Top Ten Things That Are Impossible to Do

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The Top Ten

1 Lick Your Own Elbow

Wait. Let me confirm this one... (insert a few minutes here)...No, absolutely cannot be done! - Britgirl

Pfft...It's easy! Just write the word elbow on your arm and then lick the word. See, not so hard after all - AlphaQ

I can do it very flexible - Jackhammer619

I CAN do this

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2 Travel at Light Speed

Lets face it if we could the us government would probably hide from us so we can't do it

The second smallest time is a nanosecond which is 1 billion times smaller than 1 second the speed of light can travel 1 foot in 1 nanosecond so it is impossible to travel at light speed I'm Nicholas Tauiliili I'm 10 turning 11

Correct! It is physically impossible to reach 100% speed of light if you are comprised of any amount of mass and since mass and energy are one the same they both increase exponentially and infinitely the closer you reach C. So yes this camt be done and no warping space-time is not the same thing

Yes it is impposible

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3 Make a Top Ten List of 'Things to Love About Justin Beiber'

Are you KIDDING ME? Love? You mean JUSTIN BIEBER? That's so Impossible that will never gonna happen. I suggest bieber to just have a rest and sleep.

It would be easier to find a flying unicorn that can fire lasers than make that list (although there is a list called "Best Justin Bieber Songs" unfortunately) - CommentandList

As soon as some absurdly minded teenage girl sees this, they're going to go ahead and do it. I think a REASONABLE list of things to love about JB is impossible. - PositronWildhawk

Sure is impossible

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4 Read With Your Eyes Shut

Blind people can do this.

If you can do this please let me in on the secret. - Britgirl

I stand corrected. Thank you! - Britgirl

There’s something called audiobooks - awesomedp900

I think we're talking about reading a normal book with your eyes closed - WWEWBMortalKombatFan

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5 Fly

Because unless your dead and your in heaven then you don't have wings I'm sorry to tell you folks but that is impossible for a living human to do

Airplanes bro

You can fly in an air plane

sky diving

6 Love Two People at the Same Time

That's right we can't love two persons in the same time, because when you truly love someone you spend your days thinking about her/him... Can we think about two persons at the same time?

I think that's so true. How can you give only half of your love to someone you're supposed to be devoted to?

It is impossible to love two people romantically at the same time. If it's love you only love one person and you don't doubt it.

U can your family

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7 Run a Two Minute Mile

I think it might be Impossible even though I'm a little chubby

Its easy just call usain bolt

I can run a mile in 10 minutes! Wow, I'm so slow.

I can do this

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8 Stand at the Checkout in a Supermarket Without Looking at What The Person in Front Has in Their Trolley

I talk to them, compare prices and things. I do it all the time. Can't stop.

It's not exactly hard, all I have to do is look @ my dad, anyway, I'm short...

Easy just don't look

It is possible just look up

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9 Stand on Your Palms and Race Against Usain Bolt on Feet

It doesn't say you have to win the races or even how far you have to races. Just to races against Usain Bolt on your hands, if you go one got I could that, easy

I will give you a billion dollars if you are able to do this. Can you do this (also applies to Britgirl)

That's unfair! Please ask Usain Bolt to do the same. - Kiteretsunu

I tried and lost

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10 Walk on Walls

It is possible to run on walls and it is possible to walk on walls with boots that can make your feet stuck to the wall, but without any boots like that, it is impossible to walk on walls!

If you go fast enough you can do it

spiderman

Don't people walk on The Great Wall Of China all the time?
And other walls as well?
Also, knock one down and walk on it. - Billyv

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11 Beat Ninja Gaiden (Xbox) Without Dying

So, untrue I did it

Obviously you can't do that he is impossible

12 Eat a Banana Without Making a Horrible Smacking Noise

It's just as well that bananas taste horrible to me, so I'm never in that gross situation. But I'm addicted to curries, though, so I'm always careful. And it's not impossible to avoid getting it on me, as long as I sit upright. - PositronWildhawk

I think I'm a monkey, bananas are one of my favorite fruits for some reason. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

That really is disgusting

I do not like bananas.

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13 Teach a Goldfish to Play the Clarinet

My fish is very talented. He can not play the clarinet. The flute is a different story.

I have actually tried this and believe me it's impossible to do!

The only legit impossible

MINE CAN!

14 Beat Donkey Kong Country Returns Without Losing a Life

Become a pro at this game

That game is hard af

15 Pushing a Boulder Up an Icy Mountain

Don't push a boulder up an icy mountain

This I agree with for impossible.

16 Telepathy

I wish this was possible! - Curti2594

I'm Psychic at times.

