Top Ten Things That Amateur TopTenners Are All Thinking

The Top Ten
1 FOLLOW ME OR BURN IN HELL!

Most new users of these days in a nutshell. Bragging is one of the worst things you can do on this site. Just use your own responsibility to make content.

Nah. I just don't follow people with more than ten followers and they haven't followed anyone.

Yet another example of seeming desperate... Begging doesn't get you anywhere, you know?

Follow me and I will give you dank pizza

2 This source is awesome! They'll never know I plagiarized them!

I'd have 10,000 lists if I copied off from others. I almost wish that I wouldn't be extremely guilt-ridden and feel pathetic for doing this because otherwise what would be stopping me?

Now that's amateur TopTenners' logic.

This is hilarious!

And so true!

3 So how does my new list look? Well, imagine you're looking at Wildhawk.

I say this a lot but I never say Wildhawk?

4 Backing up my reasons to hate things. It's just too arduous. Ah, screw it.
5 I like this, I hate that because of something entirely irrelevant, and if you disagree, you suck and need to die.

I bet that's what an elitist SAO hater would act like if they ever got a TheTopTens account.

6 Hey, I'm new here and have nothing to do with my life; yet, by a fluke, I'm gonna blow all your minds!

I don't know what you did, but this is what happened to me!

Many users think that. Many weird things

7 I'm on the stats page for writing lots of meaningless drivel! Yay!

Is member score serving it's purpose? I'd say both yes and no.

Aand this is why member scores are almost entirely meaningless.

8 That list took you an hour?! Mine took a second per item, so loser, I win!

I must admit, I take about 5 minutes...

Me half of the time.

9 Someone will vote on my lists with a bit of peer pressure...
10 I'm going to get famous on this site

Lol, good luck. These users are kinda hilarious and funny. I know because I used to be one of them.

Becoming famous is very unlikely to happen on this site, just like in real life.

Pfft everybody hates me.

Me when I started.

The Contenders
11 My best friends are the best users because they're my best friends. Oh wait, I left me out.

User of the month lists

12 They're all going to vote on my list
13 I'm bored so let's make a list
14 I'm bored so I'm going to troll

I have nothing against trolls

15 I hate getting messages so block
16 How do you get pictures on your list
17 No one will know all my followers are other accounts I made
18 What am I doing
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