Things Cats Do That Would Be Creepy If People Did Them

The Top Ten
1 Play With Yarn
2 Knock Over Glass Objects

I do this sometimes by accident

3 Wanting Their Belly Rubbed
4 Bringing Dead Rodents To People
5 Sticking Their Head In Things
6 Throwing Up Hairballs
7 Rubbing Their Head On People
8 Being Shy About New People

Some people are actually shy

9 Sharpening Their Nails
10 Lick Themselves Instead of Using Water
The Contenders
11 Watching Birds Hungrily
12 Running Away As Fast As They Can Whenever They See A Dog

Unless they have a fear of dogs.

What if they know the dog

13 Eat Mice
14 Making Their Beds For An Hour
15 Scratch the Furniture
16 Eat Raw Meat
17 Eating Salmon liver wet food in a bowl on the floor with your face
18 Having a Crazy Fight at Night with Others

Are you drunk?

19 Wanting to Come Through the Door Not Opening/Knocking
20 Walking Across Busy Roads Full of Vehicles
21 Walking into someone's garden
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