Things that are More Trustworthy Than Hillary Clinton
The Top Ten
1 Bill Cosby as a bartender
2 A Nigerian Prince offering Money
Maybe I can get a small loan of a million dollars!
3 Jared from Subway as a babysitter.
4 A drunk/high pilot
5 Jack the Ripper as a surgeon
6 Gas station sushi
Like that commercial said, cheap convenience store snacks and sushi are not something you can put together. Kinda like how you can't have a president with a criminal record.
7 Chinese Ripoff Products
I mean, who wouldn't want to eat at Obama Fried Chicken and play with a Spaderman action figure?
8 The water supply in Flint, Michigan
Lead poisoning is still pretty tame compared to the torture that Christopher Stevens and 3 other American officers endured at Benghazi.
9 Donald Trump
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, Donald Trump took charge of his family's real estate and construction firm, Elizabeth Trump... read more
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, Donald Trump took charge of his family's real estate and construction firm, Elizabeth Trump... read more
10 The McRib
The synthetic taste of pink slime, intestines, and hormone-destroying additives added shamelessly to classic Southern Barbecue. Shut up and take my money!
The Contenders
11 Sarah Palin as a Biology Teacher
Now, according to the latest geological record, the whole world was created in 7 days, and dinosaurs walked along with the Romans.
12 Osama Bin Laden as a Tower Defender
13 A Serial Killer as a Weapon Keeper
14 Casey Anthony as a babysitter
15 Ray Rice as an Elevator Operator
16 Cruella De Vil as leader of the humane society
17 George Wallace as head of the NAACP
18 Spongebob Squarepants as a limousine driver
19 Bernie Sanders
Bernard "Bernie" Sanders is an independent American Senator from Vermont and was a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 and 2020 elections.
Bernard "Bernie" Sanders is an independent American Senator from Vermont and was a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 and 2020 elections.
20 Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Ann Warren is an American academic and politician. She is a member of the Democratic Party and is the senior United States Senator from Massachusetts.
Elizabeth Ann Warren is an American academic and politician. She is a member of the Democratic Party and is the senior United States Senator from Massachusetts.BAdd New Item