about it...

14 They give you somewhere to poop

True it's better than crapping on the floor

15 They now flush automatically
16 The porcelain makes it look very fancy
17 A Captain Underpants villain is based off one
18 It's a good place to puke
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