Top Ten Things to Buy TheTopTens User Positronwildhawk for His Birthday
Pos' birthday is coming up, so you should start thinking about getting him a gift! These are some presents with he'll SURELY enjoy!I'm sure he'd pawn it off to his brother when his birthday comes. See, it could make a great excuse for him not to spend his own money buying him a birthday present!
Trust me, my brother would stitch your face to a hot grill. But he'd do that about many sports teams. Loser.
I'd bloody take it!
Ketchup balloon fight, anyone?
Just toast it onto his bacon sandwich. I'm sure he'd gladly let you take it then.
This and the Manchester Jersey would make his brother fawn over him and no longer hate him. Worst case scenario, his brother already has the game and he sells it for some quick cash.
I'm sure he'd like a present that could work for Christmas AND his birthday...
Yes, I just put Justin Bieber on this list. I'm pretty sure you could buy him foir the same price as a beached whale or a mop bucket. Plus, he has the opprotunity for REALLY high resale to his six fans remaining.
It's just fortunate that I also got an ice pick for my birthday.
The acting could've been better. Oh wait, no it couldn't.
Michael Bay's best masterpiece yet!
That book would never end. Getting it into finite space would mean you'd never know its momentum.
Unless he already knows everything in the book.
This is something he would actually like I think the point of this list is Joke items that he would not want.
I'll give the Guinness to Puga, the Poutine to PetSounds, the Big Macs to Turkeyasylum, and the Vegemite to my cousins down under.
Four very English things put together in one present. How patriotic.
