Top 10 Things to Ask Jeff the Killer

If you got a question, Then Jeff the famous creepypasta Character will answer it. SO these are 10 things to ask Jeff about!

The Top Ten

1 Why did Chuck Norris beat you up so badly?

Jeff: Usually if I see Chuck Norris coming, I run away as fast as I can.

Jeff: I stay away from Chuck Norris, because he'll Round House Kick me.

Roasted

2 Why do you kill people?

Jeff: I'm crazy and I enjoy watching the life drain from there eyes

Jeff: Because My good looking face just got burned!

Whant a balloon jeff

TO MAKE YOU CRAZY OR HAPPY?

3 Do you hate Dora the Explorer?

Jeff: let's not talk about it

Jeff: UGH! Please don't talk about that show. Its more scary than me! Its too horrifying to watch!

Jeff: sorry I'm too busy mutilating dead bodies to answer that

So jeff what kind of drinks do you like

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4 What is your favorite color?

Jeff: White is my favorite color of all time

Jeff: Red, like the color of my victim's blood

Jeff: who cares?

5 Do you ever sleep?

Jeff: yes I love to sleep with men and have sex with them in bed

Jeff: just because I don't have eyelids doesn't mean I can't sleep

Jeff: I can't close my eyes. so no I don't sleep. but instead. You Do!

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6 Is Ben your best friend?

Jeff: Uhh no. Well he is just a stupid statue. Ben: I HEARD THAT! Jeff: laugh out loud

Jeff: who?

7 Who is your pet?

Jeff: Smile dog duh. But anyways I have to go take him for a walk so I will be right back.

Jeff: why would I have a pet?

8 What is your reaction to 2 Girls 1 cup?

Jeff: I jack off to it

Jeff: I don't use the internet

Jeff: Uh I don't know why? * Watches 2 Girls 1 Cup * * Barfs * Oh my god! That is the most disgusting video I have ever seen! That's worst than those Horrifying Cute Ponies!

Jeff gruesomely murders people daily, yet 2 girls 1 cup grosses him out? - Cyberman

9 Why do you look like Marilyn Manson?

Jeff: I got set on fire and came out looking white so I'm still trying to figure that mystery out

Jeff: because I'm gay and proud

Jeff: I am a homosexual slave

Jeff: Go to sleep.

10 Do you have a crush on anyone?

Would you date anyone eles in the world?

Jeef: uh... *blushes* mabye

The Contenders

11 What would you do if Eyeless Jack took your kidneys?

Jeff: I would first ask Him for my Kidney's back, and then I would KILL HIM!

Jeff: tear his guts out and smear them all over his face

12 Who would you choose to play football with: Slenderman or Ben?

Jeff: I don't play football but I do love to play my own balls

Jeff plays with his ding dong

Jeff: I.Kill.People! I don't have time for sport

Jeff: Uh... Slenderman: Jeff what are you doing? Jeff: I'm answering these people some questions maybe you can figure it out Slendy! Slenderman: DON'T CALL ME SLENDY! * Throws Jeff through the window * Jeff: ugh... ok I will stop... Ow... Slenderman: * Troll face * He He He. Welp that's it! I hope you like this very funny list and don't worry folks! I Will do more! So Bye

13 Why can't you just die?
14 What cartoons do you watch?

Jeff: Happy Tree Friends is my favorite cartoon that I grow up as a kid

Jeff: have you forgotten I kill people for a living?

Jeff: Cartoons are stupid.

Jeff: the only cartoon that I watch is mr. Pickle

15 Are animals awesome?

Jeff:Which ones?

Jeff: I eat animals

16 Do you eat people?

Jeff: Yes can I eat you?

17 I'm not a fangirl but what do you think of them?

Jeff: They're mentally ill. - JakePlaid

Jeff:don't TALK ABOUT THEM please? Ugghhh...so annoying! Anyways,I'm supposed to be ugly,but these fangirls are ruining my reputation!

Fangirls:we love chuu!
Soul(female):oh God no please don't say
Fangirls:Jeffrey f-meh daddy
Soul:ew nasty retards
A riot has started

18 Would you kill jason?

What do u think the answer is of course I would kill him

19 Who is your best friend?
20 Who was your favorite victim
21 What do you think of the SpongeBob episode A Pal for Gary?

Jeff: I don't watch T.V. anymore

Jeff:Let me watch it. *After the episode* Jeff:*angrily* That was the worst episode ever! I can't believe SpongeBob did this to Gary.

22 Do you like Sonic. Exe or Ticci Toby as a friend?

Jeff:hm a made up video game character or a mindless slave...tricky

Jeff:i hate them both logically

Jeff: Sonic EXE because he mercilessly kills and tortures his victims. Oh and love his bloodshed
Sonic EXE: Oh, did I kill Tails? Oopsy Daisy
Jeff: Oh and he's deaf so he's easy to insult
Sonic EXE: I HEARD THAT

23 Can we be best friends? I'm a killer just like you!

Jeff: your a killer? I don't care lol *stabs* - Cyberman

Jeff: lol wut?

24 Have you ever met Freddy Krueger?

Jeff: I have never met him. but I dream about him when he does something terrifying me😨

Jeff: yeah Jason kicked his ass. Freddy: you little unoriginal bitch

25 Why did you destroy your face?

Jeff: I didn't. Those stereotypes did

26 Why did your skin turn white?

Jeff: I don't know properly I drink too many Men milk I guess

27 Do you know of SCP-106
28 What is your favourite food?
29 Why does your story suck so much?
30 Why did you try to make jane look beautiful as you?
31 How do you feel about people shipping you with Jane?
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