Top Ten Things Not All British People Actually Do

Well...this is true. I am very well spoken but only because my mother said I wouldn't get anywhere in life if I spoke like my father (he has a rough North London accent). My background definitely isn't posh but a lot of people think it is purely on the way I speak.

I know, right? I would say I didn't really have an accent, but I know a guy who has a thick middleton accent (I think it's that) and The Beatles are scouses, I would like a cockney accent, like Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer.

This likely comes from the Queen, who talks like that. It was likely popularised by Stupid Downton Abbey

Actually I never did think British people liked golf that much. I always figured that was why the British Open is always held in Scotland.

Yes we love cricket ill give you that but golf bores us.

Thank goodness. I have a very excessive golf hatred.

Where did us being rich even come from?

Comes from history; kings, queens, whatevs. Q. Victoria, mostly.

Where did us being rich even come from?

Not a lot of people drink tea at all. Personally I'm addicted to tea but most people are suprised I drink tea because its not very common

I hate tea but I love coffee. I drink coffee every morning with my breakfast cereal.

Just whereabouts in Britain do you live? Everyone loves it in London.

Oh I know, me and other pupil voice representatives from school went all the way from Southampton to London to go to the Houses of Parliament. I saw some pictures with politicians with massive teeth. They're probably just playing around with that.

I've never met anyone with massive teeth to the scale of British stereotypes in American films. (sigh)

What made foreigners even say this?

If you went up to an English person and said would you like a Cucumber sandwich they would laugh in your face because its weird.

At school, for the queen's birthday, we had to eat cucumber sandwiches and I said I hated it out loud, and I was told that I was ungrateful -.-

Well, I like sandwiches. I like cucumbers. Let's put em together!

A number of people I know are nerds, and they can find it hard to get girlfriends because of this. However, if they meet an immigrant, she immediately falls for the accent.

My family's always preferred Volkswagen and Volvo cars.

Nobody drives mini coopers any more excelt from a really small percent.

We don't even do that! Where are you in England.

Whenther I watch an American show if an English man is on it they all wear woolly jumpers.

What is with people with British accents being casted as villains?

I hate smokers, it is kind of committing suicide, as it takes off 11 minutes off your life