Top Ten Things That Are Impossible to Do

The Top Ten

1 Lick Your Own Elbow

Pfft...It's easy! Just write the word elbow on your arm and then lick the word. See, not so hard after all

Wait. Let me confirm this one... (insert a few minutes here)...No, absolutely cannot be done!

I can do it very flexible

This one kid that I know can lick his elbow!

2 Read With Your Eyes Shut

Hold up here... I read a comment that states blind people can do this... Why would a blind's person's eyes be shut to even try to read?

Blind people can do this.

If you can do this please let me in on the secret.

I stand corrected. Thank you!

3 Make a Top Ten List of 'Things to Love About Justin Beiber'

I don't hate or love him I don't really care about him but I voted for this one out of shear comedy. good one guys

Make a Top Ten List of How To Send Death Threats to People Who Hate Justin Bieber.

Not if I make an account. But most people on here are 10-16 year old boys who hate him and random girls who hate him.

Are you KIDDING ME? Love? You mean JUSTIN BIEBER? That's so Impossible that will never gonna happen. I suggest bieber to just have a rest and sleep.

4 Travel at Light Speed

Traveling at light speed is physically impossible; light speed is 874,030 times faster than the speed of sound. The fastest man-made object (the Juno spacecraft) has only traveled 295 times the speed of sound.

I fell like many humans are smart enough to make the tecnology for this and make it happen

Lets face it if we could the us government would probably hide from us so we can't do it

If may still be possible in a way, if worm holes are real and they can patch you through to a different part of your universe almost instantiations then we can in fact travel faster than the speed of light.

5 Stand on Your Palms and Race Against Usain Bolt on Feet

It doesn't say you have to win the races or even how far you have to races. Just to races against Usain Bolt on your hands, if you go one got I could that, easy

That's unfair! Please ask Usain Bolt to do the same.

I will give you a billion dollars if you are able to do this. Can you do this (also applies to Britgirl)

Tie his limbs together and make him hop. If he falls, he will have some trouble beating you...

6 Fly

Airplanes bro

Because unless your dead and your in heaven then you don't have wings I'm sorry to tell you folks but that is impossible for a living human to do

You can fly in an air plane

sky diving

7 Run a Two Minute Mile

Its easy just call usain bolt

I can run a mile in 10 minutes! Wow, I'm so slow.

I think it might be Impossible even though I'm a little chubby

You'd have to be super fast

8 Stand at the Checkout in a Supermarket Without Looking at What The Person in Front Has in Their Trolley

I talk to them, compare prices and things. I do it all the time. Can't stop.

It's not exactly hard, all I have to do is look @ my dad, anyway, I'm short...

Easy just don't look

It is possible just look up

9 Read This List 1000 Times Without Feeling the Need to Sleep

Yeah because by the time you reach 100 it would probably be an even longer list

I managed two times.

I could Barely get this Far and it's like 5:00 where I am

999 to go...

10 Love Two People at the Same Time

You love your mom, you love your dad, you love your aunt and your grandma and your grandpa and your kids, and your husband/boyfriend

That's right we can't love two persons in the same time, because when you truly love someone you spend your days thinking about her/him... Can we think about two persons at the same time?

I think that's so true. How can you give only half of your love to someone you're supposed to be devoted to?

That's kind of hard 'cause I like this boy in my class since 4th grade and now I am in 6th grade and I still love him. I think I won't like another boy in my life

The Newcomers

? Be a Casual Friend of Someone Who Is Old Enough to Be Your Mom or Dad

The Contenders

11 Walk on Walls

It is possible to run on walls and it is possible to walk on walls with boots that can make your feet stuck to the wall, but without any boots like that, it is impossible to walk on walls!

If you go fast enough you can do it

Knock it down. Then it becomes like a floor. Beat that, Spider!


12 Eat a Banana Without Making a Horrible Smacking Noise

It's just as well that bananas taste horrible to me, so I'm never in that gross situation. But I'm addicted to curries, though, so I'm always careful. And it's not impossible to avoid getting it on me, as long as I sit upright.

I think I'm a monkey, bananas are one of my favorite fruits for some reason.

That really is disgusting

Put it in a blender.

13 Teach a Goldfish to Play the Clarinet

My fish is very talented. He can not play the clarinet. The flute is a different story.

I only got my squid to learn...

I have actually tried this and believe me it's impossible to do!

The only legit impossible

14 World Peace

Yeah...apparently there's supposed to be a huge war before the apocalypse, so, yes, this is impossible.


Never will happen unfortunately


15 Watch Stevie Ray Vaughan Perform at London 2012 Olympics Opening Ceremony

But ever the optimist, I live in hope... Haha! :))

16 Beat Ninja Gaiden (Xbox) Without Dying

So, untrue I did it

Obviously you can't do that he is impossible

17 Telepathy

It would be more frustrating than anything if it was possible.

Edit: to clarify, this is because I've read Wings of Fire. That form of telepathy seems like torture, even if it's a blessing.

It is impossible. I wish it wasn't, but it is. I just can't get through.

I always wanted it :-)

I would always use it if I had it...

18 Be at More Than One Place at Once

I am at 8 places at once right now
North America
New Jersey
United States
Magnolia town
Walnut Avenue
My House
My Room

By the way if some smart alec says something being at the 4 state corner that doesn't count

I'm on Earth. But also in my own world...

Quantum Superposition. Everybody?

19 Beat Donkey Kong Country Returns Without Losing a Life

No it isn't me and my mom play ALL the time!

Become a pro at this game

That game is hard af

yes indeed

20 Sneeze With Your Eyes Open

It is possible for some human beings to sneeze with both eyes open. However, I would recommend not trying to do so because sneezing with your eyes open will result in a major migraine. Also, just to let you know, your eyes will not "shoot from their sockets". That is a hoax. There is no muscle behind the eyeball that can possibly contract and push it out of the socket. Most people think that the eyelids help keep the eye in place while you sneeze, when in reality the eyelid doesn't have enough muscle capacity to do that anyway. The only reason why eyelids close when sneezing is because of a simple nerve reflex. (I'm 14 and I'm explaining simple anatomy to adults. *Face palm* )

Ugh! Your eyeballs would shoot from their sockets in a nanosecond.

This is literally the most impossible thing on the list. Unlike all the others, you can't do this, no matter how hard you try.

Have you ever saw someone do this? If so, you are crazy, no one can do this unless that person can't blink, therefore that isn't possible. So this should be higher.

21 Eat Just One Potato Crisp

Betcha can't eat just one lol

What is a potato crisp?

I can eat 13,999 though.

Actually it's possible. eat one then eat one again your still eating one

22 Pushing a Boulder Up an Icy Mountain

Don't push a boulder up an icy mountain

This I agree with for impossible.

This would be pointless to do anyway

23 Watch the news without hearing about someone dying

This is possible. I'm deaf

I added this and I didn't add it because I want to hear that. I added it because it happens every time

omgosh why

24 Stay Clean While Eating a Curry

Bits of yellow stuff all over me. Not good.

I can stay clean

Just lick it

25 Watch the Artist Without Falling Asleep

I LOVE the Artist. I love everything about the film. Cannot fault it at all. I love the music... EVERYTHING about it. It's one of my favourite films OF ALL TIME. It'd be impossible for me TO sleep through such a wonderful film. Sorry for going on but the Artist is a film I'm so passionate about. Erm...I'll get off my soapbox now, shall I?

I have tried 3 times to get through this movie but end up falling asleep half way I don't know why anyone would put up with this garbage I hate this movie and nothing anyone can say will change my mind about it.

Sleep and sleep

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