I always wanted it :-)

It's always possible

17 Watch the Artist Without Falling Asleep

I LOVE the Artist. I love everything about the film. Cannot fault it at all. I love the music... EVERYTHING about it. It's one of my favourite films OF ALL TIME. It'd be impossible for me TO sleep through such a wonderful film. Sorry for going on but the Artist is a film I'm so passionate about. Erm...I'll get off my soapbox now, shall I? - Britgirl

I have tried 3 times to get through this movie but end up falling asleep half way I don't know why anyone would put up with this garbage I hate this movie and nothing anyone can say will change my mind about it. - egnomac

Sleep and sleep

18 Sneeze With Your Eyes Open

It is possible for some human beings to sneeze with both eyes open. However, I would recommend not trying to do so because sneezing with your eyes open will result in a major migraine. Also, just to let you know, your eyes will not "shoot from their sockets". That is a hoax. There is no muscle behind the eyeball that can possibly contract and push it out of the socket. Most people think that the eyelids help keep the eye in place while you sneeze, when in reality the eyelid doesn't have enough muscle capacity to do that anyway. The only reason why eyelids close when sneezing is because of a simple nerve reflex. (I'm 14 and I'm explaining simple anatomy to adults. *Face palm* )

Ugh! Your eyeballs would shoot from their sockets in a nanosecond. - Britgirl

This is literally the most impossible thing on the list. Unlike all the others, you can't do this, no matter how hard you try.

I did it and it hurt so bad I'll never try again

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19 Read This List 1000 Times Without Feeling the Need to Sleep

I managed two times. - Britgirl

I could Barely get this Far and it's like 5:00 where I am

999 to go... - Elina

DO NOT READ IT

20 Eat Just One Potato Crisp

Betcha can't eat just one lol

What is a potato crisp?

I can eat 13,999 though.

Actually it's possible. eat one then eat one again your still eating one

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21 Beat Catherine Without Dying
22 Stay Clean While Eating a Curry

Bits of yellow stuff all over me. Not good. - Britgirl

I can stay clean

Just lick it

23 Beat Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Without Dying or Failing a Mission

That is not impossible, I beat 8 missions without dying

Grand theft auto 5 even harder because there is a godamn mission with ARMY THAT CHASES YOU so u will HAVE to die on that one a few timesp

24 Make Your Own Animal

Done. Writing has its perks. - Cyri

This is not impossible! someone's done this before while trying to make a new species of bees (which the man succeeded) the species accidentally escaped quarantine and spread through South America into North America by the way the species was the africanized honey bee.

True but you can in robot style,duh,do you have a brain

fsu did it

25 Lick Your Bladder

what

yes

26 Open a Pack of Gum Without Being Swarmed
27 Walk On Water

You can walk on ice, which is water

U can walk on Ice which is water! Problem Jesus? :3

28 Go to Heaven Without Dying

Heaven isn't real though

They said a boy once saw God and came back to his life and knew all about it - FerrariDude64

Reference to Heaven Is For Real

That's actually possible!

29 Put Your Foot Behind Your Head

I've tried it, and believe me, it's impossible.

I can do this

30 Hold Your Breath for an Hour

Nah, it's physically impossible anyway. If you hold your breath for more than 3 minutes, you'll eventually pass out/die. If anyone can actually do this, please let me in on how to!

The highest breath hold in history was 22 minutes but with the right technology and training we could probably do this in the next 75 years

It's called dying. - Cyri

31 Flush the Toilet Without Looking First

A lady NEVER does this... Yes, I do it all the time. Why do we do this? It's just weird but somehow...necessary! Haha! - Britgirl

Haha I'm guilty for this because I dunno I guess we want to look at what just came out of us and be liek
" That thing came out of me Yikes" - Curti2594

32 Make Your Own Color

That’s easy

33 Not Pop Bubble Wrap When It's Right in Front of You

I love piping it

34 Play Sonic 06 Without Experiencing Glitches

The whole game is a glitch. - Dominicmgm

35 Be at More Than One Place at Once

By the way if some smart alec says something being at the 4 state corner that doesn't count

36 Divide 100 Into Three Equal Parts

Think of 100 not as a number but as a quantity of length, or fraction and it isn't impossible

With Decimals or not? Because... - Fandom_Lover

33.333 forever I think.

37 World Peace

Amen

RIP

38 Try to Have a Poo and a Pee and a Fart and a Burp

I poo pee fart at the same time but I burp rarely

Yup

Impossible

39 Think Two Thoughts at Exactly the Same Time

I discovered I couldn't whilst thinking of something else. - Britgirl

I can do this

40 Take a Clear Picture of a UFO
41 Like Kevin Federline
42 Beat Ninja Gaiden (NES) Without Taking Damage
43 Beat Injustice: Gods Among Us Without Taking Damage
44 Beat Earthbound Without Dying
45 Beat Super Mario Galaxy Without Dying
46 Like or Dislike Everything

Like that..

47 Remix the List: Top Ten Songs that Always Make You Smile

It really is impossible; there are SO many songs which actually, physically bring a smile to my face. And to try and preference them... It just blows my mind. - Britgirl

48 Bite Your Own Face

Basically I'm the one who thinks it's impossible so if you don't think that's possible post it here.

Your lip is on your face. - Cyri

It’s not

49 Sing 10 Octaves
50 Resolve the Uncertainty Principle
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