Top Ten Best Things About Toilets

BlueTopazIceVanilla
Now, finally…THE SEQUEL HAS COME!!!!
In this list's sister list, Top Ten Worst Things About Toilets, people were complaining about it, so I finally came out with a list positively talking about toilets!
Enjoy! :D

The Top Ten

1 They are cute

What is this list? - Randomator

Good Lord what is this? - Demon_Kitty

Yep. Meet my ADORABLE new pet potty! - Cyri

Puppies are cute, kittens are cute, Marilyn Manson is cute,but TOILETS?!

Why would anyone think a toilet is cute? They're actually full of pee, poop, and barf. Puppies, kittens, and anything like that are cute, but not toilets. - PhilTheCorgi

V 15 Comments
2 Toilets have revolutionized the way we defecate

Please tell me this list is a joke - SirSkeletorThe3rd

I'm laughing at this list! So stupid yet so hilarious!

My toilet is the reason I wake up each morning, and the reason I go to sleep each night.

Funniest list to exist - yungstirjoey666

V 2 Comments
3 There are many different names for toilets

Water closet. - Userguy44

Just call it a toilet - Demon_Kitty

The crapper, oval office, think tank, porcelain God - Mcgillacuddy

Do we even care about naming toilets? - Nateawesomeness

V 3 Comments
4 They make our world cleaner

Hey, they do, they really do.

You made another list about toilets? Gee, you might as well marry one. - nintendofan126

Ok?!

Yea...they make the sewers much cleaner(sarcasm) - Nateawesomeness

5 World Toilet Day, celebrated every November 19

Lol What - Randomator

Who made this? - ElSherlock

That's a HOLIDAY? - Demon_Kitty

What kind of holiday is that?

V 9 Comments
6 They're better than a hole in the ground

True - oneshot

True

The only good reason on the list - Nateawesomeness

Well, that is true, I would not like to sit in a hole.

V 2 Comments
7 The flushing sound is the most beautiful, heartfelt, emotional, and meaningful sound in the world

This list is the toilet version of The Best Song. And I love it. - oneshot

More like the most meaningless, annoying, weird, awkward sound. What is so meaningful about pee and poop being flushed?

For high people like you... - Nateawesomeness

This list is weird but funny but kinda stupid. - Lunala

V 5 Comments
8 It diminished the use of outhouses

Don't outhouses have toilets in them? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

9 Toilets can be used with another very beautiful thing in life: Toilet paper

MA, I think Sarah got into the cocaine stash again...

Toilet. Paper. Is. Not. Beautiful. - Demon_Kitty

Toilet paper isn't beautiful. You use it to wipe your butt, and that's it. - RiverClanRocks

Toilet paper is more useful for toilet papering houses. - nintendofan126

V 7 Comments
10 Toilets allow you to have uninterrupted time to yourself

That's true - Demon_Kitty

That is true

They help me relax
without people ramming in through the door going through stuff for a hour - lol2016

The Contenders

11 Toilets are very educational

Toilets are as educational as a dita von teese performance (not educational at all)

More like it does not teach you anything.

Not as educational as PBS shows are. - anonygirl

The 'i' in toilets tells you to watch out for spelling mistakes. Also, it teaches you hand-eye coordination, because you can barely see your butt while wiping it. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

V 1 Comment
12 Toilets are funny

They are actually. - Userguy44

For 6 year oldat - Demon_Kitty

Toilet humor is rather gross than funny. - cosmo

For immature people... - Nateawesomeness

V 1 Comment
13 Even two-year-olds are able to use them

My cousins can use a toilet when they were 2 but since my mom toilet trained me late I didn't use one until I was 3. I probably only used it once or twice when I was 2 but that's about it...

14 They now flush automatically
15 The porcelain makes it look very fancy
16 They give you somewhere to poop

True it's better than crapping on the floor

17 A Captain Underpants villain is based off one
BAdd New Item
P