Things Babies Do That Would Be Creepy If Adults Did Them

The Top Ten
1 Poop Their Pants

Well of course they do! They are not trained to use the potty, this early in life, nor are they physically able to hold it in.

Some old people still poop their pants. They even have adult diapers!

...I hate babies AND old people.

2 Fall Asleep Immediately

I'm an adult and sometimes I fall asleep at random times.

Ok I will blame my seizure tablets.
Oh and if you don't have enough Vitamin D.

3 Listen To Baby Music
4 Put Random Things In Their Mouth

There is a disorder called pica.

5 Laugh At Everything

Yeah, it would be creepy. But that's what makes babies cute!

6 Cry All Day
7 Grab Things Without Asking

Adults actually do this, and it's called stealing

8 Eat Messy Food With Their Hands

K my Nan didn't always use her knife and fork for eating.

I do that sometimes

9 Asking Why? Again And Again
10 Drink Milk From Breasts

Like adult babies?

The Contenders
11 Biting Everything
12 Refusing To Touch Girls
13 Making Animal Noises
14 Throw Up Repeatedly
15 Run Around Naked
16 Pee with Their Pants Off
17 Getting Bored After 5 Seconds Of Doing Something
18 Sleep All Day

That's... a disorder.
Don't mind me

19 Burp After Every Meal
20 Drool

I drool in my sleep sometimes

21 Talk baby speech
22 Bringing People Random Presents
23 Playing Tag
24 Pee their pants
25 Scream for an Hour
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