Things that are More Trustworthy Than Hillary Clinton

ethanmeinster

The Top Ten

1 Bill Cosby as a bartender
2 A Nigerian Prince offering Money

Maybe I can get a small loan of a million dollars! - ethanmeinster

3 Jared from Subway as a babysitter. V 1 Comment
4 A drunk/high pilot V 1 Comment
5 Jack the Ripper as a surgeon
6 Gas station sushi

Like that commercial said, cheap convenience store snacks and sushi are not something you can put together. Kinda like how you can't have a president with a criminal record. - ethanmeinster

7 Chinese Ripoff Products

I mean, who wouldn't want to eat at Obama Fried Chicken and play with a Spaderman action figure? - ethanmeinster

8 The water supply in Flint, Michigan

Lead poisoning is still pretty tame compared to the torture that Christopher Stevens and 3 other American officers endured at Benghazi. - ethanmeinster

9 The McRib

The synthetic taste of pink slime, intestines, and hormone-destroying additives added shamelessly to classic Southern Barbecue. Shut up and take my money! - ethanmeinster

10 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.

The Contenders

11 Sarah Palin as a Biology Teacher

Now, according to the latest geological record, the whole world was created in 7 days, and dinosaurs walked along with the Romans. - ethanmeinster

Because your writing is so disjointed, no idea what you're trying to say here.

12 Osama Bin Laden as a Tower Defender
13 A Serial Killer as a Weapon Keeper
14 Casey Anthony as a babysitter
15 Ray Rice as an Elevator Operator
16 Cruella De Vil as leader of the humane society
17 George Wallace as head of the NAACP
18 Spongebob Squarepants as a limousine driver
19 Bernie Sanders Bernie Sanders Bernard "Bernie" Sanders is an independent American Senator from Vermont and was a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 election.
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