Top Ten Things that All Women Do or Have Done

The Top Ten

1 Scratch their breasts after removing their bra

Ahh...the relief! The freedom! Sometimes it's good just to keep it on that bit longer just for that feeling of sheer bliss when it's removed

Feels so great...

To quote Woody Allen (even if he is a pencil-neck dweeb), "Don't worry. I know how to handle ***s.";).

2 Cry for "no reason"

I'm a huge crybaby.

3 Check out other women

Clothes, hair, make-up, gait, bums...we can't help it! It's second nature to check out the 'competition' We probably look at other women more than men do.

4 Hide underwear inside the rest of the clothes when having a doctor's 'check-up'

5 Pout and try to appeal to a man's 'soft side'

Big eyes, pouting and talking girly. We've all tried it at least once. If it worked that one time, we do it ALL the time. Doesn't always work though...

6 Resist holding their breasts when running up or downstairs

This is embarrassing. You're in a hurry but we'd look ridiculous if we hold them to stop them bouncing when running up or downstairs. So..what do we do? Run faster which only makes it worse.

7 Go to the toilet just to adjust certain body parts and have a scratch

Why can't women just freely feel around and adjust...things when we feel like it? We'd rather queue for ages for our own private cubicle just to have a scratch!

8 Turn right when entering a store

Research has found that women do this because most are right-handed...ha! It's probably the side where most bargain buckets are.

9 Stuff a cushion up their jumper to see what they'd look like pregnant

10 Wax/shave their legs just to feel soft bed sheets against them

There aren't many greater feelings in the world than rubbing freshly waxed or shaved legs against cool, fresh bed sheets.

The Contenders

11 Cook in a kitchen

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