Top Ten Things that are More Likely to Kill You Than a Shark

I read an article about this and this can seem funny but it true to the core
The Top Ten
1 Mosquitoes Spanish for "small fly," mosquitoes are insects that have been known to cause various diseases. A sample of diseases caused by mosquitoes: malaria, yellow fever, Chikungunya, West Nile virus, dengue fever, filariasis, Zika virus.
2 Selfies

I heard that selfies result more deaths than sharks.

Ya that kills lots of peoples

3 Falling coconuts

So, if I understand the title of this list, I'm more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than a shark is likely to be killed by a falling coconut? Wow. Is it the same coconut?

4 Tripping
5 Slipping
6 High school football
7 Traffic signals

(Newsreader) "A man was killed today whilst distracted by a flashing Kill Your Speed sign..."

8 Hippos The common hippopotamus, or hippo, is a large, mostly herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa, and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae, the other being the pygmy hippopotamus.
9 Cows Cattle (Bos taurus) are large, domesticated, cloven-hooved, herbivores. They are a prominent modern member of the subfamily Bovinae and the most widespread species of the genus Bos. Adult females are referred to as cows and adult males are referred to as bulls. ...read more.

Maybe if you get a bad burger.

10 Champagne corks
The Contenders
11 Eating raw meat

So the real cause here would be stupidity.

12 Vending Machines
13 Toilets

Ah, yes...The attack of the Great White Commode. And just HOW do toilets kill people? Can't be THAT many drunks passing out and drowning.

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