Top Ten Things Bad Bronies Do

EpicJake
There are good bronies, but there are also bad bronies. Let's see what the BAD bronies do folks.

The Top Ten

1 Bully Non-Bronies Just for Disagreeing With Them

How can Bronies think Friendship is Magic is different to the original here is a description of the very first episode from 1986 The ponies are on their way to Flutter Valley for the "Sun Tuesday" celebration with the Flutter Ponies. Meanwhile, the Witches from the Volcano of Gloom are busy hatching a plan to destroy Flutter Valley and the ponies, allying with an army of giant bees to get their revenge on the Flutter Ponies. The bees steal the precious Sun Stone, and if the Flutter Ponies can't get it back, their home will be destroyed.

Question is, why do they do that? - EpicJake

Why? At least non-bronies don't watch a LITTLE GIRL SHOW. Seriously grow up losers.

Stupid bad bronies. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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2 Post My Little Pony Art On the Internet Nonstop

Alright, I'm going to go full anger with this one. ANYONE WHO DOES THIS HAS NO TALENT AT ART, OR PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. NOBODY WANTS TO GET THEIR EYES TORTURED, BUT YOU AS WHOLES STILL POST THESE PILES OF BULL CRAP. BUT NO, YOU AS WHOLES STILL HAVE TO POST THESE "pictures" FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME, TO RIGHT NOW. YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST UPLOAD YOUR OWN CRAP FROM THE TOILET, AND IT WILL STILL BE THE SAME, ONLY BETTER. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL TO THE INTERNET, THE WORLD, AND EVERY CREATURE THAT EXISTED. LIKE JEEZ ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN THE INTERNET, JUST PLAIN UP FIRE TRUCK IT UP. WELL YOU DID, SO LEAVE THE INTERNET, OR I WILL CURSE YOU, AND YOUR FAMILY TREE - Spingebill

The art is even on the images of other shows. I once saw a pony version of Mordecai from Regular Show. That's what I don't like. - cosmo

Especially ones with like characters naked and kissing, that's disgusting. - SammySpore

Leave the Internet alone, you as wholes

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3 Think Fictional Ponies Are Better Than Real People

Well, at least I don't bully other people and constantly brag! - Pokemonfan10

Of course people are better - EpicJake

That is a silly thing to do. - PinkFloyd87

Untrue

4 Never Care About Other Enjoyable TV Shows

In my opinion My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is too girly and males usually hate that entertainment. (come on Justin Bieber, Boy bands, Girl bands, romance novels, chick flicks) They should just reboot Ed, Edd 'n Eddy, The Three Friends and Jerry, Ah Real Monsters, The Hurricanes (football/soccer cartoon), Catdog that is what the males should enjoy not girly cartoons.

There's other great shows, like Gravity Falls, Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones... - PinkFloyd87

Especially Wild Kratts from PBS Kids channel.

The Simpsons are a million times better. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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5 Cyber Bully On the Internet

There should never be any male My Little Pony fans, someone made their own 1D Ponies and suddenly there was attacking 1D. Male My Little Pony fans should go away for good. Its for females ONLY.

Only number five? This one is real! Bronies do this! They do this! - AnonymousChick

Bronies! They've ruined the Internet! All I can do is to put away my computer and wait for everyone to get bored of the show. Hopefully, the fan base dies out soon!

Yes! This is why I quit AL! Bronies kept bullying me all the time! I hate bronies! Just because I'm not a dumb grown "man" who watches a crappy baby girl show doesn't mean I should go kill myself!

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6 Watch Pony Porn

Let's hope that there wouldn't be more pony porn after the show ends - Mranonymously

This I agree with. What sick person would do this? I can't go a day on Facebook without seeing a picture of ponies in panties on a page or group and they need to stop. It's why people hate us. It's also why I can't stand Sethisto - bobbythebrony

lol

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Sethisto approves of smut like that? Ugh. I heard he's a pansy anyways who can't stand hearing negative things about the show and will remove any comments he finds are negative.

Pony porn is disgusting anyways, it makes me sick. - SailorSedna

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7 Sexually Attracted to Cartoon Horses

This is borerline beastyality. Make your excuses all you want. But this is disturbing. It may not be a real animal but its in the image of one. ( A horse not a unicorn or pegasus etc.) This makes me sick.

Which explains why bronies are all single. - shingekicrap

That made me want to put a bubble on my eyes and ripped-out my face Indiana Jones style.

Are they sexually attracted to the Equestria Girls?

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8 Hate My Little Pony Haters

They hate me, then. - mayamanga

I hadn't said a word about this show in ages, but bad Bronies hate me. - EpicJake

I am hated then.

