Top 10 Things to Alternatively Interpret Radiohead's "Paranoid Android" as Being Secretly About
Easily THE single most lyrically "open to interpretation" song ever madePLEASE correct me if I'm objectively wrong
Personally, I would LOVE to see a music video of this
Marvin THE Paranoid Android, anyone?
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD, GIR, OFF WITH HIS HEAD, GIR; WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY NAME, MY NAME IS ZIM"
Long story short, this song is basically how Zim views humanity in a nutshell
"Ambition makes you look pretty ugly" - His ambition to make white Americans the supreme master race of Earth, combined with his disgustingly flabby, crusty and wrinkly old face
"Kicking, squealing Gucci little PIGGY" - Is a fat, selfish, greedy, obscenely rich and spoiled brat who basically runs an entire family OF them
This ESPECIALLY applies to the show's upcoming Static Cling movie, which is setting out to parody almost every negative side-effect of ACTUAL modern-day society's relentlessly vapid consumerism and technology obsession that the writers can find a way to FIT into it while still making it funny; if Nickelodeon had as smart of ideas as I do, they would probably reconstruct an entire new (and hopefully extremely literal) music video for PA out of clips FROM the movie as a way of promoting the film
Yet ANOTHER great Reddit post
"From all the unborn puppy sperm cells in Lammy's head"
Yet another great Reddit post
"When I am king, the Youtube comment section will be first against the wall...with its opinions which are of no consequence at all"
Another classic Reddit post
Disclaimer: "THE CRACKLE OF PIG SKIN" is totally not a metaphor for humans (especially fat and selfish ones) burning in Hell; why no, of COURSE not, it's just a perfectly innocent description of someone cooking bacon on a stove
A bit on-the-nose if you ask me, but whatever
Classic Reddit post
Also would be pretty funny in the context of God Of War 4
Seriously, why can't Kratos remember Atreus' name