Top 10 Things to Ask Jeff the Killer

If you got a question, Then Jeff the famous creepypasta Character will answer it. SO these are 10 things to ask Jeff about!

The Top Ten

1 Why did Chuck Norris beat you up so badly?

Jeff: I stay away from Chuck Norris, because he'll Round House Kick me.

Jeff: Usually if I see Chuck Norris coming, I run away as fast as I can.

2 Why do you kill people?

Jeff: I'm crazy and I enjoy watching the life drain from there eyes

Jeff: Because My good looking face just got burned!

3 Do you hate Dora the Explorer?

Jeff: UGH! Please don't talk about that show. Its more scary than me! Its too horrifying to watch!

Jeff: sorry I'm too busy mutilating dead bodies to answer that

So jeff what kind of drinks do you like

Jeff: let's not talk about it

4 What is your favorite color?

Jeff: White is my favorite color of all time

Jeff: Red, like the color of my victim's blood

Jeff: who cares?

5 Do you ever sleep?

Jeff: just because I don't have eyelids doesn't mean I can't sleep

I'm blind by cutting my eyelids so yea- Jeff the killer

Are you a real creepypastaq character

Jeff: I can't close my eyes. so no I don't sleep. but instead. You Do!

6 Is Ben your best friend?

Jeff: Uhh no. Well he is just a stupid statue. Ben: I HEARD THAT! Jeff: laugh out loud

7 Who is your pet?

Jeff: Smile dog duh. But anyways I have to go take him for a walk so I will be right back.

Jeff: why would I have a pet?

8 What is your reaction to 2 Girls 1 cup?

Jeff: Uh I don't know why? * Watches 2 Girls 1 Cup * * Barfs * Oh my god! That is the most disgusting video I have ever seen! That's worst than those Horrifying Cute Ponies!

Jeff gruesomely murders people daily, yet 2 girls 1 cup grosses him out?

Jeff: I don't use the internet

9 Why do you look like Marilyn Manson?

Jeff: I got set on fire and came out looking white so I'm still trying to figure that mystery out

Jeff: Go to sleep.

10 Do you have a crush on anyone?

Would you date anyone eles in the world?

Jeef: uh... *blushes* mabye

The Contenders

11 How do you feel about people shipping you with Jane?

Who do you want to date and why? And what do you feel about FANGIRLS?

12 What would you do if Eyeless Jack took your kidneys?

Jeff: I would first ask Him for my Kidney's back, and then I would KILL HIM!

Jeff: tear his guts out and smear them all over his face

13 Why can't you just die?

I wish he would. I hate Jeff I want to fight him.

14 What cartoons do you watch?

Jeff: Happy Tree Friends is my favorite cartoon that I grow up as a kid

Jeff: have you forgotten I kill people for a living?

Jeff: the only cartoon that I watch is mr. Pickle

Jeff: Cartoons are stupid.

15 Who would you choose to play football with: Slenderman or Ben?

Jeff: Uh... Slenderman: Jeff what are you doing? Jeff: I'm answering these people some questions maybe you can figure it out Slendy! Slenderman: DON'T CALL ME SLENDY! * Throws Jeff through the window * Jeff: ugh... ok I will stop... Ow... Slenderman: * Troll face * He He He. Welp that's it! I hope you like this very funny list and don't worry folks! I Will do more! So Bye

Jeff: I don't play football but I do love to play my own balls

Jeff plays with his ding dong

Jeff: I.Kill.People! I don't have time for sport

16 Do you eat people?

Jeff: Yes can I eat you?

17 Can we be best friends? I'm a killer just like you!

Jeff: your a killer? I don't care lol *stabs*

18 Are animals awesome?

Jeff: I eat animals

Jeff:Which ones?

19 Why did your skin turn white?

Jeff: I don't know properly I drink too many Men milk I guess

20 I'm not a fangirl but what do you think of them?

Jeff: They're mentally ill.

Fangirls:we love chuu!
Soul(female):oh God no please don't say
Fangirls:Jeffrey f-meh daddy
Soul:ew nasty retards
A riot has started

Jeff:don't TALK ABOUT THEM please? Ugghhh...so annoying! Anyways,I'm supposed to be ugly,but these fangirls are ruining my reputation!

21 Would you kill jason?

What do u think the answer is of course I would kill him

22 Who is your best friend?
23 Who was your favorite victim
24 What do you think of the SpongeBob episode A Pal for Gary?

Jeff:Let me watch it. *After the episode* Jeff:*angrily* That was the worst episode ever! I can't believe SpongeBob did this to Gary.

Jeff: I don't watch T.V. anymore

25 Do you like Sonic. Exe or Ticci Toby as a friend?

Jeff:hm a made up video game character or a mindless slave...tricky

Jeff:I hate them both logically

Jeff: Sonic EXE because he mercilessly kills and tortures his victims. Oh and love his bloodshed
Sonic EXE: Oh, did I kill Tails? Oopsy Daisy
Jeff: Oh and he's deaf so he's easy to insult
Sonic EXE: I HEARD THAT

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