Top 10 Things Atheists Are Tired of Hearing

Being an atheist is hard sometimes, especially when people tell you these things.

The Top Ten

1 You're a satanist!

Satan derives from religious tales, atheists don't believe in any religions. I rest my case. - CloudInvasion

An atheist does not want to hear that they are a completely different religion altogether. We don't even care about other religions. - EdGeinFan

That's exactly the same as Christians calling people of other religions Satanists when they don't believe in the devil. Hello Pan!

Whoever says this clearly doesn’t know what an atheist is. It means we don’t believe in anything, including Satan. - 3DG20

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2 If you don't believe in God, then how do you know what's right or wrong?

Atheists can still be raised to tell the difference, and right and wrong is partially natural as newborns have been studied and the majority show to prefer kindness over unkindness. - Skullkid755

I don’t really believe in god because there is no evidential proof of god. We can’t determine that god is real by reading the Bible. So these people that are obsessed with religion are basically forcing people to believe in god. I have friends that are Islam, Catholic, and Christian and they are really nice. - SoloPotato

3 You're Going to Hell

Atheists do not even believe in a Hell or Satan. When we die, that's it. There's nothing else to it. - EdGeinFan

People are so close minded these days - BreakFastBeast2005

Extreme (I said extreme, so only the people who say things like this) Christian logic: No matter how bad of a person you are, you will always go to heaven as long as you believe in God, and if you don’t, you will burn in hell forever. - 3DG20

How do you know if I am going to hell if I don’t have a religion? Heaven and Hell are based on religion - SoloPotato

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4 You can't prove that God doesn't exist!

No one can prove non-existence of anything - proof is "something", not "nothing". The statement "prove it doesn't exist" is really like an oxymoron and is nonsensical.

You really can't prove God is real, either. but, feel free to try. Oh, and don't use the bible, or anything pathetic please. - RandomThings

You can’t prove that God does exist either, and don’t say the bible because that proves nothing. - 3DG20

5 You're just an insensitive douchebag like everyone else!

Religion doesn't define personality. That's like saying all Christians are homophobic. - CloudInvasion

Everyone else? I think that would include whoever says this. - Skullkid755

I don’t think religion affects people’s personality.

Not thinking something exists doesn’t make someone an insensitive douchebag, and there’s a reason we don’t believe in God, because there’s no real proof whether it’s real or not. - 3DG20

6 What's stopping you from killing people?

Ironically, what stops me from killing people is me studying the lives and the mentality of killers themselves. - EdGeinFan

Common sense. And law. - CloudInvasion

Because you don't need a bible to have morals. - Skullkid755

Oh I don’t know. Maybe the fact that most of us don’t think it’s okay to kill innocent people just because we don’t believe in something you do? - 3DG20

7 Atheism is too edgy for me.
8 You must think morality is subjective

People do have different morals so I guess it kind of is, but some things still are logically wrong (and other things are just grey). - Skullkid755

9 Most of history's worst humans are atheists

Some of the greatest scientists of all time were atheists. - PhoenixAura81

Most of history's worst humans are religious, hows that? - RandomThings

Many amazing people are atheists too. Your point? - 3DG20

10 You need Jesus!

Thing is an atheist can believe in Jesus they just won't believe he's supernatural or the son of God. - Skullkid755

I wasn't talking to you I was talking to the people who think no belief in god means no belief in Jesus. - Skullkid755

No, I need Buddha.

Jesus needs me. - judo8alex

Jesus take the wheel! *Car crashes* - SoloPotato

The Contenders

11 If you don't believe in God then why do talk about him so much?

We don't bring up God in a religious argument. Other religious people do that. - EdGeinFan

I don’t. I only talk about it on lists like this or when someone else talks about it. - 3DG20

12 Atheists who respect the personal beliefs of others are still terrible people

I respect personal beliefs in others and I'm not THAT bad. - PhoenixAura81

13 Why are you persecuting us?!
14 You're worse than all the murderers, robbers, and child molesters out there!

So not believing in something that has no real proof of it actually being real makes you worse than the reasons millions of innocent people have either been killed, robbed or molested? Nice logic. - 3DG20

Priests are religious though... - judo8alex

15 Why do you mock Christianity?

We don't mock Christianity. We just simply say God doesn't exist and move on with our lives. It's the Christians that have to tell us otherwise, but we won't change our minds. - EdGeinFan

I don’t. I respect Christians as long as they don’t say stupid s*** like this. - 3DG20

16 Atheism is the worst religion

Yeah! Just like not having sex is the worst sex position - InsanityJoe

17 You probably read your kids His Dark Materials every night!

Those are good books though.

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Top Remixes

1. You're Going to Hell
2. You can't prove that God doesn't exist!
3. If you don't believe in God, then how do you know what's right or wrong?
1. You're a satanist!
2. You're Going to Hell
3. Atheism is too edgy for me.


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