Top 10 Things to Ask Jeff the KillerIf you got a question, Then Jeff the famous creepypasta Character will answer it. SO these are 10 things to ask Jeff about!
The Top Ten
Jeff: I stay away from Chuck Norris, because he'll Round House Kick me.
Jeff: Usually if I see Chuck Norris coming, I run away as fast as I can.
Jeff: I'm crazy and I enjoy watching the life drain from there eyes
Jeff: Because My good looking face just got burned!
Jeff: UGH! Please don't talk about that show. Its more scary than me! Its too horrifying to watch!
Jeff: sorry I'm too busy mutilating dead bodies to answer that
So jeff what kind of drinks do you like
Jeff: let's not talk about it
Jeff: White is my favorite color of all time
Jeff: Red, like the color of my victim's blood
Jeff: who cares?
Jeff: just because I don't have eyelids doesn't mean I can't sleep
I'm blind by cutting my eyelids so yea- Jeff the killer
Are you a real creepypastaq character
Jeff: I can't close my eyes. so no I don't sleep. but instead. You Do!
Jeff: Uhh no. Well he is just a stupid statue. Ben: I HEARD THAT! Jeff: laugh out loud
Jeff: Smile dog duh. But anyways I have to go take him for a walk so I will be right back.
Jeff: why would I have a pet?
Jeff: Uh I don't know why? * Watches 2 Girls 1 Cup * * Barfs * Oh my god! That is the most disgusting video I have ever seen! That's worst than those Horrifying Cute Ponies!
Jeff gruesomely murders people daily, yet 2 girls 1 cup grosses him out?
Jeff: I don't use the internet
Jeff: I got set on fire and came out looking white so I'm still trying to figure that mystery out
Jeff: Go to sleep.
Would you date anyone eles in the world?
Jeef: uh... *blushes* mabye
Who do you want to date and why? And what do you feel about FANGIRLS?
Jeff: I would first ask Him for my Kidney's back, and then I would KILL HIM!
Jeff: tear his guts out and smear them all over his face
I wish he would. I hate Jeff I want to fight him.
Jeff: Happy Tree Friends is my favorite cartoon that I grow up as a kid
Jeff: have you forgotten I kill people for a living?
Jeff: the only cartoon that I watch is mr. Pickle
Jeff: Cartoons are stupid.
Jeff: Uh... Slenderman: Jeff what are you doing? Jeff: I'm answering these people some questions maybe you can figure it out Slendy! Slenderman: DON'T CALL ME SLENDY! * Throws Jeff through the window * Jeff: ugh... ok I will stop... Ow... Slenderman: * Troll face * He He He. Welp that's it! I hope you like this very funny list and don't worry folks! I Will do more! So Bye
Jeff: I don't play football but I do love to play my own balls
Jeff plays with his ding dong
Jeff: I.Kill.People! I don't have time for sport
Jeff: Yes can I eat you?
Jeff: your a killer? I don't care lol *stabs*
Jeff: I eat animals
Jeff: I don't know properly I drink too many Men milk I guess
Jeff: They're mentally ill.
Fangirls:we love chuu!
Soul(female):oh God no please don't say
Fangirls:Jeffrey f-meh daddy
Soul:ew nasty retards
A riot has started
Jeff:don't TALK ABOUT THEM please? Ugghhh...so annoying! Anyways,I'm supposed to be ugly,but these fangirls are ruining my reputation!
What do u think the answer is of course I would kill him
Jeff:Let me watch it. *After the episode* Jeff:*angrily* That was the worst episode ever! I can't believe SpongeBob did this to Gary.
Jeff: I don't watch T.V. anymore
Jeff:hm a made up video game character or a mindless slave...tricky
Jeff:I hate them both logically
Jeff: Sonic EXE because he mercilessly kills and tortures his victims. Oh and love his bloodshed
Sonic EXE: Oh, did I kill Tails? Oopsy Daisy
Jeff: Oh and he's deaf so he's easy to insult
Sonic EXE: I HEARD THAT