Top Ten Things Bad Bronies Do

EpicJake
There are good bronies, but there are also bad bronies. Let's see what the BAD bronies do folks.

The Top Ten

1 Bully Non-Bronies Just for Disagreeing With Them

How can Bronies think Friendship is Magic is different to the original here is a description of the very first episode from 1986 The ponies are on their way to Flutter Valley for the "Sun Tuesday" celebration with the Flutter Ponies. Meanwhile, the Witches from the Volcano of Gloom are busy hatching a plan to destroy Flutter Valley and the ponies, allying with an army of giant bees to get their revenge on the Flutter Ponies. The bees steal the precious Sun Stone, and if the Flutter Ponies can't get it back, their home will be destroyed.

Question is, why do they do that? - EpicJake

Why? At least non-bronies don't watch a LITTLE GIRL SHOW. Seriously grow up losers.

Stupid bad bronies. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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2 Post My Little Pony Art On the Internet Nonstop

Alright, I'm going to go full anger with this one. ANYONE WHO DOES THIS HAS NO TALENT AT ART, OR PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. NOBODY WANTS TO GET THEIR EYES TORTURED, BUT YOU AS WHOLES STILL POST THESE PILES OF BULL CRAP. BUT NO, YOU AS WHOLES STILL HAVE TO POST THESE "pictures" FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME, TO RIGHT NOW. YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST UPLOAD YOUR OWN CRAP FROM THE TOILET, AND IT WILL STILL BE THE SAME, ONLY BETTER. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL TO THE INTERNET, THE WORLD, AND EVERY CREATURE THAT EXISTED. LIKE JEEZ ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN THE INTERNET, JUST PLAIN UP FIRE TRUCK IT UP. WELL YOU DID, SO LEAVE THE INTERNET, OR I WILL CURSE YOU, AND YOUR FAMILY TREE - Spingebill

The art is even on the images of other shows. I once saw a pony version of Mordecai from Regular Show. That's what I don't like. - cosmo

Especially ones with like characters naked and kissing, that's disgusting. - SammySpore

In plenty of cases this isn't necessarily a bad thing. Quite a lot of MLP fanart is actually very well done, and it's a great way for fans of the show to share their appreciation for it and express their creativity. Of course there are a few horribly cringeworthy and distasteful exceptions (please don't get me started on clop art and MS Paint scribbles), but they shouldn't warrant a stigma towards MLP art as a whole. - Entranced98

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3 Think Fictional Ponies Are Better Than Real People

Of course people are better - EpicJake

That is a silly thing to do. - PinkFloyd87

Definition of pony:

"A small horse" - Epikrika

Untrue

4 Never Care About Other Enjoyable TV Shows

There's other great shows, like Gravity Falls, Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones... - PinkFloyd87

Especially Wild Kratts from PBS Kids channel.

In my opinion My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is too girly and males usually hate that entertainment. (come on Justin Bieber, Boy bands, Girl bands, romance novels, chick flicks) They should just reboot Ed, Edd 'n Eddy, The Three Friends and Jerry, Ah Real Monsters, The Hurricanes (football/soccer cartoon), Catdog that is what the males should enjoy not girly cartoons.

The Simpsons are a million times better. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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5 Cyber Bully On the Internet

Only number five? This one is real! Bronies do this! They do this! - AnonymousChick

Bronies! They've ruined the Internet! All I can do is to put away my computer and wait for everyone to get bored of the show. Hopefully, the fan base dies out soon!

Yes! This is why I quit AL! Bronies kept bullying me all the time! I hate bronies! Just because I'm not a dumb grown "man" who watches a crappy baby girl show doesn't mean I should go kill myself!

There should never be any male My Little Pony fans, someone made their own 1D Ponies and suddenly there was attacking 1D. Male My Little Pony fans should go away for good. Its for females ONLY.

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6 Watch Pony Porn

This I agree with. What sick person would do this? I can't go a day on Facebook without seeing a picture of ponies in panties on a page or group and they need to stop. It's why people hate us. It's also why I can't stand Sethisto - bobbythebrony

Trust me, watching pony porn is even worse than watching people porn in real life.

I was like 'what the duck?!? '. - Delgia2k

lol

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7 Hate My Little Pony Haters

I hadn't said a word about this show in ages, but bad Bronies hate me. - EpicJake

They hate me, then. - mayamanga

I am hated then.

Help meee... - Epikrika

8 Sexually Attracted to Cartoon Horses

That made me want to put a bubble on my eyes and ripped-out my face Indiana Jones style.

