Top Ten Things Amourshippers Need to Understand

I haven't seen anyone make this list, so here I go.
The Top Ten
1 Amourshipping was never canon (Especially when Serena kissed Ash)

The kiss was completely one sided. Serena forced herself onto Ash. Ash didn't kiss back or expressed any emotion or facial expressions to show he has feelings for her. HECK, HE DIDN'T BLUSH. Ash is indifferent about romance IN CANON. No AshXmain girl ship will ever be canon.

Jessie and James have actually kissed Ash before (and I'm not even joking here) but are THEY canon? NO!

"Canon" or not, it NEVER was, the kiss doesn't count as "canon."

2 Serena's crush on Ash was just for ship bait

I bet that they want to take control of the other shippings. That is so ridiculous.

Truth hurts. The writer doesn't care as long as they get money

And also to piss off other shippings as well.

3 Their memes suck
4 Amourshipping is completely one-sided

Somebody has said this before, I can't remember who, though. But I'll put it here anyway.

5 Serena did not kiss Ash on the lips. It was left up to the interpretation of the viewer.
6 Ash and Serena do not belong to each other

No no. just because serena has a crush on ash doesn't it mean ash must get in a relationship with her. he owes her nothing. If you think a silly crush magically makes your crush engage in a romantic relationship with you, you need a reality check.

7 Ash doesn't need a girlfriend (especially in "canon")

I guess that the writers of the damn XY (and Z) anime were trying to make something new and original for Serena but resulted in failure.

Ash is to immature for a girl

8 Serena was never Ash's childhood friend

Ash only knew her once, and then Serena left. Meeting somebody you knew for a few minutes or less, does NOT consider a childhood friend.

I mean, she's basically having a crush on a random guy she knows nothing about. Guess the fans must be as dumb as her

Here's a list of friends that I have hat I only knew for a few minutes.

Notice the blank spaces.

9 Serena is not Ash’s type
10 Ash and Serena's "relationship development" is not actually development, it's just Serena being manipulative.

I'm thinking of the time when she threw snowballs at a depressed Ash. Oh, and also that forced kiss at the end.

Not all of it was manipulative though.

Serena's like Amy Rose

The Contenders
11 Ash has a better bond with Dawn than with Serena
12 Ash only ditched his romantic indifference for Giselle.

"Giselle, to date, is the only female that Ash has found attractive enough to abandon his usual indifference towards romance. Some might argue that some other characters have made him feel this way, but Giselle is the only inarguable one thus far."

If you aren't Giselle, Ash will never have feelings for you.

Giselle proves that you need to be a total b---- to get Ash's attention. And even then he dropped his crush in her the second he discovered her true colors.

13 Serena is no longer Ash's partner/companion

She left just like the other PokéGirls, she has a goal (besides Ash being her "goal") to accomplish somewhere in Hoenn. (If she can accomplish it.) I think they do understand this, but refuse to accept the fact that she's gone.

14 If they refuse to watch the Sun and Moon anime, it's their fault

The Pokemon Sun and Moon anime is a lot better than people thought. People kept bashing this anime so hard because of the animation and "no Serena" but once episode 11 came out, more and more people are starting to enjoy it.

People like amourshippers only hate sun and moon because they fear Lana, mallow, or Lillie (ESPECIALLY her due to her large in-game fanbase) will threaten amourshipping, which they definitely are. (Three way love battle anyone)?

Had the Amourshippers understood the situation that Ash is still 10, he doesn't understand Serena's feelings and that Serena is ONLY obsessed with him and not IN "LOVE" with him, everything would be "fine."
It's also their choice if they do. Go ahead, Amourshippers, you refused to watch it and now you're stuck with one anime series, and that's Pokémon XY.

15 Even if the petition is sent to Pokémon, Serena still won't come back after season 1 of the Pokémon Sun and Moon anime and her trip to Hoenn

The petty petition won't work, it's just stupid that Amourshippers find it a good idea. The animators and writers of the new Sun and Moon anime will ignore the "request", so the petition is unnecessary, petty, useless, worthless and stupid. Junior Lopez must be embarrassed if his petition STILL DOES NOT WORK.

The episodes are made months in advance. The first few SM episodes were most likely already finished while XYZ was still ongoing. There's no way anyone can accurately predict their petitions actually working because you cannot indicate WHEN they are starting to make the episodes.

They won't just rewrite episodes to insert Serena. That does not work. The Pokemon is like a long running Shonen anime and they don't have the time to do that. They only have time to keep pushing forward.

Petitioning? That's just desperate.

16 Serena started her journey to have Ash's attention

This is undeniably true. People try to deny it, but Serena has said it herself several times. She literally told Ash that he was her "goal" right to his face.

Here's the last one I'm putting from some other list. Serena has done this so she can try to have Ash for herself. UNACCEPTABLE!

She goes on a long journey for the attention of someone she knew for 3 minutes

17 Pokemon Episodes are made months prior to their air date, the petition will never work

That's desperate. Good luck when Serena still won't "arrive" to Alola. Your "precious" Serena will be "missed". Rest in Piss, forever missed: Serena.

18 The fact that the main characters (besides ash) always change, every region, except for Brock and Misty who are the exception because they're the OGs.

Brock and Misty left too, dum@$$.

19 Serena had no character development

Cutting her hair is development? Even the hair had more character than her

Eh, I would say that leaving ash is pretty good development. She's done depending on him, Bonnie, and clemont.

Here's another one I'm including on this list.
Also, even if she cut her hair, she still lacked character development.

20 Serena is a horribly written character

So much for the writers to mess this up and not doing it correctly. What a BIG MISTAKE they made.

Big stereotype, can't fight to save her own life, obsesses over Satoshi. That's just the start.

21 They are 10 years old and don't know what love is

False. I think some 10 year olds know what love is better than adults do. Love is not lust. Sex is not love, nor is it an expression of love.

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