9 Ponify Everything

They have ponified Gorillaz

Even Linebeck can’t have one good thing

If they ponify Nirvana, Linkin Park, AC-DC, Guns N Roses, 21 Pilots, Panic at the Disco, System of a down, Imagine Dragons, The Beatles, Smashing Pumpkins, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, and more great rock bands, I will scream. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

They basically ponify everything except a few things. They ponified nearly every famous person in the world except Queen Elizabeth, whom I like. They ponified Trump, famous singers, heck, even people of the past. I like MLP myself, but this is going too far.

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10 Make/Post Pony Porn

There's way too much R34 of MLP - Mranonymously

They're pervs - shingekicrap

The Contenders

11 Write Clopfics

I need bleach. - Vancedapurpleguy

Kill me please. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

12 Rip Off Everything
13 Gang Up On You

They punch me they sit on me they break my jaw

14 Make People's Eyes Bleed

Especially for pony porn

I would put lemon, salt, bleach and sulphoric acid on my eyes then put my eye dropper to make my eyes grow back to normal.

That's true

lol what? - NikoX

15 Clopping

I'm sick of this kind of fans - shingekicrap

Cloppers are Bronies but are more insane.

It's best that we don't know what clopping means

What's clopping? - NikoX

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16 Disrespect Opinions

Opinions are opinions, geez. - TheAlbinoWolf

17 Thinks My Little Pony are Actually Real.

Yes - YGuy

18 Have a Crush On One of the Ponies

Bad Bronies are people that like to have sex with ponies

One Brony actually married a Twilight Sparkle toy.

Flirting? HA! Only drunk people can do this!

Ew they're ponies, why would you flirt with a pony? - NikoX

19 Like a Show for Little Girls

Entertainment for girls is normally hated, but for some reason this gets an exception.

Forget that they would've been laughed at in the past. But now Bronies is like a religion.

So that means EVERY BRONY is bad? Pathetic one.

20 Get Cutie Marks

A bunch of stampy looking stamps. Plus my name is Mark don't call me cute or I'm gonna going to sue anyone who mocks my name.

21 Ruin Childhoods

It's gonna happen, to quote some guy who posted a stamp about this, no one has it worse than the show's actual target audience, the young and innocent early school-age girls. One day these little girls are going to have grown up, will learn to use the Internet, search for the show they loved (or still love) so much - and see everything.

Think of how shocking it will be for them when they find the cartoon they loved as kids was also a gargantuan Internet religion worshiped by thousands of over-obsessed teens and adults, mostly grown men. Imagine how horrible they’ll feel when they find out how their show was used to create copious amounts of porn, adult fan-fictions, grimdarks, sex plushies, ridiculous crossovers and parodies. Imagine what will go through their minds when they read about the embarrassing brony drama, the insane conventions, and encounter the fandom's darkest and most controversial side (Molestia drama, ToonKritic and other pedophiles like AndriDash), and how ...more

22 Gay Shipping

Just...WHY! - MrComedy

23 Invent PlayPony magazine

It's based off of PlayBoy if you haven't noticed.

24 Believe everything should be turned into a pony.

Veggietales, PewDiePie, Goku have been turned into ponies.

25 Make/Watch Pony Porn

That moment when 3 items of the same thing are added... - EpicJake

26 Believe the Show is for Them Only, Not Little Girls.

Sadly nowadays (when you consider that the target audience of MLP is finding the show "boring/mean spirited" nowadays and only bronies/rabid ones enjoy it) it's like the bad bronies/bad side of the fanbase took the show from the target audience and tarnished it. - SailorSedna

27 Believe everyone who isn't a Brony or is Anti-Brony attacks them.

True, they think they're being "oppressed" when they aren't - SailorSedna

28 Commit Pedophilia Acts

This year, 2018, uncovered a disturbing trend of pedophilia starting in January when a famous member of the analysis community, ToonKriticY2K, was found ERPing with a 14 year old minor from the Philippines. Though he wasn't the first, it ended up uncovering at least 10 more in the fandom in this year alone, creating what I'll call, a "ToonKritic effect." - SailorSedna

29 Produce and Defend Foalcon

"Foalcon" is pretty much MLP kiddy porn made out of characters that usually consist of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Those people are just like lolicon fantards, where if you argue with them and tell them they're breaking the law, they'll try to claim "It's fictional! They're ponies, not human, not real little kids! It's a story! This is just harmless fun! " They know they're breaking the law and what they're doing is producing child pornography, they're just using those claims as excuses to try and fail pathetically to cover up their toxic, dangerous, repulsive behavior. If you see anything with foalcon, report it. IMMEDIATELY. - SailorSedna

30 Making the Show Look Bad
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1. Bully Non-Bronies Just for Disagreeing With Them
2. Make/Post Pony Porn
3. Sexually Attracted to Cartoon Horses
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1. Bully Non-Bronies Just for Disagreeing With Them
2. Think Fictional Ponies Are Better Than Real People
3. Post My Little Pony Art On the Internet Nonstop
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1. Rip Off Everything
2. Post My Little Pony Art On the Internet Nonstop
3. Gang Up On You
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