Put it this way and it does seem weird! - Epikrika

Which explains why bronies are all single. - shingekicrap

This is borerline beastyality. Make your excuses all you want. But this is disturbing. It may not be a real animal but its in the image of one. ( A horse not a unicorn or pegasus etc.) This makes me sick.

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9 Ponify Everything

Can we have ANYTHING That isn't pony related? - Lunala

If they ponify Nirvana, Linkin Park, AC-DC, Guns N Roses, 21 Pilots, Panic at the Disco, System of a down, Imagine Dragons, The Beatles, Smashing Pumpkins, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, and more great rock bands, I will scream. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

They have ponified Gorillaz

They basically ponify everything except a few things. They ponified nearly every famous person in the world except Queen Elizabeth, whom I like. They ponified Trump, famous singers, heck, even people of the past. I like MLP myself, but this is going too far.

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10 Make/Post Pony Porn

They're pervs - shingekicrap

There's way too much R34 of MLP - Mranonymously

The Newcomers

? Produce and Defend Foalcon

"Foalcon" is pretty much MLP kiddy porn made out of characters that usually consist of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Those people are just like lolicon fantards, where if you argue with them and tell them they're breaking the law, they'll try to claim "It's fictional! They're ponies, not human, not real little kids! It's a story! This is just harmless fun! " They know they're breaking the law and what they're doing is producing child pornography, they're just using those claims as excuses to try and fail pathetically to cover up their toxic, dangerous, repulsive behavior. If you see anything with foalcon, report it. IMMEDIATELY. - SailorSedna

? Commit Pedophilia Acts

This year, 2018, uncovered a disturbing trend of pedophilia starting in January when a famous member of the analysis community, ToonKriticY2K, was found ERPing with a 14 year old minor from the Philippines. Though he wasn't the first, it ended up uncovering at least 10 more in the fandom in this year alone, creating what I'll call, a "ToonKritic effect." - SailorSedna

The Contenders

11 Rip Off Everything
12 Write Clopfics

Kill me please. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

13 Gang Up On You

They punch me they sit on me they break my jaw

14 Make People's Eyes Bleed

Especially for pony porn

I would put lemon, salt, bleach and sulphoric acid on my eyes then put my eye dropper to make my eyes grow back to normal.

That's true

lol what? - NikoX

15 Clopping

It's best that we don't know what clopping means

I'm sick of this kind of fans - shingekicrap

You'll faint if you google it. - Epikrika

Cloppers are Bronies but are more insane.

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16 Disrespect Opinions

Opinions are opinions, geez. - TheAlbinoWolf

17 Thinks My Little Pony are Actually Real.

Yes - YGuy

18 Have a Crush On One of the Ponies

Bad Bronies are people that like to have sex with ponies

Flirting? HA! Only drunk people can do this!

Ew they're ponies, why would you flirt with a pony? - NikoX

One Brony actually married a Twilight Sparkle toy.

Alright I just lost all respect for bronies right now this is disgusting. - Epikrika

19 Like a Show for Little Girls

Entertainment for girls is normally hated, but for some reason this gets an exception.

Forget that they would've been laughed at in the past. But now Bronies is like a religion.

So that means EVERY BRONY is bad? Pathetic one.

20 Get Cutie Marks

A bunch of stampy looking stamps. Plus my name is Mark don't call me cute or I'm gonna going to sue anyone who mocks my name.

21 Ruin Childhoods
22 Gay Shipping

Just...WHY! - MrComedy

23 Invent PlayPony magazine

It's based off of PlayBoy if you haven't noticed.

24 Believe everything should be turned into a pony.

Veggietales, PewDiePie, Goku have been turned into ponies.

25 Make/Watch Pony Porn

That moment when 3 items of the same thing are added... - EpicJake

26 Believe the Show is for Them Only, Not Little Girls.
27 Believe everyone who isn't a Brony or is Anti-Brony attacks them.

True, they think they're being "oppressed" when they aren't - SailorSedna

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1. Bully Non-Bronies Just for Disagreeing With Them
2. Make/Post Pony Porn
3. Sexually Attracted to Cartoon Horses
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1. Bully Non-Bronies Just for Disagreeing With Them
2. Think Fictional Ponies Are Better Than Real People
3. Post My Little Pony Art On the Internet Nonstop
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1. Rip Off Everything
2. Post My Little Pony Art On the Internet Nonstop
3. Gang Up On You
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